Bismillach, no!

A brief story of personal gullibility and skepticism.

We have recently introduced The Little Astronomer to Queen, one of the best rock bands of all time (and not just because guitarist Brian May has a PhD in astronomy). We were listening to Bohemian Rhapsody, and when we got to the operatic part, Mrs. BA asked out loud, "What does bismillach mean?"

The song was a hit when I was in junior high, and everyone was talking about it. My memory of all this is dim, but I do remember talking about what bismillach meant, and someone told me it meant, um, "BS".

Fast forward 32 years (holy Haleakala!), and I relate this story to my wife and TLA. I hadn’t thought about it in years, and after saying it out loud it sounded fishy to me (plus, it didn’t quite fit with the lyrics). One thing we have now that we didn’t in 1975 is teh intertoobs. I fired up Firefox, put in the word, and found out that bismillach (spelling varies) means, "In the name of Allah".

Well, whaddya know. A little skepticism overturned a childhood falsehood I’ve carried with me for decades. Huh. And I’m not even sad about it… in fact, now I understand that passage of the song far better.

And I can imagine what PZ would say about what I thought the word meant versus its actual meaning.

Thus endeth our tale. Party on.

December 19th, 2007 10:22 AM by Phil Plait in Cool stuff, Debunking, Humor, Skepticism | 33 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

33 Responses to “Bismillach, no!”

  1. Freddie's mustache Says:

    Thunderbolt and lightning. Very very frightening.

  2. Rowsdower Says:

    Yeah, but who was Scaramouche and why would he want to dance the fandango?

  3. Ala'a H. Jawad Says:

    Actually, its pronounced: “Bism-mel-Laah”; it is a combination of “Bism Allah” (= in the name of God). Muslims recite the phrase:

    ??? ???? ?????? ??????

    = “In the name of God, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful” in prayers and everyday deeds and chores.

  4. nancy Says:

    ooh, I got to see Queen do this one live (waaaay back when). Of course, the band left the stage during the whole operatic part, but then they leaped back onstage for the final bit amid lasers and explosions. Thunderbolt and lightning indeed! it was amazing.

  5. Mena Says:

    Can I change the subject here a bit? I just found out that Fermilab may have to close down for around a month and Dick Durbin is using “support the troops” as an excuse. Needless to say, I’m furious. They misplaced a heck of a lot more money in Iraq than Fermilab needs to stay open. [grumph]
    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-fermi_19dec19,1,2424810.story

  6. Seamyst Says:

    I still have the Star Wars Original Trilogy version memorized. In its entirety. I can’t do the Yoda impersonation bit, but I can do everything else. (And I think there was a LOTR version too, but I can’t remember it now.)

  7. alfaniner Says:

    Aw, you just liked it so much because they say “Galileo” a bazillion times…!

  8. Michael Lonergan Says:

    HA! Thanks for clearing that up BA. I always thought they were singing, “Galileo, Galileo”. I will now retreat back under the rock from whence I came. I bow to the almighty BA.

  9. Michael Lonergan Says:

    Ummmm, hi. I’m back. Hehehehe. I, ummm, apparently know nothing. Seems that “Galileo, Galileo” is part of the song. I bow in reverence to the almighty Wikipedia. Ummmm, I’m going back under the rock now. Maybe it will fall on me so I don’t embarrass myself again. *Queen was a stupid band anyway*

  10. cimddwc Says:

    Magnifico-o-o-o-o. :)

    @Rowsdower: Wikipedia says: “Scaramuccia, also known as Scaramouche, is a roguish commedia dell’arte character who wears a black velvet mask and black trousers, shirt and hat. He is usually portrayed as a buffoon or boastful coward. […] The name was that of a stock character in 17th-century Italian farce, Scaramuccia (i.e. literally “skirmish”), who, attired usually in a black Spanish dress, burlesquing a don, was beaten by Harlequin for his boasting and cowardice.”

    BTW, someone (no, not me) used to be hearing “Caught a moose, caught a moose” instead of “Scaramouche, Scaramouche”. :D

  11. CarrieP Says:

    There’s a nice, succinct yet thorough podcast analysis of Bohemian Rhapsody over at “Lyrics Undercover.” This is the podcast by Brian Ibbott, the same guy who does “Coverville.”

    http://www.lyricsundercover.com/?p=60

    He does a pretty good job of deciphering wierd lyrics for lots of songs.

  12. Bobryuu Says:

    Freddy Mercury was Iranian-British. I think you can buy Queen in Iran because of that…

  13. Supernova Says:

    Hmm. I always thought it was just a nonsense word. I learned something today.

    (Now I know what I’ll be singing for the rest of the day. “Be-EL-zebub has a devil put aside for me… for me… FOR ME!”)

  14. Roy Batty Says:

    Noo, it’s: ‘ The devil has a sideboard for me!’ :)

  15. Michael Lonergan Says:

    No, it’s Billy Bob has a hobbit put aside for me.

  16. Quiet_Desperation Says:

    Queen was great, but, sorry, Zeppelin pwned.

    Anyone disagreeing will have to deal with uber Zep fan Brock Sampson.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a7/BrockSamson.jpeg

  17. Brett McCoy Says:

    Bobryuu –

    If I recall, Freddie Mercury (nee Bulsara) was of Parsi ancestry (Iranian Zoroastrians who fled from Muslim oppresion to Bombay). If I recall, he was even given a Zoroastrian funeral after he died.

  18. Brando Says:

    I have to say, Bad Religion is a good band to increase your vocabulary…

    http://members.shaw.ca/brlexicon/lexframe.htm

  19. Jim Ortner Says:

    This was my nieces’ favorite song when Wayne’s World was out. We used to get the family together and sing it around the piano (along with all The Beatles songs).

    My sister bought me a Queen music book years ago and so I decided to do my own version. There’s about 40 vocal parts in this song. So I played all the instruments and sang all the vocals. My kids thought I was a little weird belting out the high notes. They couldn’t hear the other parts while I was doing the recording. Here’s a link to it: http://members.cox.net/jamesortner/BohemianRhapsody.mp3

    Jim

  20. SF Reader Says:

    And here I’ve been wondering who this “Miss Miller” was…

  21. Jeff G. Says:

    What would Hoagland think? I bet he doesn’t believe Queen actually existed.

  22. The Centipede Says:

    “And I can imagine what PZ would say about what I thought the word meant versus its actual meaning.”

    Eh, for the sake of polite discourse let’s leave PZ’s thoughts on the matter out of it. ;)
    My friends and I in high school would go driving about the town much too fast with the windows rolled down and us yelling/screaming along to the lyrics of “Bohemian Rhapsody” turned up much too loud. Good times.

    Now I know what I have to listen to sometime today… and now I’m also wishing I had the [i]Venture Bros.[/i] DVDs. Thanks a lot, Quiet_Desperation. *has a thought*

    Then again, hanging on in Quiet_Desperation is the English way, neh?

  23. Sergeant Zim Says:

    No, Jeff, Queen existed, it’s just that they were a NASA conspiracy - witness the PhD Brian May was recently awarded.

    Thus sayeth Hoagland

  24. Supernova Says:

    Uh oh, Floyd reference! (@Centipede)

  25. The Bad Astronomer Says:

    Jim Ortner, that’s you in that mp3?

    Wow.

    Nice stereo work, BTW. :-)

  26. Haydn Says:

    Yep, that’s totally me. I need surgery on my vocal chords after recording that one!

    Jim

  27. Richard C. Hoagland Says:

    No, actually Jeff, Queen DID indeed exist. But this will ABSOLUTELY ASTOUND you. I predicted Queen with my HYPERDIMENSIONAL physics model. Now if you are to lace the Album that Bohemian Rhapsody is on, directly in front of you, but 19.5 degrees to the left or right of center, what do we find? A clear correlation between this Album and the Face on Mars. This CLEARLY indicates to me that the Face is actually a statue of Freddie Mercury, thus proving, that Queen are from Mars.

  28. Steven Doyle Says:

    Brian May wrote “‘39″, one of the very few rock songs about interstellar travel and time dilation. Lovely little song, too.

  29. nate Says:

    ‘39 is my favorite Queen song!

    As far as I can remember, Mercury had claimed the Bismillah was a nonsense word. Considering how well it fits and how those guys were all pretty smart for rockers, I’ve never been convinced that it was not intentional.

  30. StevoR Says:

    Cheers!

    Thanks for that BA.

    My previous idea was that Bismallah, like Beelzebub, was the name of a medieval demon …

    …Of course to past (& still some modern?) Christians I guess it might as well be .. Sigh.

    Great song. One of my personal faves.

    Plus I learnt what /who Scaramouche was here too - Excellent!

  31. JackC Says:

    @Jim Ortner, man, that clip is awesome. I second Phil’s comment!

    JC

  32. Jim Ortner Says:

    Jack,

    Thanks!

    Jim

  33. knobody Says:

    jim: hawsome rendition. thanks.

    ba: we introduced our 6 year old to queen this year and he loves them as well. bohemian rhapsody, not so much. but we will rock you can be listened to over and over and over.

    of course, nothing matches rush. rush rocks so hard we had to take the short person to see rush live in concert last summer (with proper hearing protection).

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