Comments on: Jesus Crust

By: cami

cami — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 07:36:27 +0000

well first of ll mickey mous was never real he was a gu in a costume and a cartoon!!! jeus lived and that is in fine writin!!

By: Barton Paul Levenson

Barton Paul Levenson — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:12:32 +0000

Torbjorn L says:

[[***Yeah. I mean, look at how many other things they got right — torturing young women to death, cutting breasts off wives of Chicago Cubs pitchers, killing houses full of people. ***

Do you really want to go that way? Then clearly Jeebus worshipers got it right as well - the sexual mutilations, the crusades, the inquisition, the continuing support of various dictators, the ever popular pedophilia, the abortion and contraceptive resistance.

What is the frequency of violent behavior among devil worshippers as opposed to Christians? And what is the "sexual mutilation" Christians commit? Are you thinking of African muslims? As for abortion and contraceptive resistance, I was an escort at clinics in Pittsburgh -- what have you done to uphold freedom of choice?

[[Of course I don’t support devil worshipers over any other religion - they have the same type of traditions as, say, Jeebus worshipers.]]

At least they can spell “Jesus,” anyway.

By: Robert Madewell

Robert Madewell — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 23:35:42 +0000

I saw an image of the IPU appear on the surface of my miso soup once. It was hard to see because the image was invisible, but still I could see a pink glow. Blessed be her horn!

By: UmmoSirius

UmmoSirius — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 18:35:56 +0000

Here, I actually put some effort (and Photoshop madskills) into this image: http://www.mediamax.com/ummosirius/Hosted/Jesus%20toast%20copy.jpg

By: Jeffersonian

Jeffersonian — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 15:08:41 +0000

“Of course I don’t support devil worshipers over any other religion – they have the same type of traditions as, say, Jeebus worshipers.”

True. It’s the same religion. You can’t worship the bogeyman of one religion unless you first accept that religion. Devil worship is a branch of the original religion it claims any allegiances to. In particular, it’s a form of one of the three Abrahamics.

By: Scythe

Scythe — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:29:01 +0000

I think I need incontinence pants… I’ve not laughed so much since Wile E. Coyote attempted to shoot himself out of a bow!

By: Quiet Desperation

Quiet Desperation — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:45:38 +0000

Then, God died again–

Well, He is very accident prone.

By: Torbjörn Larsson, OM

Torbjörn Larsson, OM — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 04:35:43 +0000

Yeah. I mean, look at how many other things they got right — torturing young women to death, cutting breasts off wives of Chicago Cubs pitchers, killing houses full of people.

Do you really want to go that way? Then clearly Jeebus worshipers got it right as well – the sexual mutilations, the crusades, the inquisition, the continuing support of various dictators, the ever popular pedophilia, the abortion and contraceptive resistance.

Of course I don’t support devil worshipers over any other religion – they have the same type of traditions as, say, Jeebus worshipers.

By: mathandphysics1

mathandphysics1 — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 03:59:45 +0000

For the fans ;0D

http://www.newcomensengine.com/2008/04/cant-we-all-just-get-along.html

By: Darth Robo

Darth Robo — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:30:34 +0000

“So if dropped toast always land butter-side down, does the Christ side always face up?”

That’s between him and his God.

By: Barton Paul Levenson

Barton Paul Levenson — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:21:17 +0000

Torbjorn posts:

[[I think it shows that he ended up toast. So maybe seeing Jeebus in a toast is a sign that devil worshipers got it right. ]]

Yeah. I mean, look at how many other things they got right — torturing young women to death, cutting breasts off wives of Chicago Cubs pitchers, killing houses full of people. Obviously they’re way more admirable than people who see patterns in household objects.

By: John Paradox

John Paradox — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:19:51 +0000

aiabxon
It’s a sign unto us, calling us to perform the Holy Sacraments of the Time Warp, the Hot Patootie, and to worship at the Altar of the Sweet Transvestite. Let there be Toast!

Hmmm… a toast reference I didn’t think of….
but it does bring a different view of Hillary Clinton saying she’s like
‘Rocky’

J/P=?

By: Torbjörn Larsson, OM

Torbjörn Larsson, OM — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:19:12 +0000

Maybe Jesus is sayiny we’re toast.

I think it shows that he ended up toast. So maybe seeing Jeebus in a toast is a sign that devil worshipers got it right.

Seeing Virgin Mary in a hot dream would make Douglas right tho’.

By: aiabx

aiabx — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:21:45 +0000

It’s a sign unto us, calling us to perform the Holy Sacraments of the Time Warp, the Hot Patootie, and to worship at the Altar of the Sweet Transvestite. Let there be Toast!

By: Aerimus

Aerimus — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:51:03 +0000

Darth Robo:”All depends on which side we lay our butter!”

So if dropped toast always land butter-side down, does the Christ side aways face up?

By: Darth Robo

Darth Robo — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:18:22 +0000

All depends on which side we lay our butter!

By: jotrry

jotrry — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:52:39 +0000

@Douglas Watts I take offense. I’m 45.

By: Manuel

Manuel — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:41:48 +0000

So is this a bunch of 27 year old guys who can’t get laid?

Que?

By: Fauxnetikz

Fauxnetikz — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:52:24 +0000

The best comment on that site:

“Clearly, this image is saying that unless you belive, you’re toast. Unless you can butter God up, you’ll be in a jam.”

Baaahhahahahahaa.

By: Douglas Watts

Douglas Watts — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:09:16 +0000

So is this a bunch of 27 year old guys who can’t get laid?

By: Thomas Siefert

Thomas Siefert — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:48:20 +0000

Not long ago something spilled over in my microwave in the shape of Mickey Mouse. Does that mean that Mickey is the one true god? I didn’t think so.

You got it all wrong, Walt Disney was god, Mickey Mouse was his son sent to us on earth to… ehrm.. I’m not sure where to go with this one…

By: baryogenesis

baryogenesis — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:46:34 +0000

grnwave71, may I say *you* should chill out. No one has to equate the relinquishing of childhood fairy tales with living in a “scary” socialist society. It’s OK, most educated people (hopefully) understand that religious yearnings fulfill emotional needs. Doesn’t mean it’s real. So, it’s resolvable.

By: Gary Ansorge

Gary Ansorge — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:51:21 +0000

The term “God is Dead” was a statement about our no longer needing to believe in a great sky fairy however,,,It’s also a provable dicta, as in “Well Duh! Of course the dudes dead. He’s a flipping SPIRIT.”

,,,or maybe it’s another DeadHead pun,,,

GAry 7

By: Mark Martin

Mark Martin — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:19:04 +0000

“In Soviet Russia, the toast butters you!”

By: Ricky

Ricky — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 00:21:58 +0000

How about that recent story, I think from India. A number of people thought they could see the Madonna when looking directly at the Sun. The local hospital thought it strange when they received a sudden influx of blind people.