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A toast to cosmology

Now, rye didn’t I think of this? Update: If that link doesn’t work, the page is cached here.

Oh well. Crusty as I am, all I’d get out of it are a bunch of crumby burnt offerings, anyway.

Tip o’ the chef’s hat to Derek from Skepticality.

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February 14th, 2008 9:00 AM by Phil Plait in Astronomy, Humor, Pareidolia, Religion, Science | 14 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

14 Responses to “A toast to cosmology”

  1. 1.   Dan H Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 9:23 am

    Oh noes! Domain parked courtesy of GoDaddy.com.

    Here’s a google cache link though:

    http://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache:1G2JQN-moboJ:www.satireandcomment.com/0208toast.html+http://www.satireandcomment.com/0208toast.html&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us&client=firefox-a

  2. 2.   DennyMo Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 9:35 am

    Link worked fine for me. I also loved the guy’s bit about the imminent damage to the internet due to Ron Paul dropping out of the race…

  3. 3.   The Bad Astronomer Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 10:06 am

    Weird. I see it as being gone now too. I updated the entry just in case.

  4. 4.   Aerimus Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 10:07 am

    Very funny. I laughed by buns off.

  5. 5.   Mark Martin Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 10:08 am

    I’m having no trouble at all with the page.

  6. 6.   Dan Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 10:11 am

    Best article ever!!!

    Those atheists see weird things everywhere!!

    Next they’ll start seeing Phil Plait’s face on a dog’s butt!!

  7. 7.   Mark Martin Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 10:18 am

    It’d be better than seeing a dog’s butt on Phil’s face.

  8. 8.   Dan Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 10:25 am

    Hahaha… Good one!! I hope the BA doesn’t mind us making fun of him like that!

    Ohh well, I’ll just buy his book and I’m sure he’ll forgive us! ;-)

  9. 9.   Phine Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 10:33 am

    I think i saw the Cosmos in a slice of pizza once…..or it might just have been the arrangement of the pepperoni topping….Bad Lunch? !1!

  10. 10.   Michael Lonergan Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 10:40 am

    Good one! I saw the Face on Mars in a chocolate chip cookie once.

    Did you catch Dr. Neil Degrasse (Sp) Tyson on Colbert last night. Colbert is now an Astrophysicist.

  11. 11.   JackC Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 11:14 am

    I toast your having posted this, butter don’t see anything myself. Doughnut what is supposed to be there.

    JC

  12. 12.   Doc Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    I saw Cosmos once while eating a piece of pizza. Does that count?

  13. 13.   HumanisticJones Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    I caught a glimpse of the cosmic background radiation in my refried beans and enchiladas at lunch today. It was a fleeting glimpse of the infinite in my tex-mex until the cheese melted a little bit more. I’m now keeping an eye out for something akin to the Ultra Deep Field image in a taco shell.

  14. 14.   k9_kaos Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 11:07 pm

    That’s not the Big Bang! That’s Isaac Crouton. Or is it Sir Bread Hoyle?

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