Comments on: Interstellar con job

By: Linkage

Linkage — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:07:01 +0000

Of course the alien’s name starts with an ‘X’. Then again, it might be like Scandinavians and their love for 12 consonants in a row…

By: Mark H

Mark H — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 12:04:23 +0000

They may have wiped your memory, but it wouldn’t be fair to keep the check from you. Have you checked your bank balance? Maybe you deposited it before the memory wipe.

By: Ginger Yellow

Ginger Yellow — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 18:12:54 +0000

You took a cheque from the Alliance? What will Mal say?

By: Xklock

Xklock — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:49:54 +0000

The memory wipe was easy. The skill comes in having just enough shielding through the Van Allen Belt to not kill the subject, while not too much as to have their memory remain intact.

By: Sunshine Lemme

Sunshine Lemme — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 17:42:11 +0000

Wow, they even had the fake moon landing set! What a convention!

To bad about the memory wipe, you must have had fun.

By: DGKnipfer

DGKnipfer — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 15:58:09 +0000

That’s it. I’ve had it up to here with you people. Fox News is not Crap! Crap can be used as fertilizer! Can you do that with Fox News!?!?!? Stop insulting Crap that way!

Nice pic Phil. Does it jog any memories or was it a complete brain wipe?

By: Michelle

Michelle — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 13:24:58 +0000

So… if that story is fictional… That’s a BA fanfic, right?

Wow! You’re famous for real now

By: Chaaya

Chaaya — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:54:34 +0000

How much was the check? Oh memory wiped…

By: JanieBelle

JanieBelle — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:27:28 +0000

Me too, Nigel.

Plus my butt is suddenly kinda sore…

By: Nigel Depledge

Nigel Depledge — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:17:42 +0000

I have this weird feeling that I followed the link, but can’t remember what was there…

By: Al

Al — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:56:45 +0000

Hope they didn’t wipe your memory about the large cheque, Phil

By: Lugosi

Lugosi — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:27:44 +0000

Yeah, I got the page unavailable message as well. Obviously it’s either a hoax or a conspiracy. Possibly even a conspirational hoax.

By: Michael Lonergan

Michael Lonergan — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 07:21:53 +0000

What’s so funny? Guys? Really… what’s so funny? (Couldn’t get in either, they’re doing maintenance….. so they say….. seems suspicious to me, what with the talk af aliens and stuff. maybe they’re on to you?)

By: John Paradox

John Paradox — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 05:54:00 +0000

Anyone else getting page unavailable?

Yeah, apparently they’re doing ‘maintenance’.

J/P=?

By: sean

sean — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 05:34:09 +0000

Anyone else getting page unavailable?

By: Jim Beaver

Jim Beaver — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 04:52:00 +0000

Wow! I hope you were wearing your anti-abduction dog tag.

By: William Brinkman

William Brinkman — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 04:35:53 +0000

Glad you liked the story guys. I try to put up new stories every Sunday.

By: Phil Z

Phil Z — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 04:32:53 +0000

Nice that even the aliens fear the spread of Scientology. And they concur that Fox is crap. May they soon bless us with their presence and wisdom.

By: Curtis P

Curtis P — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 03:47:23 +0000

Since the aliens are obviously a higher intelligence, it only stands to reason that they read you blog.

By: Yoeman

Yoeman — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 03:23:16 +0000

LOL! That’s funny stuff! What kind of Force Field were you using up there, was it fueled by Dark Matter?

By: Rowsdower

Rowsdower — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:46:50 +0000

You’ve been holding out on us, Phil!

By: John

John — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:43:14 +0000

Hahaha, brilliant.

By: John B. Sandlin

John B. Sandlin — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:41:34 +0000

Well, Phil, if you scroll down the page you find a note at the bottom:

“Please note: All stories and characters on this web site are works of fiction.”

So – it actually turns out you are a fictional character!

jbs