I eat Kopi Luwac straight out of the rodent’s butt.

I thought Kopi Luwac was a coffee. Do you eat raw coffee beans?

Now that’s an LOL for me. A friend made me try some years ago. I thought he had pranked me and put used motor oil on some toast. Ye gods, that stuff should be declared a controlled substance or even a WMD.

The same friend also likes those hyper dark British beers that suck all the light out of the room. You know, the ones that appear to be brewed from expired 99.9% Cacao chocolate bars and molecular acid? Again, the motor oil analogy seems to fit. I think he’s one of those people who thinks meals should be horrifying experiences so that we may learn… … … something.

Well, you have just proven yourself to have a naïve and uneducated palate.

Marmite is the best! As are the darkest of dark ales (e.g. Theakston’s Old Peculier or Orkney Dark Island).

QD – turn to the dark side!

Thanks! We may not agree on Marmite, but at least you appreciate good music.

Funniest. Post. Ever.

For a while I really liked peanut-butter-and-Vegemite sandwiches. Lots of peanut butter and just a thin bit of Vegemite. It’s good. Honestly.