It should work for all remotes, except for infrared ones, in which case it won’t make the blindest bit of difference.

Of course, I am using the method my son taught me over a year ago. Namely, aim your remote unit under your jaw while looking at your vehicle. The range increase, with our without “tin” foil, is 25%.

I knew it!

But wearing a foil helmet gets me nervous glances…especially at airports.

“Is this conspiracy theorist a government stooge? Does he even realise? Is his beanie hat contributing to the control over him?

Aarrghh I’m going in circles, is my paranoia induced and will it get worse with a paranoiac reducing helmet. Help! ”

The question, Stuart, is not “Am I paranoid?”.

The really important question is “Am I paranoid *enough*?”

BA, tinfoil is called tinfoil because it has a relatively high tin content. Its principal component is still aluminium (or aluminum). So this is not a problem.

I met my friend’s nephew last month. The poor kid is so steeped in this nonsense he actually thinks he is living in one of the most totalitarian and oppressive police states ever to exist. I tried to get him to read “Maus” by Art Spiegelman, but no go.

What’s funny is that they always say, “Oh! Go to blah blah Bush blah Nazi blah dot org and get the FACTS!!!” If you actually go to one of those sites, all the “FACTS!!!” are backed up by links to other “FACTS!!!” on other similar sites. The other sites link back to the one you started out on. It’s a circle of cites beginning nowhere and ending nowhere. It’s a fantasy reality constructed in the form of a Mobius strip.

And people call me an elitist when I suggest my vote should count more than their vote.

I’ve heard that CERN is building a large, ring psychotron under the Alps even as we speak. This 200 km diameter ring psychotron will be used to conduct high energy mind control experiments, egg balancing on non-equinox days, and explore the four-corner time-cube theory of life, the universe and everything.

The ring is being paid for by secret branches of the UN, using the new, secret UN currency that will supplant the greenback in the USA.

PWNNED!

To me, that’s a special kind of crazy.

Someone just mentioned that lunch meats by themselves probably do not have the intelligence to have pulled all this off by themselves. Therefore, this all must have been a conspiracy involving white bread and mayonnaise! OhMyGod! Maybe even Kraft cheese slices!

(ID reference not intentional. I’m sure they had nothing to do with this.)

Or it could have been just the bread crusts out of frustration from being left off all those sandwiches!

Too much research to do. Must design new helmet quickly to reduce food influences on my thoghts!

Which also explains why the government imposed regulations on labeling of packaged foods (such as lunch meats.) The CIA must have discovered the lunch meat plot and used the labeling to try to disuade Americans from purchasing lunch meats, thereby reducing the lunch meat population and their threat to the government. It didn’t work because the government didn’t take into account Americans’ malaise already induced by the lunch meat plot. I’m sure that some of the UFO-related goverment documents from the 60s and 70s that are now being released will shed some light (somewhere in the GPS band) on this.

I must get more information on the MIT study so I can redesign my fez.

http://zapatopi.net/blog/?post=200511112730.afdb_effectiveness

Is this conspiracy theorist a government stooge? Does he even realise? Is his beanie hat contributing to the control over him?

Aarrghh I’m going in circles, is my paranoia induced and will it get worse with a paranoiac reducing helmet. Help!

I love these random experiments!