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Pirillo’s answer to the space program

Chris is a friend of mine and all, but sometimes, y’know, I worry about him a little.

Then I see this and I worry about him a lot.

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June 27th, 2007 1:50 PM by Phil Plait in Humor, NASA | 29 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

29 Responses to “Pirillo’s answer to the space program”

  1. 1.   ABR Says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    The Shuttle…it’s not JUST for breakfast!

    or how about…

    The Shuttle Program: the meat and potato(e)s of NASA.

    or what about…

    MMmmmm…re-entry roasted heat shield!

  2. 2.   Eric Says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 2:50 pm

    Plain? I’ve got to have some condiments on my shuttles.

  3. 3.   Mark Martin Says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 3:01 pm

    Detective Thorn says, “The space shuttle is PEOPLE!!!”

  4. 4.   Kevin F. Says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 3:25 pm

    IT’S A COOKBOOK!!!!

  5. 5.   Ricardo Says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 4:07 pm

    khaaaaaaan!!!!!

  6. 6.   Chris Says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 4:18 pm

    He’ll be tasting that for days….

  7. 7.   Roy Batty Says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 4:51 pm

    Not. Well! :D

  8. 8.   Rowsdower Says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 5:59 pm

    I wonder when he burps if it will taste better going up than down.

  9. 9.   Troy Says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 6:02 pm

    Purchase the new Ronco heat tile toothpick!

    or

    Sick of Gyro have a Hero!

    or

    The space program, you’ll eat it up.

  10. 10.   Mena Says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 8:00 pm

    That was hi-frickin’-larious! A real LOL!

  11. 11.   jalbietz Says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 8:40 pm

    That’s great. I’d have to say, though, you should have had some warning when one of his posts suggests “Ending Windows programs does not require a hammer.” Clearly his grip on reality was aready slipping.

  12. 12.   Thomas Siefert Says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 9:17 pm

    “Never grow up!, never surrender!”

  13. 13.   Chip Says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 9:18 pm

    Yes, its gross, and, after eating the Space Shuttle, Chris lay unconscious for a day and a night. But, imagine how delighted he was when he awakened and discovered that the experience doubled his intellectual understanding of aerodynamics and hydraulic systems – andalso giving him super strength. He can now lift a car!

  14. 14.   Sticks Says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 9:24 pm

    Someone needs to get out more

  15. 15.   Melusine Says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 9:57 pm

    He’s going to have quite a bowel movement, doncha think?

  16. 16.   Crux Australis Says:
    June 28th, 2007 at 1:45 am

    The Space Shuttle: the “other” white meat.

  17. 17.   Hazzel Says:
    June 28th, 2007 at 2:21 am

    “Of those who say nothing, few are silent” – Thomas Neill

    well…his not silent….but he sure as hell don’t say anything…

  18. 18.   Grand Lunar Says:
    June 28th, 2007 at 3:48 am

    Mmmm, thermal tiles. *drools*

  19. 19.   icemith Says:
    June 28th, 2007 at 4:09 am

    Don’t do this at home, children, you do not know what the Astronauts on board could be planning to do after touchdown. Remember the cross-country car trip…..

    Ivan.

  20. 20.   Philip From Australia Says:
    June 28th, 2007 at 4:23 am

    Having been bitten by a radioactive space shuttle, he gained the powers and abilities of a space shuttle.

    But Phil… Why are you worried about him? Seemed ok. I am assuming that he wated half an hour before swimming. Because not waiting is cause for concern.

    PfA.

  21. 21.   Just Al Says:
    June 28th, 2007 at 5:01 am

    I can only imagine this is what comes later…

    Burrr-EEEtos!

  22. 22.   Nolwe Says:
    June 28th, 2007 at 9:38 am

    That’s the creepiest thing I’ve seen all day.

  23. 23.   Stark Says:
    June 28th, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    I’m worried about him, but not because he has a taste for Shuttles (well, they are tasty!)… but because he believes “Airborne” can actually prevent you from becoming ill. “Airborne” doesn’t work, just like all other homeopathic ‘remedies’. http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?articleID=9389C0F4-E7F2-99DF-3BE657CAD1649375

    Still, it might help to wash down thsoe pesky thermal tiles!

  24. 24.   PsyberDave Says:
    June 28th, 2007 at 12:42 pm

    Psychologist call the regular and purposeful ingestion of non-nutrative items pica.

    Though Chris’s behavior doesn’t qualify(its more of a quasipseudometa pica), I still have my eye on that boy. He ain’t right in the head.

  25. 25.   Brown Says:
    June 28th, 2007 at 1:45 pm

    Gee, I try to tell people that Phil Plait’s Bad Astronomy blog is a serious science web site, and then Phil puts this on his site.

  26. 26.   gopher65 Says:
    June 28th, 2007 at 3:19 pm

    “Psychologist call the regular and purposeful ingestion of non-nutrative items pica.”

    Does eating at McDonald’s count as Pica?

  27. 27.   Drbuzz0 Says:
    June 28th, 2007 at 10:05 pm

    This man is clearly a genius. He needs to be put in charge of the cev program right away.

  28. 28.   PsyberDave Says:
    June 29th, 2007 at 8:14 am

    Gopher,

    I wondered the very same thing as I was posting, but I didn’t want Phil to lose out on McDonalds as a corporate sponsor of badastronomy.com ;-)

  29. 29.   to remain anonymous Says:
    June 29th, 2007 at 10:34 am

    Pffff…. are you impressed by THAT? That is NOTHING, I tell you! In my time I ate an entire Saturn V! When the LES went off I didn’t even blink!

    O, hang on, I better change my name on this post.

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