If I ruled the world

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I think this is a bad idea.

But I think this is a far, far worse idea.

After all, what’s better? This:

Or this?

Please join responsibly.

February 29th, 2008 4:00 PM by Phil Plait in About this blog, Cool stuff | 44 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

44 Responses to “If I ruled the world”

  1. 1.   Berry Says:

    Hmmm, both links seem to require a Facebook login to view, and I’ve not yet drunk that flavor of Kool-Aid.

  2. 2.   DaveR Says:

    I’m with Berry. What are we missing?

  3. 3.   Lugosi Says:

    Ditto on what Berry said. I have no plans to join Facebook either in this lifetime or the next…. Perhaps the one after that, but it’s still too early to commit for sure.
    I will say, however, that the kitten looks like something out of “Pirates of the Caribbean.”

  4. 4.   Jesús Pineda Says:

    That looks like Cthulhu’s cat… so are you implying that PZ is a Great Old One of Unspeakable Evil?

    Please state your answer in the form of an impossible to pronounce sentence, e.g.: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu Rl’yeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

  5. 5.   Seamyst Says:

    I joined yours, of course! Though I note, with much amusement, that you’re still a member of PZ’s group. And posted on the wall, no less.

  6. 6.   Peter Mc Says:

    Yup. Balls to Facebook. How did you get that pic of my cat?

  7. 7.   Ibeechu Says:

    The first one calls you a sceptic. I believe that would be pronounced “septic.” I do believe this is a Freudian slip and he is calling you an infection. He hates you, I guess.

  8. 8.   Mutant Jedi Says:

    Personally, I went with the Mind flayer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illithid - just in case you don’t know what that is) pet kitten.

    If you are bent on world domination, tentacled kittens seems like a reasonable first step as reasonable as any.

  9. 9.   Evolving Squid Says:

    It’s a tough call for me. Personally, I think you’d make a better world president because you aren’t as reactionary as PZ.

    On the flip-side, PZ definitely has a certain upside in the cephalopod demographic.

  10. 10.   KaiYeves Says:

    Icky cat, icky cat! I have a horrible phobia of tentacles!

  11. 11.   MandyDax Says:

    Mmm… Links to sites that are forbidden from work, and ones I wouldn’t like to touch if they weren’t.

    Ia! Ia! Cthulkitteh fhtagn!

    Oh, and pretty stars, too. >_>

  12. 12.   RMPink Says:

    I joined both… *Ashamed*

  13. 13.   rusto Says:

    I joined both because it looks like the perfect ticket to me…but I just can’t decide: Pz/Plait or Plait/Pz.

  14. 14.   Fritriac Says:

    Cthulkittey FTW! And yes, it’s actual Caturday at my place :)
    /No Facebook account
    //Not to be about to get one

  15. 15.   Mark Eret Says:

    RE: Ibeechu

    Sceptic is the UK spelling. Forgive my crazy flavour of spelling. Feel free to throw me in gaol for not conforming to your crazy Websterian spellings.

  16. 16.   Thanks Says:

    It’s a sea cat. Tastes very good with french fries. In Holland we call them octopussies.

  17. 17.   Kevin L. Says:

    Ah, Phil, but what if you and PZ combined forces…? :-)

  18. 18.   C.S.Strowbridge Says:

    I want a Cthulhu cat! And I want one now!

  19. 19.   Ross Says:

    Cathullu for World President 20008!

  20. 20.   Kaptain K Says:

    I tried! Really I did! Entered my email. Entered a password. Got a message that my email and password didn’t match! Very strange, as I had never been to facebook, much less signed up! Anyhoo, I clicked “forgot my password” and . . . my email isn’t in their records so they can’t send me the password I don’t have! Passing strange!!!

  21. 21.   Rebecca Says:

    I have to pick the cthulhu kitty. It is too cute. Though the stars are nice too. I would join both if I were interested in Facebook.

  22. 22.   defectiverobot Says:

    OK, I’m a bit new to this and PZ’s site. I’m still trying to figure…am I wrong in my assumption that Phil and PZ’s “adversarial” relationship is entirely tongue-in-cheek? Everytime I’ve convinced myself that it is, I read something that leads me to believe it isn’t. Somebody please clue me in…

    Thanks.

  23. 23.   Singe Says:

    A little explanation for those of us without facebook accounts?

  24. 24.   Impium Orexis Says:

    Defectiverobot, your assessment of BA’s and PZ’s relationship is correct, being that their rivalry is a friendly sparring, rather than a serious conflict.

  25. 25.   nlightnmnt Says:

    I think having to log in to view a website is a bad idea..

  26. 26.   Blu-Ray-Ven Says:

    ok doc, what have you been smoking

  27. 27.   Colin Says:

    When that kitten grows up and has kittens of its own, can I have one please?

  28. 28.   Brian Says:

    Defectiverobot (and anyone else who hasn’t already seen it), check out the video at

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uALOuJLh5q4

    to see a hilarious moment in the ongoing Plait-Myers battle. The one bit (with the Latin) never fails to crack me up.

  29. 29.   Nigel Depledge Says:

    nlightnmnt said:
    “I think having to log in to view a website is a bad idea..”

    LOL!

    I was going to ask the same question: BA, why is it such a bad idea?

    BTW, I refuse to join facebook, as I have heard that it is the most voracious of timesinks.

  30. 30.   Matthew J. Barlow Says:

    BA, you ask which is better, the stars or the Cthulhu kitty. But as every scholar knows, Cthulhu kitty can only rise when the stars are right.

    Have a look at http://lolthulhu.com/ for more (or should that be moar?) of this stuff.

  31. 31.   defectiverobot Says:

    Brian,

    Thanks for the link, that was funny. I have to go Google the Latim phrase now…

  32. 32.   Kevin Says:

    I joined Phil’s group last week.

  33. 33.   Yoshi_3up Says:

    Can someone who has a facebook account tell me what are the links about? Because I’m not in the mood of joining Facebook for Cathulhu.

  34. 34.   Ibeechu Says:

    To Mark:

    I’ll believe you if you can find one instance of “sceptic” in the Holy Bible. You know why it’s called that? Because it’s Holy. If God doesn’t say it’s a proper spelling, it’s not a proper spelling.

  35. 35.   Noadi Says:

    I think someone is required to say this:
    Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!

  36. 36.   Kevin L. Says:

    FYI, for those without Facebook accounts - the links are to the Facebook groups “Phil Plait for World President” and “PZ Myers for World President,” respectively.

  37. 37.   Gary Ansorge Says:

    Colin:
    Unfortunately, such mutations are usually recessives,,,

    GAry 7

  38. 38.   Sh!fty Says:

    Phil, you and PZ made create a facebook account. I feel dirty now.

  39. 39.   Russell Blackford Says:

    Why settle for the lesser evil?

  40. 40.   BlondeReb3 Says:

    I certainly would favor Dr. BA, but can I still pet the tentacle kitty?

  41. 41.   Kaptain K Says:

    As I said earlier:

    “I tried! Really I did! Entered my email. Entered a password. Got a message that my email and password didn’t match! Very strange, as I had never been to facebook, much less signed up! Anyhoo, I clicked “forgot my password” and . . . my email isn’t in their records so they can’t send me the password I don’t have!”

    Can some body explain WTF is going on???

  42. 42.   Der Says:

    I agree.

    Facebook is a really bad thing.

  43. 43.   decius Says:

    I won’t create a facebook account, not even for PZ and Phil, who have clearly fallen for the dark side of the toobs.

  44. 44.   Richard Smith Says:

    Mog-Sothoth! Mog-Sothoth!

    Ia! Ia! Cathulhu fft-fft-fft-phthagan!

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