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Hubble servicing mission on NASA’s mind »

NASA’s looking for a few good people…

NASA’s Associate Administrator Mary Cleave, who famously canceled the Dawn mission minutes after a meeting with Congress about science cutbacks, is leaving NASA. This means a job position is opening up, as well as a few others.

I wonder if I should apply…? Nah. They can’t afford me; it would take a substantial fraction of NASA’s budget to get me to move back east. Plus, I doubt they’d like my position on science subjects. But it’s fun to dream.

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September 23rd, 2006 10:37 AM by Phil Plait in Antiscience, Astronomy, Humor, NASA, Piece of mind, Science | 20 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

20 Responses to “NASA’s looking for a few good people…”

  1. 1.   James Says:
    September 23rd, 2006 at 10:47 am

    They don’t know what they are missing in you if they don’t come begging to you on their collective hands and knees.

    Besides, couldn’t you do the job from home remotely anyway?

  2. 2.   Roy Batty Says:
    September 23rd, 2006 at 11:42 am

    Go, Go, Go BA!
    (but stay here at the same time:-))

  3. 3.   Lab Lemming Says:
    September 23rd, 2006 at 3:56 pm

    Go for it, dude.

  4. 4.   Mark Says:
    September 23rd, 2006 at 5:05 pm

    Sadly, this has become a situation like Supreme Court vacancies, where I wish the guy would just hold out until the next administration…

  5. 5.   Pizza Says:
    September 23rd, 2006 at 7:25 pm

    Well that’s to bad, when I get older and gratuate from Harvard I’m gonna work at NASA! ^_^

    When I become the all mighty dictater of NASA, I’ll see to it they make some MAJOR changes.

  6. 6.   eddie Says:
    September 23rd, 2006 at 8:15 pm

    I hear Hoagland’s available ………..

  7. 7.   TheGalaxyTrio Says:
    September 23rd, 2006 at 11:47 pm

    I’ll do it, but only if I can build some Battlestars.

  8. 8.   Sticks Says:
    September 23rd, 2006 at 11:52 pm

    If you joined NASA then you would not be in a position to debunk the HB’s as this is best done by those outside of NASA.

  9. 9.   Thomas Siefert Says:
    September 24th, 2006 at 2:04 am

    and you could do that slow motion walk towards the camera in your space suit….

  10. 10.   James Says:
    September 24th, 2006 at 5:54 am

    You could be like the Mulder of NASA :)

  11. 11.   Rachel Says:
    September 24th, 2006 at 9:25 am

    u might even be able to discover a planet and walk on it while saying a metaphor…that would be AWEOSOME!!!

  12. 12.   jrkeller Says:
    September 24th, 2006 at 11:11 am

    BA,

    You’ll never get the job as long as you keep using the NASA worm logo.

  13. 13.   Evolving Squid Says:
    September 24th, 2006 at 3:55 pm

    I’d love to do it, but I would guess that not having a PhD would be a limiting factor.

  14. 14.   Cindy Says:
    September 25th, 2006 at 12:14 pm

    What, Phil, you don’t want to move back to the DC area? Why not? ;-)

    Besides, you’re too blunt for NASA and you’re not willing to get your nose brown or learn “double-speak”.

  15. 15.   The Bad Astronomer Says:
    September 25th, 2006 at 1:54 pm

    I used the worm logo on purpose. It was hard to find a good one on the web! I’ll use it from here on out whenever I’m mocking NASA.

  16. 16.   idlemind Says:
    September 25th, 2006 at 3:02 pm

    Can’t say I like the “meatball” any better. Perhaps the first thing you can do when you become master of NASA is to find a decent logo.

  17. 17.   Paul McBride Says:
    September 25th, 2006 at 4:30 pm

    It might be nice working for NASA, but the paperwork might be a stretch.

  18. 18.   Irishman Says:
    September 26th, 2006 at 7:51 am

    Looks to me there’s a bunch of high level science offices. Sounds to me like 1) someone’s cleaning house, or 2) a bunch of people protesting.

    Sounds to me like a tough job to have. Being told that the Science budget is getting cut to $X and you have to figure out what to get rid of to make the budget work, then having to go eat the flack for making the tough decisions and doing what your boss mandated.

  19. 19.   Amara Says:
    September 27th, 2006 at 9:39 pm

    Working at those particular NASA jobs look to be a sure way to an ulcer or a heart attack. Please save yourself, Phil.

  20. 20.   Indian Wedding Cards Says:
    October 2nd, 2006 at 3:08 am

    Kalpana Chawla Died in NASA AirCraft coming back to earth :( (

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