I guess it’ll have to be a small talk

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One of my favorite things to do is give invited lectures. I’ve talked about Bad Astronomy (like the Moon Hoax, Planet X, silly movie science, and the face on Mars) all over this country (and Australia, too), and it’s big fun every time.

But I guess my next one can’t be too big. The scenery is great, and I’m sure the company is lovely, but the venue is a tad bit teenier than I’m used to.

If you can’t read the billboard, here’s the closeup:

I appreciate the invite, Janie, but I think I’ll have to pass. I prefer gingerbread museums, anyway.

January 4th, 2007 2:59 PM by Phil Plait in About this blog, Cool stuff, Humor, Time Sink | 10 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

10 Responses to “I guess it’ll have to be a small talk”

  1. 1.   Tim G Says:

    But there’s a comet viewing TONIGHT! Lots of lilliputians will be there.

    You can’t squeeze one more talk into your schedule?

  2. 2.   blizno Says:

    It takes a big man to address a tiny audience.

  3. 3.   JanieBelle Says:

    Hi Dr. BA!

    I just showed this to KaylaFace (who’s visiting). She’s the one who invited you (it’s her village and observatory), so I’ll just let her speak for herself.

    Kisses though, and thanks for the mention!

    (My neice is famous. That’s too cool.)

    :)

  4. 4.   Kayla Says:

    Dear Dr. BA,

    I am the niece of JanieBell and I’d like to clarify a few things.

    1. My aunt didn’t invite you; I did. I’m the current owner of the observatory and I thought my agent took care of the invite for me. I was told you had agreed to come, hence the wonderful sign. I’ll get on her as soon as she gets back with my coffee.

    2. Who likes gingerbread? EW! =D

    3. I’m sorry for the inconvenience and I hope you will come visit one day anyway. From what I hear, you’re a pretty awesome dude. =D

    Love always,
    Kaylaface.

  5. 5.   Majestic Peak Observatory « UDreamOfJanie Says:

    [...] [UPDATE: Apparently there was a mix up, and Dr. BA won’t be able to come.  :(   ] [...]

  6. 6.   JustAl Says:

    Look at the size of that moon! And here, I used to believe that book…
    ;-)

  7. 7.   The Bad Astronomer Says:

    In fact, I am a pretty awesome dude.

  8. 8.   Sticks Says:

    Would this place be more like it?
    :)

  9. 9.   Astrogirl Says:

    That was both cute and creative! I love it!

  10. 10.   Crazy Bob-Astronomy To Go Says:

    Sorry for the late post, but upon closer examination of the telescope in the observatory, I hope it a Retractor!

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