If it wasn’t so close to the truth, this would be considered a mockery of evolution… The Theory of Evolution is like the fairy tale called The Princess and the Frog Prince. The only difference between the two is, that in The Princess and the Frog Prince, the frog is turned into a man with a kiss. In the Theory of Evolution, the frog is turned into a man by using millions of years.

Now, instead of mockery, can the evolutionists ever show us one piece of solid evidence that backs up evolution? How about the millions of transitionals that should be running around outside? Where are the millions of transitionals in the fossil record? Where is the “common ancestor” between humans and chimps? Can anything be proven without using drawings, charts, computer graphics and empty words?

Hilarious webcomic, btw. One of the best on the intartubes.

Nice one.

The problem with parodying Christian fundamentalists is it *does* get so hard to spot the difference betwixt what is said / written / posted as tongue-in-cheek humour and what is actually being seriously proposed / preached / humourlessly believed…

My favourite fundie joke /serious idea :

Apparently a bunch of Christians wanted to replace the word “hello” which they considered satanic (ie. “Hell-lo(w)!”) with “Heaven-o!”

Serious or parody? I’m not sure now. I think serious but … who can tell?

You don’t have to make fundamentalists look silly or stupid – they do that very well all by themslves!

That noted, a bit of humour at their absurdities does at least give us a laugh – as do some of their serious comments until you realise how much influence, voting power and damage to individual lives is being done by such rancid baloney.

If it were just one or two sad nutters we could laugh but that so many are so harmed by it and that a whole nation has been so dominated by people that think like that .. That’s where it stops getting so funny and starts get very sad and very scary.

Problem withparodying Christians is itdoes get so hard to spot the diference bewteuixt what is said /written /posted as tongue-in-cheek humour and what is actually being seriously propsed /precahed / humourlessly believed…

My favourite fundie joke /serious idea :

Apparently a bunch of Christians wanted to replace the word “hello” which they considered satanic “Hell-lo(w)!” with “Heaven-o!”

Serious or parody? I’m not sure now.

You don’t have to make fundamentalists look silly or stupid – they do that very well by themslves!

i.e. Science. It gets RESULTS.

There is also a “slight chance” that it’s a velociraptor, since they were about the same size as humans and he looks like he might be the same size as Jesus.”

You may want to check your facts on that one.
It could be a Utahraptor, though.

I’ve wondered why some people want to think that there’s a “Creator” (God), when it seems so much more wonderous to me that things are the way they are without one.

Oh, and look through Phil’s earlier posts, Hoosier. There is nothing in science that says something came from nothing. There’s actually an interesting theory about the Big Bounce.

No, science, or anyone, does not know everything, that may even be impossible. The biggest difference is that science tries to find the answer, instead of saying “Goddidit”. Ask any fundamentalist, or YEC (maybe even some OECs) about how something started, and see what answer you get.

Those are my thoughts about the universe..You may think you know it all, but you don’t.

And you even less, apparently

If you weren’t trying to convince anyone of anything you wouldn’t have made the comment in the first place. You said it because you want it to be heard. You would not use such a condescending tone and insults if you did not want to change peoples’ minds.

Where Noah put the Brontosauruses on his Ark during the global flood is a silly question, because Brontosaurus didn’t exist!

It definitely sounds like something Hovind could have done.