Mal Content

Of course I’m Mal Reynolds. I already know Serenity is my best fit. But Wash is probably closer to who I really am.

Your results:
You are Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)

Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)
90%
Wash (Ship Pilot)
80%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)
75%
River (Stowaway)
70%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)
55%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)
50%
Inara Serra (Companion)
50%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)
50%
Derrial Book (Shepherd)
30%
Alliance
20%
A Reaver (Cannibal)
15%
Honest and a defender of the innocent.
You sometimes make mistakes in judgment
but you are generally good and
would protect your crew from harm.


Click here to take the “Which Serenity character are you?” quiz…

And what is it with me being rated as Captain all the time? IRL the crew would mutiny in about three minutes.

April 5th, 2007 8:29 PM by Phil Plait in Cool stuff, Humor, Time Sink | 32 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

32 Responses to “Mal Content”

  1. Kevin Says:

    Yeah, right there with ya Phil. I’m usually Mal, or Wash.

    And being a good browncoat, you probably already know about the “Brownquotes” generator.

  2. Swordfish Says:

    “IRL the crew would mutiny in about three minutes.”

    I’d probably start a mutiny in about 90 seconds, Phil. :)

  3. John Paradox Says:

    Okay.. my mom always wanted a doctor….

    J/P=?

  4. Thomas Siefert Says:

    I’m: http://tinyurl.com/2qa932

    In case anybody cares…

  5. Tyler Says:

    I came up as Mal too…sweet!

  6. Josie Says:

    I always wind up Zoe. Always. It makes me wonder a lot of things about myself, really. I never follow orders!

    Still, she does have one of my favorite scenes in the whole show. (At the end of the one wher Mal and Wash get kidnapped by Scary German Guy, and she and Mal do the painfully awkward flirting. Classic!)

  7. PuckishOne Says:

    Hmmm…is the ‘Verse ready for a female Mal? I’m not sure I have the legs for it, really. But the numbers don’t lie!! (80%, gorrammit!!)

  8. Kaptain K Says:

    Since I have never seen the show and haven’t a clue about who is who (thus having no temptation to try to “be” one character or another), I’m probably the perfect “control” for this little bash. Anyhoo, for what it’s worth:

    You are Derrial Book (Shepherd)

  9. Amy Says:

    Kaptain K:

    FYI, a “shepherd” is a kind of pastor/priest…
    :)

  10. Rob Says:

    What question did you answer how to be 15% Reaver?

    signed,
    Dr. Simon Tam

  11. allenwench Says:

    I’m Zoe! Cool, though I identify more with Kaylee or Dr. Samantha Carter on SG-1.

  12. bearcub Says:

    Yet another Mal here.

    http://tinyurl.com/3c22cl

  13. The Bad Astronomer Says:

    I’m a big damn hero is what I am.

  14. Chip Says:

    I got Captain Reynolds 90% — but also 15% Reaver at the bottom of the list. (What question was it that gets those Reaver points?) :D

  15. bearcub Says:

    BA,
    It’s your modesty that makes you so heroic……….

  16. Melusine Says:

    When I took this some days ago I came up 90% Kaylee Frye, 85% Malcolm Reynolds, then Zoe and River after that. We must all have a little Reaver in us. ;-)

  17. nancy Says:

    I’m Kaylee! and then 65% Captain????
    Makes me feel a bit old; I remember watching the actress in “Flash Forward” when my daughter was young.

  18. Josie Says:

    There’s no question about beating up Pseudoscientists. That’d be a dead givaway.

    It’s not too surprising there’s no Jaynes around here, though.

  19. Amanda Says:

    I’m 80% Kaylee and 75% Wash… my two favorites. :)
    Though… 30% Reaver. I think it’s because, while I answered definitely not to “are you a cannibal” I answered definitely yes to “are you crazy?” and only kinda no to “do you enjoy hurting people”.

    I have the urge to watch the show again… it was so gorram awesome. :D

  20. Rad Says:

    I guess it’s Zoe for me. Does that mean I get the ship when we jettison BA? YAHOO!!

  21. Ruth Says:

    This is why the squids are invading.

  22. Kevin Says:

    Phil!! Did you see? There are at least two purplebellies on here!!

  23. Michael Says:

    Oh, Capain, my Captain!!

  24. Thomas Siefert Says:

    I got 15% Reaver too, I do eat hot dogs once in a while (when the wife is not looking), not all the meat is from animals in those.

  25. Eighthman Says:

    Stowaway? River wasn’t a stowaway. If anything, she was cargo. Telepathic cargo.

  26. Gary Ansorge Says:

    I came out as the Doc, with Capt Reynolds as a close second. Makes sense to me,,,

    River was far, far more than mere cargo, a telepathic warrior of exceptional ability. My kinda woman,,,

    Gary 7

  27. Gary Ansorge Says:

    Dang, I’m a SHIP? Well, Moya IS pretty good. I just never figuered out what she eats,,,

    Gary 7

    You scored as Moya (Farscape).

    You are surrounded by muppets. But that is okay because they are your friends and have shown many times that they can be trusted. Now if only you could stop being bothered about wormholes.

    Moya (Farscape)
    94%
    Deep Space Nine (Star Trek)
    88%

    Babylon 5 (Babylon 5)
    88%
    Serenity (Firefly)
    88%
    Millennium Falcon (Star Wars)
    81%
    SG-1 (Stargate)
    75%
    Nebuchadnezzar (The Matrix)
    75%
    Enterprise D (Star Trek)
    69%
    Andromeda Ascendant (Andromeda)
    56%
    Bebop (Cowboy Bebop)
    56%
    FBI’s X-Files Division (The X-Files)
    56%
    Galactica (Battlestar: Galactica)
    31%

  28. Nick Greene Says:

    OMG, I’m Zoe. The problem with Firefly was that it aired on Fox. If Joss had spent more time talking about how great George Bush had been, the show might have been saved.

  29. Steve Raine Says:

    … Or ruined completely more like! ;-)

  30. Steve Raine Says:

    It was definitely an awesome show though and well worth saving. Although licking Bush’es boots the way those reject Reavers of Fox do is far too high price to pay for anything!

    Ah, ‘Firefly’ : Great characters, great dialogue, great world creation only .. well, why _was_ just about every planet so much like the Wild West of North America circa 1880 … ?

    Oh, if anyone cares, I got to be Mal too - with 0 % reaver & also 0 % a lot of others - after what seemed an awefully short quiz .. Maybe I missed some questions, somehow, might go back & try again.

  31. Steve Raine Says:

    Hmn … Went back & realised I had to scroll down. D’oh! (Maybe I’m Homer Simpson.) Thentried topost this &failed (ithink …)so am trying again.

    Anyway, this time I was Mal Reynolds again but with a lot more of *all* the others too :

    Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) = 80%

    Derrial Book (Shepherd) = 75% (Hmm. Don’t believe in God, but do read the Bible explains that one I guess.)

    Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) = 70%

    Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) = 55%

    Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) = 50% (Seems overly high %~age to me!)

    Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) = 45%

    River (Stowaway) = 45%

    A Reaver (Cannibal) = 40% (Ditto! Pretty sure I answered ‘No’ to ‘cannibal’ then again I did use maximum ‘yes’ for crazy!)

    Alliance = 35%

    Wash (Ship Pilot) = 25%

    Inara Serra (Companion) = 20%

    In case y’were curious …

  32. jeremy Says:

    heh ok we have one Jayne

    I guess thats what i get

    You are Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)
    ——————————————————————————–
    90%
    Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)
    ——————————————————————————–
    70%
    Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)
    ——————————————————————————–
    65%
    Derrial Book (Shepherd)
    ——————————————————————————–
    45%
    Wash (Ship Pilot)
    ——————————————————————————–
    40%
    Alliance
    ——————————————————————————–
    40%
    Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)
    ——————————————————————————–
    35%
    A Reaver (Cannibal)
    ——————————————————————————–
    25%
    Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)
    ——————————————————————————–
    20%
    River (Stowaway)
    ——————————————————————————–
    20%
    Inara Serra (Companion)
    ——————————————————————————–
    0%

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