We have done away with the dog bed problem entirely. They’d be wasted here. They sleep on the big bed, unless we’re in the living room, where the sofa and the new freecycle papasan chair will do. They’re big fans of the domestication concept.

I have one that you can collapse. It’s pretty funny, I’ll have to send you pictures on how to work it.

In a nutshell:

1) Open it up all the way.
2) Push the “switch” on top down all the way.
3) You can has stapler.
Glad you were able to move on with your life.

–Dori

It’s true!”

Works for me!

Ha! Luddite! Your Victorian age, rusty metal confabulations can never stand up to manly, objectivist staplers forged from tough, Atom Era plastical materials!

They’re fanplastic!

When the mutanted insects of the distant future unearth the remains of this civilization, your metal tinker toys will be ought but mysterious dark patches in the soil layers. The Space Age plastic staplers will survive! And be worshiopped as GODS by the future insectoid races! Mwah ha ha haaaa!

Regular posters to the BA Blog are all genius level IQs.

It’s true!

I read it in my horoscope!

Now the old 1955ish modle I got from an estate sale that has the open staple channel is awesome. Like others the large head that begs for wacking has a certain appeal and I swear it has never missed a staple. Great old tech that still works, from engineers who knew how to engineer. Bless their slide rules.