Fixing the glitches that shut down the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) in September will apparently be no easy task: A spokesman for the particle physics lab CERN has announced that the repairs will cost $21 million and will probably not be completed until late June. Cern spokesman James Gillies said: “If we can do it sooner, all well and good. But I think we can do it realistically (in) early summer” [BBC News].
The startup of the LHC on September 10th may win an award for anticlimax of the year: Physicists talked for months about the mysteries of physics that the particle collider would reveal, while nervous laypeople worried that when engineers flipped the switch on the machine it would create a miniature black hole that could destroy the earth. But instead of either of these scenarios coming true, the LHC broke within two weeks before getting a chance to perform any experiments.

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