I’ll keep this short:
Jesus is seen is a slab of granite.
Fine.
BUT WHY IS HE CARRYING A MACHINE GUN???
Obviously, he has something to say about the recent Supreme Court ruling.
Tip o’ the holy (holey?) bullet-proof vest to Fark.
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June 27th, 2008 at 10:49 am
It’s not a machine gun, it’s a baby dinosaur.
June 27th, 2008 at 10:52 am
I think it looks like a sword
June 27th, 2008 at 10:53 am
That has to be the lamest piece of paradolia I have ever seen! BTW it looks more like a crossbow to me (cue Rossini’s William Tell Overture : )
June 27th, 2008 at 10:55 am
Where do you get this stuff? From the Weekly World News at the supermarket checkout?
June 27th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Ok, I totally see him flipping the bird. I guess I prefer my Jesodes to gesticulate, rather than carry.
Besides, what does God need with a firearm?
June 27th, 2008 at 10:59 am
This lyric is from the band Fuel’s awesome song “Jesus Or A Gun”:
“But tell me now, who’s my saving one, Jesus or a gun”
Now you don’t have to choose.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Let me get out my WWJS wristband….
(Who Would Jesus Shoot)
J/P=?
June 27th, 2008 at 11:00 am
It’s obviously a gas pump. Maybe the slab will turn water into gasoline. Just strap it onto the back of your humvee and you’ll be good to go.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Its clearly Master Chief wielding a Brute Spikor.
And to the left (his right) is a large abstract skull.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:01 am
No, he’s *obviously* holding a gas pump nozzle. I can’t quite make out what he’s going to pump gas into, though.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:02 am
I agree with Lourdes Cahuich. It’s clearly Jesus during his little documented Samurai years.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:02 am
Curses! Scooped by Andy…shoulda hit the submit button faster…
June 27th, 2008 at 11:05 am
That’s not Jesus that’s Che Guevara! ,/b>
June 27th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Andy & Alan
I agree difinitely a gas pump nozzle. And since it’s in Dallas it’s more than likely a 4×4 truck he’s filling up. As a Texan and 4×4 driver myself I feel blessed.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:07 am
I don’t see a machine gun (though maybe he’s wearing a WWF prize belt?), but he does appear to have a gait that could be best described as “mincing”.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:07 am
It’s King Arthur from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, I’m sure. See the way his tunic drapes just over the knee, exposing the armored legging? He seems to be marching up onto the shore after being humiliated by the French k-niggits at the Castle Arrgh.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:10 am
John Paradox on 27 Jun 2008 at 11:00 am :
“Let me get out my WWJS wristband…. (Who Would Jesus Shoot)”
Hmm … Richard Dawkins maybe?
… Or the Pope perhaps?
… Ormaybe the Jewish mob and Roman soldiers just before they went to crucify him?
(Assuming ‘e gets a time machine too!)
What would Jesus’ favourite gun be I wonder?
June 27th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Nah, that’s Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:11 am
It´s either a dowsing rod, or a wand magicians use. We need to see the next piece of rock to be sure; lots of water or bunnies hopping around?
World is full of mysteries.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:12 am
It’s Republican Jesus! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v511/mistakenmelody/republican_jesus2.jpg
June 27th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Funny, the first thing I thought of when I saw the title was that we’d just found out / confirmed that a notable star (Arcturus or Barnard’s Star say?) was from our Milky Way’s galactic halo!
June 27th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Looks more like George Carlin to me.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:19 am
Obviously he’s the Fightin’ Jesus promised by “Bob”
http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics11/CLASSIC_SUBG_ART/Classic-REV-X-art/image-html/Fightin_Jesus-JoeRiley.html
Superior mutants repent. Quite your jobs. Slack off!
June 27th, 2008 at 11:22 am
I don’t see Jesus or the gun…hmmm….
I can almost make out a figure…maybe holding a really big fish like a carp or that fish that they used to think was extinct but then they caught one…Ceolicanth(sp?). I thought it looks more like a Roman Senator…wrong team, though.
Besides, Jesus, don’t need no gun. He tossed those money changers out of the Temple with his bare hands. Don’t let his preachings fool you. He can kick some butt.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Guysmiley, there’s only one thing wrong with the ‘republican Jesus’ link you posted: REPUBLICAN Jesus would never have hair that long, and CERTAINLY not have a beard! Everybody knows RJ had a crew cut, smoked a pipe, wore wingtips, and His wife’s name was June.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Not a gas nozzle. They’re clearly electric hedge clippers.
Groom unto others, as you would have them groom unto you.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:26 am
Wow… That one REALLY sucks… They lack originality here!
June 27th, 2008 at 11:26 am
I think Jesus might have a particularly bad case of Peyronie’s Disease.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:33 am
Incidentally, I’ve been having some trouble posting messages here lately –t’other night I received this annoying message a few times :
(SCR on 26 Jun 2008 at 8:53 am )
“Sorry, but your comment has been flagged by the spam filter running on this blog: this might be an error, in which case all apologies. Your comment will be presented to the blog admin who will be able to restore it immediately.
You may want to contact the blog admin via e-mail to notify him.”
& sometimes a code to type in thingummy too …
Is something up here? Is it just me? Or is everybody effected?
Some comments I tried to post on another thread earlier, non-political ones & all too, about the Shuttle ‘Endeavour’s’ return to Earth ages ago :
http://www.badastronomy.com/bablog/2007/08/20/shuttle-lands-on-tuesday/
were also initially “awaiting moderation” then disappeared ..
Spam filter issue noted somewhere too???
(Yes, I sometimes post on old, even re-eealy old threads that’ve sunk deep my email swamp for e-aeons! Is that bad? I don’t think so but … hmm? Still, by Jove the only person whose time I’m, wasting is me & you never know it just may come up somehow or be be stumbled on sometime too ..
)
Anyway, I just want to ask : Am I in trouble here or something?
Is this going to appear and stay appeared? Or vanish? …. Guess I’m about to find out. Here’s hoping (& cut & pasting.)
If someone out there does know what’s up can you please at least have the courtesy of letting me know & give me a chance to clear up any misunderstanding or confusion there may be?
Yes, folks I know I’ve sometimes posted some strong opinions strongly put -esp. relating the manipulations and dissent-squashing and general perfidy of the Israeli extremists lobby.
However I believe I’ve always been polite and rational & I do NOT believe in letting “sacred cows” go unquestioned (esp. when they’re giving sour milk!)
or in any mythical “right” certain folks seem to have that they (or anyone) has some kind of right to see NOTHING that they may disagree with or be offended by.. 
I do try to do the right thing here & I think I’ve kept things within the bounds of this blog.
Yet if the Bad Astronomer or one of his key moderators here disagrees with my asessment of this then please could you let me know and discuss it reasonably with me? Please?
June 27th, 2008 at 11:37 am
It’s a Skeksis from the Dark Crystal!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skeksis
June 27th, 2008 at 11:37 am
# Jesus’s Personal Physician on 27 Jun 2008 at 11:26 am :
“I think Jesus might have a particularly bad case of Peyronie’s Disease.”
What’s that? I’ve never heard of it?
June 27th, 2008 at 11:40 am
It’s not a machine gun, it’s a dustbuster.
Jesus saves and He cleans too!
June 27th, 2008 at 11:41 am
Just a test if I may …
If this works you’ll see it and I’m sorry but I just want to try & see if my issue posting here is linked to something..
If not well I’ll be sorry ‘coz it doesn’t work!
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replied, “And who’s asking?”
- Philosopher and author, Antony Flew.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:43 am
So am I the only dirty-minded person here who thought Jesus was holding a sex toy?
June 27th, 2008 at 11:44 am
& it did work! Good. So far … :-~
_______________________________
‘Needless to say’,
It need not be said
But so many needlessly say it
Is this because its not ‘needless to say‘
And that’s why we so often say it?
For if its not needless then needs must we say
But if not we needn’t e’er say it!
Isn’t saying ‘stating the obvious’ itself stating the obvious – unless its really not that obvious? / Isn’t saying ‘stating the obvious’ itself stating the obvious – unless whatever was ’stating the obvious’ was really not that obvious?
Indeed, indeed, do we indeed need ‘indeed’? Indeed!
June 27th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Joker
John Paradox on 27 Jun 2008 at 11:00 am :
“Let me get out my WWJS wristband…. (Who Would Jesus Shoot)”
Hmm … Richard Dawkins maybe?
… Or the Pope perhaps?
… Ormaybe the Jewish mob and Roman soldiers just before they went to crucify him?
(Assuming ‘e gets a time machine too!)
Personally, I think it’d more likely be folks like Jimmy Swaggart, James Dobson, etc.
J/P=?
June 27th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Wes on 27 Jun 2008 at 11:43 am :
“So am I the only dirty-minded person here who thought Jesus was holding a sex toy?”
Yes. Yes, you are.
————————–
Hmmm… Wait alright, I’ll admit it too – maybe not just you!
Now you’ve put that suggestion in my fee-lthy lil’ mind!
June 27th, 2008 at 11:54 am
To John Paradox :
Hmm.. Yep. Or / & Jerry Falwell ‘cept he’s already a rotting corpse!
Pat Robertson maybe ? After all I seem to remember something about :
“… live by the sword (machine-gun?) & you die by the sword! (machine-gun?) ” And Pat Robertson has been pretty keen oncalling for Presidnets overseas tobe assassinated …
Or maybe … I wonder would Jesus kill George Bush II for launching the war on Iraq that his (Jesus’s) Sky-fairy Daddy apparently ordered him to wage?
June 27th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
No, it’s clearly Darth Maul trying to bluff his way past a couple of Jedi by menacingly waving a lawn sprinkler, because he left his double-light-saber in his other robe. I’m trying to be open-minded here but I really don’t see any other interpretation…
June 27th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead… err, undead… oh, wait, I can’t really die… ok, you can have my gun when you pry it from my fingers!
June 27th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
[Peter Griffin voice]
Did you know that Jesus and Moses used machine guns to fight against the Romans?
[/Peter Griffin voice]
June 27th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
I think he’s actually pumping gas in this picture. And he looks PISSED!
June 27th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
I was going to say it’s a gas pump but a few people beat me to it
June 27th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Jesus wielded a machine gun quite well in the South Park
episode where he saved Santa Claus from the Iraqis.
Does this count for something? And it’s my pot pie, kitty!
And I admit the rock is more artistic looking that a lot of
the other paraphinalea you’ve been showing lately.
June 27th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
errr – you’re all wrong. He’s obviously doing the hokey-pokey. Look! His right knee’s out – and he’s shaking it all about!
June 27th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Machine gun? I thought it was a flamethrower!
June 27th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
How about this one:
http://cbs11tv.com/religion/wallpaper.Jesus.fire.2.500382.html
You know, there are millions of people starving and dying due to poverty in the world, and the 6 O’Clock news decides to cover this? This tells me that there is something wrong with our priorities.
June 27th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
I only see a balding guy with glasses and a huge nose. Or is that what Jesus looks like, now that he’s older?
June 27th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
How much do they want for it? I’m redoing a bathroom.
June 27th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Wes:
Close. I was thinking more along the lines of this:
http://www.snopes.com/business/hidden/camel.asp
June 27th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Looks like he’s holding an abnormally large kielbasa to me.
June 27th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
[...] I just love Phil Plait’s sense of humor. [...]
June 27th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Gas pump nozzle. And sayeth The Lord of the Stone, “Shall thine path be fueled by regular or unleaded?”
June 27th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Well……….. they do call Jeeebus the Rock of Ages……… THE BIBLE IS TRUE! THIS PROVES IT!
June 27th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
“So am I the only dirty-minded person here who thought Jesus was holding a sex toy?”
Yes. I did notice that Jesus has a big gun though. And he’s hard.
June 27th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
I don’t see Jesus there at all–it looks more to me like a very erect nipple. Or does that say more about my state of mind than it does about the image?
June 27th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
The trouble with the bible is a lot of important scriptures get left out . In particular Ephitians 1 & 2, which describes Jesus’s life running up to the time he was crucified. In one story Jesus runs afoul of a wandering minstrel, and the minstrel attempts to crush Jesus with a giant slab of granite. It didn’t work, and the minstrel wound up with a broken mandolin.
That slab there is a valuable historic artifact.
June 27th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Looks like a SPAS12.
June 27th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
p.s. Verily, He pumpeth gas. But think not that He doeth it to drive His Chariot: He doeth it to make Giant Holy Molotov Cocktails. For He desireth to smite the Wicked Idolatrous Fundy Mental Cases for their Great Wickedness.
For they have worshipped his Book instead of Him, which pisseth Him off mightily. And they have worshipped only the Mean, Rotten, and Ugly Parts of his Book: and He is become even more mightily pissed off, because they have forgotten that He is really a Very Nice Guy once you get to know Him.
And if the Almighty be mightily pissed off and smiteth the Idolators with Giant Holy Molotov Cocktails, behold, it is a Great and Terrible Thing: who shall stand against it? For He is like a Refinery Fire. And forty Days and forty Nights of Rain shall not extinguish the Fire.
June 27th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
I think he’s trying to say he feels our pain at the pump.
June 27th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
I think it looks like me. I have a head about that shape. My body is a bit rounder than the one in the slab, but it’s still representative of a human body. It looks like I am setting a bird free or something.
Why is it that something that looks “human” must be Jesus? How come it doesn’t automatically look like Uncle Vinny, or Aunt Marsha?
I guess when you are so desperately looking for something that isn’t there you are able to see anything you want.
I’m looking desperately for a cheeseburger right now? Does anyone besides me see that in the slab? <droooools>
June 27th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Joker
To John Paradox :
Hmm.. Yep. Or / & Jerry Falwell ‘cept he’s already a rotting corpse!
Pat Robertson maybe ?
My first broadcast job was a Religious (read: christian) Station. They did carry things like Jews for Jesus (local), Swaggart, Robertson, Falwell, and others, both local and national.
[BTW.. I found a stack of old Falwell programs: The Old Time Gospel Hour, that had been stored for years. I found out the reason they were held was because JF hadn't paid his bill]
After all, wasn’t there something about people ‘coming in My name’?
J/P=?
June 27th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Craig: You mean like this?
http://cectic.com/156.html
June 27th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
It’s obviously Ghostbuster Jesus. “Nobody steps on a church in my town!!”.
June 27th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
He’s carrying the end of a lightning-conducting cable with a plug hanging from it, and is running to plug it into a socket that’s caught on a tree, sending the DeLorean back to the future.
June 27th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
I see something more like a tactical combat shotgun. Clearly Jesus is a CQB special forces operator.
June 27th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Is it just me, or does it look like a dog’s got under his toga? Bad dog!
June 27th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
But… that’s obviously the Master Cheif from Halo.
June 27th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Great post, BA!
June 27th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
I kinda see a guy in a robe on the right, but on the left I see an AT-PT from Star Wars. Maybe that’s why he’s carrying a machine gun.
June 27th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
If you look to the left of “jesus” you can see a massive skull face, obviously death has come to get him…. again….
June 27th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
That’s not Jesus!
That’s Captain Jean-Luc Picard, holding the gun he used on the Borg in “Star Trek: First Contact”!
June 27th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
I thought it was the Angel Michael holding a lightsaber.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
It is fitting that Jesus has a machine gun, as religion has caused more wars then anything else.
June 27th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Somebody’s just seeing things. It’s time for medication.
I dunno what the big deal about machine guns is. Your neighbors here in the USA own about 250 thousand of them legally, part of the 250+ million other firearms ordinary Americans possess. They are simply over-hyped by the press, acting as government wishes to convince you that you are incapable of handling anything at all without government permission.
Maybe somebody should notice that self-defense was effectively outlawed in DC until the ruling. The use of firearms is still subject to law.
June 27th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
OK: Am I the *only* person here to look at this and think “Han Solo?”
June 27th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
what’s wrong with all you people? Obviously you are not seeing what is clearly a sign from god. It’s fairly apparent that is jesus cradling another mans genitals. Derrrr!!! Don’t you feel foolish.
Sometimes you rationalists are just blind to what secret ninja messages God is trying to send you. He’s all like, “hey dude, gays are cool man, don’t be haters”.
June 27th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
I have read all the comments so far and what I find disturbing is that no one else seems to find the Supreme Courts decision worth a comment even though you left the opening for theim. When I was young I used to hunt with my dad, and I still legally own several hunting rifles. My sons have no interest in hunting so I will probably either sell them someday or will them to a hunting relative. But for the life of me I cannot understand how someone can believe a handgun or machine gun can make your life more secure. The only use for either weapon is to kill our fellow human beings. All the science I have read has indicated that having a loaded firearm in your home is more dangerous than not having one. People that claim the science is bogus falls into the same catagory as Creationalists in my opinion. In Canada, almost all the weapons used in criminal activity can be traced back to our well armed cousins to the south. I have many friends in the US and have never been mistreated while visiting and find Americans to be fine people, so this is not an anti-American rant. I just do not get why they cannot shake the fear of disarmourment.
June 27th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
I think we’re just taking it for granite.
June 27th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Actually, Leigh, quite a few people hunt with handgun, and some handguns are primarily designed for big game. The Ruger Alaskan is chambered in .454 Casull and .480 Ruger, and is intended as a hunting gun. In fact, some people consider it as a back-up gun for grizzly, a non-trivial problem in Alaska.
This ruling has peaked my interest in several ways:
1: The ruling itself is 100% correct, both on the reading of the 2nd Amendment and the history of the U.S. If anyone is uncomfortable with the 2nd Amendment, the proper course of action is to modify it with another amendment (see our history of prohibition and the repeal thereof).
2: It’s been very interesting watching the liberal reaction, which mostly has been a creepy end-justifies-the-means argument on why the ruling should have been interpreted the other way. Sorry: The Constitution says what it says, and if we don’t take that stance, it doesn’t mean anything at all.
3: The minority opinion was most instructive, and I have to seriously wonder where these four learned English and U.S. history.
June 27th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
It’s a large rust stained rock. Nothing more, nothing less. If you cross your eyes while looking at it, you’ll see two rocks with rust stains. Let’s move on to some science. Foolishness should be left to people like me.
June 27th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
King Arthur successfully pulling Excalibur from stone.
June 27th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
KC, I concede to your greater knowledge on the subject matter. Certainly there are very good reasons to be armed. I was once stopped from going on a canoe trip up north by an RCMP officer until I got myself a rifle to carry with me. Fortunatly I had one available to me and carried it on the entire journey. Grizzlys had attacked several people in that region that spring and he didn’t want me to be added to the group.
I had a 30/30 carbine because it fitted in the canoe easier, and I asked my dad for advice in case I was confronted by a Griz. He told me to first unload the gun. When I looked at him puzzled, he told me he didn’t want me to accidently shoot myself as I was clubbing the bear over the head with it. He didn’t think much of my shooting skill or my rifle.
I still question the need for firearms in the city. I leave mine at my cousins farm in case I ever need to hunt again. I do not think our gun regristry has done the slightest bit of good in reducing the use of firearms in crime in our country. That was a collosal waiste of money.
June 27th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Why is Jesus carrying a machine gun? Simple because he’s trying to show that you can play videogames in heaven too. Probably videogames with graphics better than real life.
June 28th, 2008 at 12:36 am
I guess this is the whole point of paredolia, that we see what we want.
I see a man (doesn’t have to be jesus) holding a gas-pump.
June 28th, 2008 at 12:53 am
Come on everyone, this is George Harrison playing his guitar! Sheeeesh!
June 28th, 2008 at 1:23 am
Have you tried LOLCATS?
June 28th, 2008 at 8:05 am
“But for the life of me I cannot understand how someone can believe a handgun or machine gun can make your life more secure.”
Ask the people in DC. Or – and this might be a bit of a stretch – take this quiz. Look around, and wonder just why police have them. They’re not superhuman. And that story about your dad’s lack of confidence in you is telling. Just as there are people who should not drive, there are those who should not have guns. This is no reason to forbid anyone a right, being tantamount to banning speech for those who say stupid things, or lie.
June 28th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
I’m with Andy Brummer – that’s the handle to a gas pump.
Coming soon to a theater near you….
“Monty Python and the Holy High Test”
June 28th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
At first, I thought it looked like he was being poked in the stomach by a…um…you know…phallic thingy.
Upon reflection, I think he’s bringing relief at the gas pump.
June 28th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
@wintermute…
Thanks for the laugh! That’s it, exactly!
June 28th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Hi Radwaste, My story about my father was meant to have some humour in it. When I re-read my speil I could see why you would think what you did. I’ll try to explain. He was a crack shot and ex-military. He taught me a great deal about hunting fishing and generally being able to survive in the bush. He also knew that growing up in the city greatly limited my practical experience compared to his upbringing. Also I do not believe in banning firearms outright, however like driving a car, I believe it is a right we have to earn by passing exams, and showing good judgement skills. I do not see where our opinions differ on that point. I do not believe it is a right just because of where we were born. My father fought a war so that I could enjoy the rights I have today, and I will take any polititian to task who trys to limit or remove those rights, including my right to own a rifle and hunt, with the previous mentioned conditions. I was trying to make the point that the science of statistics points to less fear and more security for each individual in a less armed society.
June 29th, 2008 at 12:23 am
@Madge
Amazing. Without first reading your post, I was going to say it’s a crossbow that the figure is holding. Spooky.
June 29th, 2008 at 7:35 am
“I was trying to make the point that the science of statistics points to less fear and more security for each individual in a less armed society.
Oh, really? Wherever did you get that idea? Considering that Americans actually own more than half of the personally-possessed firearms in the world, we must be seething with fear and totally non-secure.
Or, to be polite, that you do not understand “the science of statistics”. I suggest this because the presence or absence of a weapon in the home, just like its use in self-defense, is a reaction to the environment – it is not causal. I do hope you have found the Kellerman survey to be ridiculous; his “work” is tantamount to finding that insulin causes diabetes.
Yes, proper firearms use requires responsibility on the part of the possessor. I am also keenly aware of the abject stupidity displayed by many people. I am also aware of something the laymen is not: the difficulty of solving any tactical encounter with satisfactory results for myself, the thus, and the authorities judging my actions after the fact. However, just as with the vote, a right is not subject to preconditions.
I urge you to look up the case, Warren v. DC. Put yourself in the victim’s position. Then, assert that you would prescribe the same thing for others: a “legal” limit on their ability to defend themselves from imprisonment and rape.
Americans pretend that this country operates by the will of its citizens. Throughout history, the ruling class has always reserved for themselves the right to bear arms.
What class are you?
July 6th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
hehe. Quiet Desperation: I was just thinking the top right corner of the slab looked like a crazy cat from lolcats.
which is the only face or recognizable thing I could see.
“seek and ye shall find” iow, you will always see what you want to see.