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Repost: My New Year’s Resolution

About one arcminute, with my glasses on.

[This was from last year, but what the heck.]

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January 2nd, 2009 5:00 PM by Phil Plait in Humor | 35 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

35 Responses to “Repost: My New Year’s Resolution”

  1. 1.   Brian Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    The old ones are the best ones.

  2. 2.   Andrew Price Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    OMG GROAN!

  3. 3.   Andrew Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    That was terrible and you should feel terrible.

  4. 4.   Chris Swanson Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    *screams in horror*

    Though I’m not sure what’s scarier… the joke, or the fact that I actually got it. :(

  5. 5.   Jewel Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    har har har …*groan*

  6. 6.   lledowyn Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    Darn I was hoping for a new pun this year. :( And don’t feel bad Chris, I got it too.

  7. 7.   Patrick Orlob Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    Ha! I actually found groan-free funny! Plus, if you (I) haven’t seen it, it’s new to you (me)!

  8. 8.   xth_scholar Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    I can’t believe it took me so long to get it. Brilliant!
    I will have to steal it and use it myself.

  9. 9.   GuanoLad Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    You should get LASIK.

  10. 10.   Tensor Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    I loved Asimov’s monthly science column in SF&F. I’ve come to view your blog as somewhat of the same. So, it’s good to know that I will still be inundated with bad puns and jokes here, also.

  11. 11.   PG Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    Maybe your glasses need some adaptive optics…

  12. 12.   James Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    Took me a minute to get that…….Bad Bad Astronomer!

  13. 13.   John Paradox Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    Yes, but can you make the Kessel run in less that twelve parsecs?

    ;)

    J/P=?

  14. 14.   Michael L Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 7:21 pm

    The December 21, 2012 ad is funnier!

  15. 15.   Wildride Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    My new year’s resolution is more cowbell.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pwnl5358q8

    No, wait that was my last year’s resolution. But I totally kept it.

  16. 16.   Ken_g6 Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    Last year my new year’s resolution was 1280×1024. (I got a new computer monitor.)

    This year, with digital TV, is it 1920×1080? Aye.

  17. 17.   Mr. D Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    Ha! I remember that from last year, but I’d forgotten about it so I laughed again. Very goood!

  18. 18.   IVAN3MAN Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 8:05 pm

    I’ve just been over to Sid Plait’s (Phil’s big brother) blog at Computer Support (link in the blog-roll to the right of the screen) and I have observed that, so far, only one person has commented to wish him a Happy New Year — Me!

    What’s the matter with you people? Get over there, you lazy bastards, and greet him with a “Happy New Year” so that he doesn’t feel all alone in cyberspace! :-)

  19. 19.   John Paradox Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    Resolution:
    Buy DEATH FROM THE SKIES.

    Hey, even the Science Fiction Book Club has it!

    J/P=?

    Picture width fixed to be 600 pixels so it would fit here by The BA.

  20. 20.   hale-bopp Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 10:48 pm

    I don’t believe in New Year’s Resolutions…those are for people with flaws :)

  21. 21.   IVAN3MAN Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    Bloody hell, John Paradox! Couldn’t you have re-sized that image?

    Hey, Phil, I thought there was supposed to be a 600 pixels width limit for posting images here?

  22. 22.   Mikel Says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 12:51 am

    It took me a minute to get it… then I was like: Ah hah! Astronomy joke.
    Obviously.
    It was funny.

  23. 23.   Thomas Siefert Says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 2:17 am

    @ IVAN3MAN: Death From The Skies! will be unexpected and BIG!

  24. 24.   icemith Says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 3:07 am

    Another pun like that Phil, and I will have the FUZZ come around to your place, and on a night near the New Moon!

    Ivan.

  25. 25.   Mike Torr Says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 4:28 am

    My New Year’s resolution:

    The butler did it, and Penelope and Charles end up getting married after all. Percy’s aunt dies, leaving him a vast fortune and enabling him to pay for little Timmy’s operation.

  26. 26.   Shane Says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 6:22 am

    Oh dear god. Realisation sets in. 24 comments I’m without a clue. Duh, I don’t get it. Am I just thick? Then. Baddabing. Everything resolves.

  27. 27.   Eskil Says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 6:46 am

    I must admit I didn’t get it. I get the term, but I might be missing some meaning of the word resolution (I blame my Norwegian-ness. Yeah, that’s a word… now). Can someone completely ruin the joke for everyone else and explain it to me?

  28. 28.   Bill Bones Says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 6:51 am

    Clue for the clueless: look for “angular resolution” at the Wikipedia, then refrain yourselves from banging Phil’s head with a telescope. ;-)

  29. 29.   Dave Hall Says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 7:38 am

    Does that explain why you couldn’t see the humor in Marketplace’s astrology piece?

  30. 30.   TheWalruss Says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 8:26 am

    Hahaha – I <3 puns. :)

    Happy new year!

  31. 31.   AJ Says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 8:50 am

    “# Ken_g6 Says:
    January 2nd, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    Last year my new year’s resolution was 1280×1024. (I got a new computer monitor.)

    This year, with digital TV, is it 1920×1080? Aye.”

    Oh, I *see*… RESOLUTION. Ahahahahaahaa… ha.

    Honestly, Phil! You should be ashamed!

  32. 32.   Ignorant Atheist Says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 8:59 am

    I think I win for slow on this one, took me a good 12 hours.

  33. 33.   John Paradox Says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 11:34 am

    Sorry about forgetting to re-size…. actually the physical original was even smaller than the limit… apparently it scanned in at a higher rez…..

    J/P=?

    mea culpa

  34. 34.   Chris Swanson Says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    LISA SIMPSON: Only one person in a million would get that joke!

    COMIC BOOK GUY: Yes, we call that the “Dennis Miller Quotient”.

  35. 35.   Grand Lunar Says:
    January 5th, 2009 at 4:40 am

    Had to read that over a couple times, but I got it!

    Pretty good, and yet also cheesy at the same time.

    I suppose that’s a “not-quite-a-paradox”.

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