Take flight, Grasshopper

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I don’t know why, exactly, but this video really tickles me. A T-38 flight gets a surprise visitor in the camera (one NSFW word in the video).


I think it’s the honest amusement of the pilots that made me smile. Silly, but it made my day.

Tip o’ the thorax to Fark.

November 6th, 2008 11:00 AM by Phil Plait in Humor | 39 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

39 Responses to “Take flight, Grasshopper”

  1. 1.   Wayne Says:

    Makes me wonder if it stayed on for the entire flight or if it came off at some point. That would be a heck of a fall.

  2. 2.   JoeZo Says:

    Phil, you should check out http://cectic.com/comics/181.png

  3. 3.   Annette Says:

    Wayne – well at least he had a really good ride first. Not a bad way to go! ;)

  4. 4.   Roger Wilco Says:

    Fall?? He’s inside the cockpit,on the dash!

  5. 5.   ccpetersen Says:

    I remember once hearing that (probably apocryphal) that back in the x-15 days somebody took a cat up and did some maneuvers and the cat ended up clinging to the pilot’s arm the whole time.

    (and let us not speak of the vomit comet run where they took a cat up and threw it at the walls of the jet)…

  6. 6.   Phil Plait Says:
  7. 7.   Larian LeQuella Says:

    Grr, video is blocked here on base. Having flown the T-38, I am anxious to see it.

    JoeZo, that was the subject of a blog he had a few days back. :)

  8. 8.   José Says:

    Testing G-forces on animals is wrong!

  9. 9.   The Chemist Says:

    LOL!

    Hey a flying grasshopper! Does this mean he gets an honorary graduation to locust?

  10. 10.   Santiago Says:

    “It’s not a parakeet, but it’s about the same size!” Ha! priceless.

    Also, you guys have no idea how hard it is to look up the spelling of “parakeet” if you’re not a first-language speaker. Initial guesses: periquete, perikete, parakite. I ended up googling “small parrot” and got lucky.

    Heh, by the way, interesting google image results for periquita (what I got recommended after periquete). NSFW.

  11. 11.   Christine P. Says:

    I’ll take a grasshopper in the cockpit over a stinging insect any day!

  12. 12.   Todd W. Says:

    Good thing the pilot didn’t suffer from acridophobia.

  13. 13.   IVAN3MAN Says:

    Larian LeQuella:

    Grr, video is blocked here on base. Having flown the T-38, I am anxious to see it.

    Goofing off at work, eh? :-)

  14. 14.   cardoso Says:

    Mandatory jokes:

    “I’ve had with these motherfraking grasshoppers on this motherfraking plane”

    “So kids, that’s how grampa achieved World record for fastest and highest grasshopper flight”

    “Gooooosee!!”

    “Punny humans. I don’t have lungs, gimme your best high-g turns!”

    “One small hop for an insect…”

    //santiago, “periquita” is a Brazilian Portuguese slang for… well, the english equivalent is cat-related. We also use “Perereca” (frog) among other colorful metaphors, including the classic “spider” and the now old-fashioned “brazilian rainforest”.

  15. 15.   Todd W. Says:

    @IVAN3MAN

    Goofing off at work, eh?

    No one on here would ever do that. Nope. Not a one.

  16. 16.   John Paradox Says:

    It’s the Beginning Of The End

    J/P=?

    Getting all Mistie….

  17. 17.   Larian LeQuella Says:

    Doh! BUSTED!

    Although, the AF has a policy of “Continual Education” that every person should endeavour to follow. So, I am only following that regulation and getting a continuing education here!

  18. 18.   Michael L Says:

    I’m a member of P.E.T.I (People For the Ethical Treatment of Insects)…

    My fellow PETI posse is not amused. We’ll be protesting this…

  19. 19.   Todd W. Says:

    @Michael L

    How petty. :)

  20. 20.   Michael L Says:

    @Todd W>:

    That’s it! I’m calling Pamela Anderson!

  21. 21.   Joe Meils Says:

    Grasshopper: Wah HOOOOOooooooo!

    Grasshopper: (alternate, to other grasshoppers) Here, hold my beer, and watch what I can do!

  22. 22.   Todd W. Says:

    What, no David Carradine references yet?

  23. 23.   The Chemist Says:

    “I’ve had with these motherfraking grasshoppers on this motherfraking plane”

    Cardoso wins the internets!

  24. 24.   IVAN3MAN Says:

    Todd W.:

    What, no David Carradine references yet?

    Kung_Fu-From_Dark_Angel

  25. 25.   Wayne Says:

    I admit I’m not that familiar with T-38s or any jet aircraft for that matter, but it was my understanding that the grasshopper was not inside the cockpit (note the reference to it not being hypoxic yet). Obviously, it’s not in the airstream or it would be blown off, so can anyone explain exactly where the critter is? My thought was some sort of unpressurized housing for the camera, but I didn’t catch all the technobabble.

  26. 26.   IVAN3MAN Says:

    Master Kan: “To suppress a truth, is to give it force beyond endurance.”

    Master Po: “Yet it is eyes which blind the man… Because a man can see, he does not look.”

  27. 27.   JB of Brisbane Says:

    Two comments –

    1. What’s the last thing that goes through a grasshopper’s mind as he hits your windshield?
    His butt.

    2. If you think the correct spelling for parakeet is hard, try budgerigar (that’s why we Aussies call them budgies).

  28. 28.   Cairnos Says:

    @ Jose – Not only is it wrong but you can’t assume that the test results will be applicable to later human consumers of the product, everyone knows that lab testing on animals is unreliable. For all we know gravity may have a completely different effect on grasshoppers than it does on human systems ;-)

  29. 29.   Sir Eccles Says:

    Only one quote seems approriate.

    “And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords” Kent Brockman

  30. 30.   John McBryde Says:

    Wayne-
    As I see it the grasshopper is just in front of the Heads Up Display (HUD) which is on the top of the panel inside the cockpit.
    The T38 is a pressurized cockpit but I am unsure if it is oxygenated (the crew wear oxygen masks), this may explain the hypoxia comment.

  31. 31.   Chip Says:

    That has to be a highest grasshopper on record, though with some help for a different species (known as “pilots.”) ;)

    Anecdotal, but this isn’t the highest an insect has gone above Earth on its own. I don’t know the type but there is apparently a tiny spider that spins a long strand and catches the wind. This insect has been found on jet fuselages after landing and (the story goes) “nose cones” after reentry.

  32. 32.   Nicole Says:

    Ha, beat me to it, Sir Eccles.

    Also…

    That’s no insect, that’s and insectoid UFO and clearly we are being invaded! The audio was dubbed to cover up the conspiracy!

  33. 33.   Chris Says:

    I for one welcome our insect overlords, and as a respected person in the media I can help round up people to work in the sugar caves.

  34. 34.   Marcia Says:

    I put T-38 into wikipedia, and this was one of the results: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slingsby_T.38_Grasshopper

  35. 35.   Michael L Says:

    The T-38 also acts as a Shuttle pilot trainer. I wonder if this was a Shuttle Pilot?

  36. 36.   Mark Hansen Says:

    Their debugging software needs some serious upgrading.

  37. 37.   LarianLeQuella Says:

    This was a Standard USAF T-38 from Laughlin AFB, in Del Rio, TX. Since Pilot training has changed since I was there, the student (if it was indeed a student as opposed to a dual IP flight) was on the fighter/bomber track (since students going to “heavies” fly the T-1). Also, the T-38 only has a partial pressurization system. Pilots have to wear the mask to fly. (I can’t recall the pressurization rate, but “cabin” altitude is pretty much always over 10,000 feet.) He was inside the whole time (besides, at the speeds the T-38 goes, there is no way he could have hung on in the slip stream).

    Any other questions I can answer? Remember, the last time I flew a T-38 was in the spring of 1994!

  38. 38.   Bob Munck Says:

    He took a duck in the face at two hundred and fifty knots.

  39. 39.   Matthew Ota Says:

    Yes, partial pressurization in the Environmental Control system. That is why the pilots were wondering if hypoxia had settled in. I remember an altitude chamber run at Reese AFB in 1980 where I got a taste of hypoxia at a simulated altitude of 10,000 feet. Just like getting drunk.
    But I declined to reenlist so I did not get my 20 minute joy ride. Left the USAF as a Sergeant…..after 4 years.

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