Foobie Jesus

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Finally, someone who treats pareidolia with the respect and seriousness it deserves.

Tip o’ the mitre to BABloggee Piotr Slisz.

January 13th, 2008 12:00 PM by Phil Plait in Humor, Pareidolia, Religion | 11 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

11 Responses to “Foobie Jesus”

  1. 1.   bigjohn Says:

    That’s funny! My cats won’t even go near the pool.

  2. 2.   Jake Says:

    She’s writing with her left hand. An obvious sign of the devil!

  3. 3.   chris H Says:

    thou shalt prayeth to thine divine kittin an reciveth purrs and rubs and meows. givith they holy cat tuna and ye shall be blessed with more purrs and rubs. givith to him katnip and ye shall be shown happiness from the kiitten

  4. 4.   Theropod Says:

    I once got a Chee-To that looked just like Jesus. He was holding his hands out, like the statue in Rio de Janeiro.

    I kept it taped to a markerboard in my kitchen for about a month, then threw it away. If I’d found it about 10 years later than I did, I’m sure GoldenPalace.com would’ve bought it.

  5. 5.   David Says:

    I like the disclaimer: no resemblance to any persons living or dead.

  6. 6.   MandyDax Says:

    I want a Foobie Jesus tee. :(

  7. 7.   Quiet Desperation Says:

    That first chocolate one happened not too are from where I live.

    Damn it! I want a pareidolia I can call my own. How come- ZOMG! KITTY CAT!!!!! EEEEEEEE!

  8. 8.   Gary Ansorge Says:

    A cat fancier friend of mine once said,”When you feed a dog, he thinks you’re God. When you feed a cat, it thinks IT is God,,,and wonders why you’re giving it LEFTOVERS,,,”

    Gary 7

  9. 9.   Michael Lonergan Says:

    That was hilarious! I had a pareidolia experience once. I was late at night, in the office, no one was around, and I decided to do some photocopying. Lo and behold, an image came out that looked like my butt!

  10. 10.   D.I. Cornjob Says:

    My brother’s old cat had a gray spot in the shape of the Wu Tang Klan symbol on it’s side. I think that it was sign from beyond. A sign from Ol’ Dirty Bastard.

    I always find it funny when people (as the woman with the chocolate “Mary” in the film does) use the “I was raised to…” line as if it were some sort of definitive proof that they aren’t insane, or that what they believe is actually correct. A lot of people have been “raised to” think a lot of incredibly stupid and wrong things throughout the years. At an all too recent point in our history it was perfectly acceptable to raise your kids to think that lynching black people was a good and proper thing. The intelligent people are the ones who grew up to examine what they were “raised to” believe and decided for themselves whether it was right or wrong. That is how you get rid of things like bigotry, sexism, or slavery. People realize that things they might have been “raised to” believe could possibly in fact be WRONG, and they refuse to go along with them.

    Also, isn’t it funny that all these “Jesus” images actually look more like Charles Manson? I mean no one knows what Jesus actually looked like, but he was supposedly born two thousand years ago in the middle east so I think it is safe to assume he didn’t have long, straight, light brown hair, a long, thin, caucasian face and nose, and light blue eyes. But man, I’ve seen Manson, and those burned toast/water stain/glass smudges all look exactly like Charlie. Maybe he’s broadcasting his crazy into the world for us all to see? I’ll have to call Geraldo and find out what he thinks.

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