Comments on: Breaking: LHC still will not destroy the Earth

By: The Large Hadron Collider is going to destroy everything again. Really this time. « Nanobots Will Enslave Us All

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 01:14:15 +0000

[...] will help teenagers get laid by inducing end of the world panic in people without understanding of what the LHC actually [...]

By: Daev

Daev — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:36:07 +0000

There’s even a site that tells you whether it’s destroyed us all yet:

http://hasthelhcdestroyedtheearthyet.com/

By: Gordon Freeman

Gordon Freeman — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 22:06:41 +0000

I don’t know what all the fuss is about. We all know exactly what is going to happen.

The particle collision will result in a resonance cascade scenario and open up a dimensional portal to Xen. Vortigaunts will then kill the scientists for their hubris, and then the government will send in marines to “handle” the situation.

Valve already told us all this.

By: HORNY RACH

HORNY RACH — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:41:06 +0000

i dont know what to think. to be honest i am really worried but i do want to kow what will be descovered. but if there are worries that there will be destruction they shouldn’t go on with it.

By: wmi

wmi — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 17:16:49 +0000

Here are some wacky scenarios:
1) LHC will be used as a weapon or create a weapon for the Antichrist.
2) Assuming the equilateral distance relationship between Geneva and Moscow, Moscow and Jerusalem, and Jerusalem and Geneva, this might be a possible weapon range.
3) If you place a circle on the world map with the center being Geneva then USA, Greenland, South America, Australia, many parts of East Asia, and parts of Russia will disappear during LHC tests just like the show “Lost” as they move the island. The countries left such as European areas and Muslim dominated areas, and Russia will fight for the remaining lands. The focus will be in Israel.
4) LHC testing will cause disruptions or speed up the polarity changing of the earth.

By: Brian Cox calls ‘em like he sees ‘em | Bad Astronomy | Discover Magazine

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 01:09:11 +0000

[...] Collider in Europe will commence smacking protons together on Wednesday, September 10. Thing is, as I’ve noted before, a handful of people with little or no understanding of the science involved claim the LHC might [...]

By: Fredric L. Rice

Fredric L. Rice — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:20:55 +0000

You know, there could very well be any number of hypergravitational points orbiting about a common center of gravity within the center of the Earth, and conceivably there could be any number of monopoles also accumulating mass in the Earth.

For that matter the Earth could be acquiring new micro black homes through cosmic bombardment provided holes and/or monopoles that were created in the first three minutes of the expansion phase of the Big Bang were still around some 10 or 20 billion years later.

I have to agree with the other comment about the doom-sayers being generally anti-science, motivated by occult superstitions as being the most vocal in opposition to super kitty colliders — and everything else that’s not mentioned in the classical Christanic mythologies.