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I’m all over the map!

I don’t know why I did this, but I typed my name into Google maps. Evidently, I’m everywhere but here.

Where are you?

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July 16th, 2007 8:20 PM by Phil Plait in Cool stuff, Humor, Time Sink | 31 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

31 Responses to “I’m all over the map!”

  1. 1.   Christian Burnham Says:
    July 16th, 2007 at 8:45 pm

    I think I might have got you beat on this one BA. (Using my first name.)

  2. 2.   Christian Burnham Says:
    July 16th, 2007 at 8:47 pm

    Ooh! and I found a Burnham Christian church in Florida. It’s nice to be worshipped.

  3. 3.   Paul Marsden Says:
    July 16th, 2007 at 8:52 pm

    You are all over Australia too. Apparently I’m in Canada, somewhere between Saskatoon and Edmonton.

  4. 4.   jbrader Says:
    July 16th, 2007 at 9:08 pm

    I too found numerous hits all over the country that had nothing to do with me.

  5. 5.   Heather S Says:
    July 16th, 2007 at 9:17 pm

    Hmmm… For some reason my name only results in a pointer to PA evidence of my brother-in-law’s gambling addiction. This is troublesome.

  6. 6.   tacitus Says:
    July 16th, 2007 at 9:44 pm

    Well, if there’s one thing common first and last names will give you is safety in numbers when it comes to people looking for you via the Internet. I believe the combination of Mike and Walker qualifies…

    In other words, I am all over the place, quite literally!

  7. 7.   PsyberDave Says:
    July 16th, 2007 at 10:11 pm

    There’s a state park with my name on it:

    http://davidkessler.blogspot.com/2006/09/david-kessler-state-park.html

  8. 8.   Christopher Sisk Says:
    July 16th, 2007 at 10:18 pm

    Small town – http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&t=k&z=11&om=1

    Sounds like we need a Bad Astronomy Frappr map.

  9. 9.   suso Says:
    July 16th, 2007 at 10:30 pm

    If you double quote your name (as in “phil plait”), the results will make a lot more sense.

  10. 10.   Oran_Taran Says:
    July 16th, 2007 at 10:36 pm

    There’s no Oran Taran, but there’s an Oran in MO and two Tarans. One in Kazakhstan (wherever that is!) and one in Iran.

    (that’s not my real name btw :P )

  11. 11.   Jack Norton Says:
    July 16th, 2007 at 10:55 pm

    Since you’re asking “where are you”…. Capitol Hill, Washington, DC; where there are shiny things everywhere (oooof!), except in the sky, where the city lights blot out all but Venus, Jupiter, Spica, Betelgeuse… Feh! But I still love this town! Greetings Phil! from Marine Barracks Washington 700 8th St. SE, zip 20003!

  12. 12.   Nils Says:
    July 16th, 2007 at 11:22 pm

    I’m somewhere called Brgr? That’s not right.

    http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=nils+geylen

  13. 13.   Laguna2 Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 1:57 am

    Oh, I even found you in Europe, and learned something new about you:
    “Phil Plait, Astronaut bei der NASA und Betreiber der Internetseite “Bad Astronomy”,”
    translated: Phil Plait, astronaut at NASA [...]
    :-)

  14. 14.   diederick Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 2:08 am

    You’re in down town Amsterdam as well. Have fun!

  15. 15.   Rui Borges Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 4:43 am

    Hard to say where you are when you’re at, at least, 611 different locations…
    But I’m really in Sintra, Portugal.

  16. 16.   Blake Stacey Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 7:12 am

    Well, I’m all over the place, but the sixth result actually puts me in the right spot (Cambridge, Massachusetts). Pretty cool!

    OK, so if the BA is a NASA astronaut, he definitely gets a role in ScienceBlogs: The Movie, even if he’s not part of the Seed hive-mind. (-:

  17. 17.   Gary Ansorge Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 8:27 am

    Hey Phil, aren’t you supposed to be working on writing a book???

    Get busy!!!

    Reason needs you.

    GAry 7

  18. 18.   Louis Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 8:39 am

    2807 results!

  19. 19.   Berlzebub Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 9:04 am

    Without double quotation marks, I got about 30 to 40 hits, that don’t even come close to where I am. Putting my name in double quotes gave me no hits. I’m safe. :D

  20. 20.   Berlzebub Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 9:07 am

    Okay, just for fun I tried Berlzebub, and got no hits, again. However, I tried Beelzebub and got this.

    I wonder who gets sent to that group home?

  21. 21.   Rob Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 9:22 am

    I get about 5 hits from double quotes, 4 of them the ‘real me’ – 2 press releases mentioned on web pages and two acknowledgments from papers. Strangely enough being in the author list isn’t picked up, but being in the acknowledgments is. Even stranger, if I zoom all the way out, I only get 3 hits.

  22. 22.   Dinzer Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 9:49 am

    Phil, shouldn’t you be working on a book instead of playing with Google Maps? Get back to work! :-)

  23. 23.   Laurie D. T. Mann Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 9:51 am

    It’s very odd.

    When I search on a Western Pennsylvania map, I get lots of hits because I put a regional restaurant guide that I wrote online. So every restaurant that Google has a record of is connected to every restaurant I’d included in the guide.

    But some of the “hits” are completely illogical.

    For reasons known only to Google, the fact that I met a man in Michigan is linked to an Episcopal Church in Milton, MA! And, no, the church was not named for either of us.

  24. 24.   Jennifer Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 10:11 am

    I’m nowhere. At least not with my real name – but thanks to Jedediah Strong Smith I sort of have my very own state park with gorgeous redwood trees (and ewoks…well, at times)

  25. 25.   Miranda Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 10:16 am

    Hmm. In quotes, one hit in Vancouver (really me, but still one more hit than I was expecting).

    Not in quotes I turn up in Aspen. Apparently there’s a ski run named the Gran Risa? Well, at least I’m close by, BA, maybe we can meet up for coffee? :)

  26. 26.   CurtisP Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 1:04 pm

    I’m not on the map anywere, but apparently a lot of my relatives are.

  27. 27.   Lurchgs Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    that is rather curious… Mine coughs up links to the City of Portsmouth VA city council, some tourist farm in Pennsylvania, and a half dozen other things. The closest relationship to myself is a link to University of Chicago – where my *father* got his PhD. I never attended.

    Oh, wait… there’s a pointer to me hiding in BA’s back yard.. gotta do something about that…

  28. 28.   The Bad Astronomer Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 5:21 pm

    Is there any way to get it to display all the results instead of just 10 at a time?

  29. 29.   Davidlpf Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 7:40 pm

    My name turns out a lot of results when I google it because my first name is very common in the family, there a two others with my first and last name in my hometown alone. Also my last name is name of clothing store.

  30. 30.   Paul Kuliniewicz Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 10:05 pm

    My name turns up exactly one response: Kent Hovind’s address. WTF?

    (OK, OK, Kent Hovind’s old, not-in-federal-prison address. But still, WTF?)

  31. 31.   mschoppe Says:
    July 20th, 2007 at 3:42 pm

    Paul Marsden wrote:
    > I’m in Canada, somewhere between Saskatoon and Edmonton.

    I’ve driven from Edmonton to Saskatoon, and I can definatively state that there is nobody between Saskatoon and Edmonton!

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