Comments on: Worst. Pareidolia. Evah.

By: Your Car Has a “Face,” and It May Save Your Life | Discoblog | Discover Magazine

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 19:12:15 +0000

[...] get it wrong and you see a face in a cloud or a stone or a mountain or some burnt toast [ed. note: Or a block of wood] then you might be frightened a little bit, but it’s no real cost to you,” Slice said. [...]

By: Fred Ressler

Fred Ressler — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 21:19:19 +0000

Nobody mentioned the tiny babe next to Jesus’ left eye and O.J. right below her. There is also another Jesus just below the tiny nose of the big Jesus, complete with two eyes, nose mouth and beard.

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 21:26:27 +0000

Surely any white male with long brown hair MUST be the son of god. It is a one to one correspondence. In fact my good friend was the son of god as well.

By: John B. Sandlin

John B. Sandlin — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 00:13:44 +0000

Ok, I’m changing my opinion. It is soooo obviously an Anglerfish jebus, I don’t know why I didn’t see it before! (Thanks for straightening me out there, psychman).

jbs

By: psychman

psychman — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 21:04:59 +0000

It is soooo obviously an Anglerfish jesus.

http://marinediscovery.arizona.edu/lessonsF00/tube_worms/anglercc.html

By: Crazycowbob

Crazycowbob — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 20:52:22 +0000

Looks like a woman with long hair to me… in fact, looks kind of like my ex wife, if she had reeeally bushy eyebrows…

By: Cascadian

Cascadian — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 17:07:45 +0000

Looks like Kenny Loggins to me, but that was surely the Virgin Mary in the Sausage McMuffin ad.

By: Elliott

Elliott — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:50:26 +0000

My first thought was a Fremen in a stillsuit.

By: Tracy

Tracy — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:42:17 +0000

Looks like Jason, from the Friday the 13th movies.

By: L Ron Hubbub

L Ron Hubbub — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 16:06:21 +0000

LOL. People of faith are stupid!!!1!11

By: MageAshke

MageAshke — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:41:39 +0000

I see Cleopatra hidden in there

By: sirjonsnow

sirjonsnow — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:22:36 +0000

I think it looks like a squirrel. The lighter brown at the top is the tip of his tail, the little dark spot in the really light brown is his paws as he’s munching on something.

By: Michelle

Michelle — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:43:34 +0000

Oh geeze. That one doesn’t even look like anything.

By: SCR

SCR — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:22:16 +0000

Actually, Jesus was black – and his brother too …

(‘Dogma’ now thers a good comic movie for y’all.)

Incidentally, on asemi-totally barely-related matter you know who I’d like to see as the next Pope : a disabled lesbian satanist with Tourettes syndrome that’s who!

(& why not? She’d make as much sense as any of the previous incumbents, almost certainly do as much good & far less harm and be a lot more entertaining into the bargain!)

By: SCR

SCR — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:16:33 +0000

No, no, no its obviously the Bearded Lady!

By: moopet

moopet — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:44:57 +0000

Actually, there have been worse remakes.

The Last Starfighter was remade as an off-Broadway musical.

By: moopet

moopet — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:40:58 +0000

Tim G: beat me to it. It’s clear as day.

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:30:30 +0000

OK I don’t even see a face. And by the way your link title is funny, even if it will send you to hell

By: magma

magma — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:19:51 +0000

Where’s the rest of him?

Don’t tell me he was beheaded, not crucified!

By: Jend

Jend — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 06:45:06 +0000

Personally, it looks more like a nun to me. A nun wearing one of those welding face shields. And an antenna. An alien cyborg nun, maybe.

By: drbuzz0

drbuzz0 — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 05:47:49 +0000

Isn’t this coming from the man who converted to communist after he saw Lenin in his shower curtain?

By: CR

CR — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 05:12:23 +0000

Wow, Neil, that was a disgusting entry. And yet, I’m still laughing my arse off over it!

By: Henry Holland

Henry Holland — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 04:02:03 +0000

I smoke pot pretty regularly and even at my most wasted, I wouldn’t say that was Jesus.

By: blip

blip — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:52:05 +0000

Ok I can see Boba Fett but I can’t see Jesus. Sorry, lady.

By: dan

dan — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:03:20 +0000

ya, like lego jesus would lower himself to appearing on a wood-cut. lincoln log jesus would do that……but not lego jesus