Comments on: Abducting your money

By: Nigel Depledge

Nigel Depledge — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:27:52 +0000

Sticks wrote:
“The map is wrong as it still lists Pluto as a planet!!!”

Whoa, three exclamation marks. Calm down, take a deep breath…

While it is true that Pluto is not a planet, it is still out there, and it is still a dwarf planet. Maybe the dogtags didn’t have space for the word “dwarf”?

By: wintremute

wintremute — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 21:54:13 +0000

Gotta love any product that uses comic sans to get its point across.

By: Toast

Toast — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 21:00:35 +0000

Dude, I love your blog, but using “teh”? So not funny. Not even in a deliberately ironic sort of way.

By: Chip

Chip — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 20:54:08 +0000

Aliens land. They abduct a guy. He demands they take him to a star named after him and pulls out his $40.+ “International Star Registry” “official” document.

The aliens laugh. “Never heard of that,” they say. “We can however use the names from your International Astronomical Union.” They open a floating electronic holographic page. “Hmmmm, Let’s see, your star looks like its HR 7001.” “Welcome aboard Mr. HR 7001.”

By: fos

fos — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 19:13:34 +0000

I have an Area 51 ID badge. Maybe I should sell it on ebay?

By: Kevin W. Parker

Kevin W. Parker — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:16:43 +0000

I got my parents a set of those years ago. They thought they were hysterical.

By: Hoonser

Hoonser — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:31:38 +0000

Sorry to break it to you, but Alien abductions are all localized. Anybody who tells you aliens take you on some grand tour of the universe are filthy liars. Aliens are only interested in abducting people for the purposes of intimidating them. I imagine wearing the dog tags would only upset the aliens. I mean how would you like it if somebody started telling you how to do your job? ‘Yeah I’m from Earth.. So don’t lose me now’
The aliens would probably dump them on a different planet just to spite them.