Comments on: Brass Eye meets CERN

By: Comedy, bosons, and art | Bad Astronomy | Discover Magazine

Comedy, bosons, and art | Bad Astronomy | Discover Magazine — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:17:50 +0000

[...] Morris, a brilliantly funny man, was at CERN and the Large Hadron Collider with me when I visited in April. He was very earnest while we were there, but then at dinner we were dying with laughter. He wrote [...]

By: Simon

Simon — Wed, 07 May 2008 17:44:21 +0000

Here’s the video of Neil Fox mentioned by Matthew.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wEolSjlcqng

By: gia

gia — Wed, 07 May 2008 17:38:01 +0000

Here is an unseen bit of Brass Eye with David Sull-i-van talking about 'pr0n'. Needless to say it's not safe for work. Very much not safe for work.

By: Ginger Yellow

Ginger Yellow — Wed, 07 May 2008 15:52:04 +0000

Damn, I screwed up the link. Here is the picture. Hopefully.

By: Ginger Yellow

Ginger Yellow — Wed, 07 May 2008 15:51:33 +0000

“His Pedogeddon program was so spot on that the British tabloid media completely missed the point and proved how correct Chris was. To really appreciate his work you have to read all the papers the next day.”

Most notably the Daily Star, which ran on the opposite page to a “Ban this sick filth” story on the Brass Eye special a picture of then 15 year old Charlotte Church with a caption commending the beauty of her breasts.

By: Ginger Yellow

Ginger Yellow — Wed, 07 May 2008 15:48:10 +0000

Why on earth would we want to change the LHC to prevent black hole creation. I desperately want there to be black holes (more dimensions!), but I’m not getting my hopes up.

By: Sir Eccles

Sir Eccles — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:33:52 +0000

Chris Morris is a genius!

His Pedogeddon program was so spot on that the British tabloid media completely missed the point and proved how correct Chris was. To really appreciate his work you have to read all the papers the next day.

By: Liam

Liam — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:39:50 +0000

This is my favorite part

“Micro black holes will take more than 2 billion years to accrete the Earth. (If you can only prove a lesser time frame, then the prize will be reduced proportionately…)”

If you can only prove we’ve got 40million safe years with these micro black holes thing then you only win a tenner… sorry!

By: gia

gia — Wed, 07 May 2008 09:01:07 +0000

JTankers,

I hope when the LHC turns on and it’s proven that your concerns are the ravings of the ill-informed, you will spend as much freakin’ time and energy on APOLOGISING for being WRONG as you are on spreading irrational fear and misunderstanding now.

Thanks!!!

And, of course, Chris is just the best guy in the world. Once called ‘God’ by Will Self and ‘The Most Evil Man in Britain’ by some redtop tabloid. Brilliant.

Oh, and I’m sitting at the table at all the Sugar Ape meetings in Nathan Barley.

By: slashnull

slashnull — Wed, 07 May 2008 08:49:00 +0000

I love ‘The Day Today’ – after watching it I could never take news reports seriously again. It really showed how much reporting is showmanship and acting. It did to TV news what the Onion did to print news for me!

By: JTanekrs

JTanekrs — Wed, 07 May 2008 08:25:38 +0000

LHCConcerns.com will pay $500.00 US to the best proposal that can reasonably prove 5% or less Risk of Planetary destruction from Micro Black Holes.

The contest will conclude in a vote by site visitors on all reasonable proofs received, all proofs will be published and the contest will end not sooner than May 20th. (LHCConcerns will make the final call on best proposal that reasonably proves 5% or lower risk from micro black holes being created by the Large Hadron Collider).

You may prove that ANY ONE of the following or provide any other reasonable Proof or method to prevent Micro Black Holes from being created by the Large Hadron Collider or prove that they are harmless!

1. The Large Hadron Collider will not make micro black holes.
2. Micro black holes created will be sent safely into space.
3. Micro black holes will evaporate.
4. Micro black holes will take more than 2 billion years to accrete the Earth. (If you can only prove a lesser time frame, then the prize will be reduced proportionately…)
5. Any form of cosmic ray argument that proves 5% risk or lower.
6. Find a way to make the Large Hadron Collider safe from creating micro black holes (we already requested different speed collissions or different mass collisions, LSAG told us it was not possible, they already thought of it).

It is harder than it looks, the LHC Safety Assessment Group (LSAG) could not produce a safety report… (CERN and LSAG are still using the 1999 RHIC safety report that does not even address what might happen if micro black holes were created, because they did not know that it was possible at that time. We are also being generous on the 2 billion years, we want to be reasonable)

JTankers
LHCConcerns.com

By: overstroming

overstroming — Wed, 07 May 2008 06:32:56 +0000

NSFW = not safe for work, seems to apply to everything even slightly dubious on the internets for people in the US who surf on their work PC.

Jam is the blackest comedy I’ve ever seen, really pushes the boundaries. None more black.

Morris looks weird with the wild hair, he’s a riot.

martijn

By: Blizno

Blizno — Wed, 07 May 2008 05:07:31 +0000

“…but most are very much NSFW.”

What is “NSFW”?

By: Steven

Steven — Wed, 07 May 2008 04:03:34 +0000

Paedogeddon! was hilarious. Also the CAKE episode. A bunch of British celebrities got totally pwned. He was hilarious how stupid they were.

By: Tom

Tom — Wed, 07 May 2008 01:40:34 +0000

I’ve just noticed that Kevin Eldon (who features in some of Chris Morris’ work) was involved in a 2 part edition of the same podcast a few episodes ago, “Kevin and Simon’s Big Adventure”. Another hilarious man.

By: Tom

Tom — Wed, 07 May 2008 01:37:23 +0000

After The Day Today and Brass Eye, try to get Jam. You’ll probably never be the same again after watching Jam. I guess you could reduce it down to “a study of the boundaries of accepted taste in comedy”. I think it’s awesome.

By: Alyssa

Alyssa — Wed, 07 May 2008 01:26:16 +0000

Humorous/relevant…

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/050408/large-hadron-collider-debat.gif

By: Ali

Ali — Wed, 07 May 2008 01:06:00 +0000

Its not anywhere near as good as brasseye but “the IT crowd” features morris and is well worth checking out

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Tue, 06 May 2008 23:53:06 +0000

It should be noted that, sadly, Chris Morris’ comedy is not as well-known here in the UK as it ought to be. But a current of rational, evidence-based, science-informed thinking is runs deep throughout his work (to a lesser or greater degree). I am pleasantly surprised but by no means shocked to learn of his interest in the LHC. If it is so sadly the case that no Chris Morris series ever be broadcast in the US (this would be a sad and sickening statement on the state American freedom of speech if that is indeed the case) then I urge everyone on the other side of the pond to seek them out wherever possible – intelligent humour will always challenge!

By: Hypernation

Hypernation — Tue, 06 May 2008 22:47:50 +0000

This man is a legend. I just covered this appearance too, AND Morris fans will be pleased to know an entire CD release of On The Hour is slated!

By: Matthew J. Barlow

Matthew J. Barlow — Tue, 06 May 2008 22:33:01 +0000

Quite apart from being a damn good comedian, Chris Morris should be applauded for demonstrating how easy it is to get people to say the most ridiculous things when the camera is on them.
I particularly enjoyed the DJ Neil Fox earnestly explaining that on a genetic level a paedophile has more in common with a crab than with a normal man.
“That’s a scientific fact.
There’s no evidence for it, but it is a scientific fact.”

By: Funkopolis

Funkopolis — Tue, 06 May 2008 22:22:09 +0000

It’s about time more people were made aware of the dangers of sodomized electrons.

By: Martin Moran

Martin Moran — Tue, 06 May 2008 22:09:04 +0000

He also did, I think it was called Blue Jam, which was even more subversive and probably the most darkly funny thing I have seen. When the Day Today came out, with all the other rubbish that was on TV, it was the scented rose in the bum gut of Satan as Mr Morris himself might say.

By: Iain T

Iain T — Tue, 06 May 2008 21:33:34 +0000

I couldn’t overstate how brilliant he is – my Day Today & Brass Eye DVDs are two of my favourites. There has never been a more subversive show than Brass Eye, and I fear there never will be.

Let the Good Science continue…

By: kossak

kossak — Tue, 06 May 2008 21:11:36 +0000

The link in the Post “Cool Shuttle pix” http://www.badastronomy.com/bablog/2008/04/04/cool-shuttle-pix/

Is not working

Could you please possibly fix it?

They were really astonishing pictures. It’s a pity we can’t see them any more.

Sorry for not being on the subject.
Thanks for all the posts.