What happens when you polish homeopathy?
This.
OK, to be fair, it’s what happens when you take my article about homeopathy and translate it into Polish. But why be a Slav to word definitions?
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June 21st, 2009 at 12:03 pm
You’ve been ego surfing again
June 21st, 2009 at 12:30 pm
It’s a very good Polish. What’s diluted or Czech about it? I guess that if you wrote that ebonics were suntanned banana U.S. English, your comrades would find it politically incorrect. But if Polish is a diluted Czech, it’s OK, isn’t it?
June 21st, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Yeah TS stop Russian to conclusions.
June 21st, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Siam willing Tibet that Germany puns will Hanoi some.
June 21st, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Ok, stop it please! english is not my mother languaje! iv’e staring at this comic strip —> http://www.myapokalips.com/show/26 for five minutes until i understood it fully and now you do this to me! i can’t take it, aaaaaarrrrgh!!! Hey, maybe if i split a microgram of tranquilizer pill and dilute it in water it may get a lot stronger, let me check…
no, y la que te recontra! aaaaaargh!!!
saludos desde Argentina
June 21st, 2009 at 3:25 pm
But I willing to take the puns to the Finnish line.
June 21st, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Norway am I touching this set! India-vent of an emergency I might though.
June 21st, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Good heavens! On Father’s Day, Canada-d be able to avoid this kind of nonsense?
June 21st, 2009 at 6:12 pm
holy crap. I usually hate puns. you guys are brilliant.
June 21st, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Yes. Way Togo!
June 21st, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Jamaican me crazy with all these puns!
June 21st, 2009 at 7:06 pm
I’m thai’d up for most of the day coping with the Chile weather – I’ve just made coffee with one Cuba sugar Denmark came in and I made one for him. Estonia road I have never travelled than this but to greece the skids along my way Iran till I was Hungary. I think it is about time I chose another korea. Oman I’m beat. Syriasly though – lets talk turkey. . .
June 21st, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Man, Oman! This sort of humor Israel-ly not that funny. Don’t you guys have better ways to Spain-d your time? Don’t you have Koreas to work at or books to Peru-se?
Just kidding. I’m Hungary for more delicious puns. Timor, the merrier!
June 21st, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Hahah! Awesome everyone.
June 21st, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Iraq, you rock, everyone rocks.
June 21st, 2009 at 8:17 pm
I know I’m Ghana drive everyone crazy by continuing, but I Congo on forever with this sort of mun-Dane joke. Belize it or not, nothing can Sweden up Bahraini day like an endless series of bad puns Andorra bunch of nerds showing off their geographical knowledge. So Kenya give me Samoa of these? This is more fun than arguing with Croatianists.
June 21st, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Possibly slightly NSFW. Possibly unintelligible if you’re not Australian.
June 21st, 2009 at 8:45 pm
It is kind of Erie to have such Superior pun masters Huron the bad astronomy web page.
June 21st, 2009 at 9:55 pm
I like this Sudan explosion of puns.
Botswana see Seth Shostak! Maybe he Czech his head and Syd-ney.
June 21st, 2009 at 9:57 pm
It’s a fusion of genres that Phil is using while fission for new material.
June 21st, 2009 at 10:21 pm
GJeff: Yukon go Norway and I’ll go mine. Libya life without these puns, just don’t drag me India wretched little world… But at least Chernobyl about it.
Josh: Oman! I Constanta Seoul Luzon your mind over these!
June 21st, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Getting a little rip in here just going to let a brie-ze in to air things out.
June 21st, 2009 at 10:59 pm
suppose to be “little ripe”
June 21st, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Bad puns Mars the comments, BA will crack down on Uranus.
June 22nd, 2009 at 1:06 am
I wouldn’t even try to keep up with uruguays awesome punnage.
June 22nd, 2009 at 1:10 am
Great Lords of Spaghetti!!! You should never put nail polish into homeopathic remedies!!!
Be careful of indiscretion, Phil. Taiwan up and the circling vultures come crashing down on you.
June 22nd, 2009 at 1:10 am
We all here are having a maritime.
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:06 am
I think the BA must have got up on the east bloc of the bed.
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:10 am
I rally don’t wanna race to conclusions but that seems to be formula one here.
PS: Michael Schumacher is NOT The Stig.
June 22nd, 2009 at 5:18 am
No funnybones allowed here. Titan up!
June 22nd, 2009 at 6:57 am
Phil,
have you hired Seth Shostak to write your puns?
June 22nd, 2009 at 9:47 am
Iraq my brains trying to come up with this stuff
June 22nd, 2009 at 11:03 am
LOL! … but now all puns are abused up.
Just peeked in to mention my discovery of this paper, which is a brilliant though pi-full note on changing constants:
June 22nd, 2009 at 11:19 am
Iran to get a dictionary to come up with some stuff.
June 22nd, 2009 at 3:25 pm
French version here: http://www.rationalisme.org/forum_atheisme/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2249
June 22nd, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Iran faster than light, but found out I could only France when the black hole sucked me in.
June 23rd, 2009 at 12:00 am
Now I remember why I stopped reading the Xanth series
J/P=?
June 23rd, 2009 at 2:20 am
J/P= Join the Pun