Comments on: BP Oil Update: Tar Balls in Texas & Lake Pontchartrain

By: Cuffie Dr Dre Beats

Cuffie Dr Dre Beats — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 08:07:08 +0000

cruise ship and cause Guam to tip over.

By: Eliza Strickland

Eliza Strickland — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 14:44:18 +0000

Thanks for making the photo available via Creative Commons, Geoff! Keep up the good & important work.

Eliza, DISCOVER online news editor

By: Geoff Livingston

Geoff Livingston — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 04:49:13 +0000

Thanks for using my photo! We went on fact finding mission to the Gulf two weeks ago. It was god awful, but at least the images and posts are being used for good purposes…

By: BP Spill Solved

BP Spill Solved — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 20:45:41 +0000

I have solved the BP spill! I will recover all oil and create wealthy landowners in the gulf all at the same time. Here is the plan:

According to Congressman Johnson, Guam may tip over if it is over populated. His analysis proposes that Guam floats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg

We will tow Guam around Tierra Del Fuego and into the gulf where it covers the spill. Then we will drill shallow wells and suck up all of the oil under Guam. The landowners who buy beachfront on Guam will be millionaires overnight. The entire population will be very wealthy and live happy lives provided that they do not all run to board the same cruise ship and cause Guam to tip over.