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Michael Jackson in a greasy pan

He wasn’t the King of Kings of Pop, but he can still thrill a greasy drip pan.

Now c’mon, that’s pretty good. It looks a whole lot more like Michael Jackson than pretty much any Jesus sighting. The key is to know who it is supposed to be before you are told, and that’s clearly the Moonwalking man. My Lenin is IMO better, and yet to be beaten, but still. Hooooo hoo! Bauw!

Tip o’ the sequined fedora to Carlos Cardoso.

July 1st, 2009 7:30 AM by Phil Plait in Humor, Pareidolia, Pretty pictures | 36 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

36 Responses to “Jackodolia”

  1. 1.   Todd W. Says:

    Tip o’ the sequined bowler hat to Carlos Cardoso.

    I believe it was a fedora, not a bowler. My memory may be wrong, though.

  2. 2.   L Ron Hubbub Says:

    Looks more like Gary Numan, the guy who sang “Cars” back in 1980.

  3. 3.   Romeo Vitelli Says:

    It’s a sign! Michael Jackson is the Messiah!

  4. 4.   JonTheGeek Says:

    I’m with L Ron Hubbub. I can’t see Jacko in there at all. Can you give us an outline to show us where we’re supposed to be looking?

  5. 5.   Greg in Austin Says:

    That’s clearly a Borg.

    Your grease will be assimilated. Heat resistance is futile.

    8)

  6. 6.   treelobsters Says:

    Yeah, looks like the Borg Queen from Star Trek: First Contact.

  7. 7.   John Says:

    Thought he was the King of Pop, not the King of Pain.

  8. 8.   Phil Plait Says:

    Oops! You’re right, it’s a fedora. Thanks, I fixed it.

  9. 9.   Theron Says:

    Power of suggestion – I saw the word “Jack” and for some reason thought “Jack White,” as in the White Stripes, who this is clearly an image of.

  10. 10.   Scott Little Says:

    I total thought borg as well, before reading the post – and as bad as Jacko looked in the later years, he never looked like a borg.

  11. 11.   Michael L Says:

    I see him… looks like he’s, umm, dead….

  12. 12.   peaches Says:

    Finally a messiah with a dance-able soundtrack!

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  14. 14.   Andy Beaton Says:

    It really looks like his hair was on fire

  15. 15.   Opiecan Says:

    The real question- what was being baked?

    *Note one minute later*

    Carne Asada!

  16. 16.   Paul Says:

    I see Marylin Manson.

  17. 17.   Eli Says:

    Jesus Grease?

  18. 18.   Jason Says:

    That’s not Michael. The pan has a nose.

  19. 19.   Nevy C Says:

    Looks like Woody Allen with a black eye.

  20. 20.   treelobsters Says:

    That’s it! It’s Woody Allen in that robot get-up from Sleeper.

  21. 21.   kikilis Says:

    the face here looks so natural

  22. 22.   Sili Says:

    I can’t see Jackson. It looks like Dr Evil with a black eye and a scorched back head.

  23. 23.   Andrew Says:

    With as many “different” faces as MJ had…
    Just to be safe keep your children away from thriller grease!

  24. 24.   Deepsix Says:

    Nosferatu or Darth Vader without the helmet.

  25. 25.   DaftRascal Says:

    The supposed Lenin image is actually of a man with very different impact on the world. Click my name to see the answer.

  26. 26.   MPG Says:

    Looks more like David Bowie in his Diamond Dogs-era getup to me, complete with the famous eye-patch (okay, on the wrong eye, but still…).

  27. 27.   Owen Says:

    Yes, I was with the helmet-less Darth Vader, myself. But man… get that into some soapy water, will ya?

  28. 28.   Flying sardines Says:

    Well I always thought Whacko Jacko was a bit of a greaseball & it sure looks like he’s gone from black to (very) white there … ;-)

    (Desperately trying not to quote a heap of NSFW Michael Jackson jokes …) ;-)

  29. 29.   Old Muley Says:

    I think it’s a contemplative David Bowie.

  30. 30.   TA Says:

    It’s Edith Piaf.

  31. 31.   Stone Age Scientist Says:

    Hmmm, he looks sad.

  32. 32.   Jeffrey Ellis Says:

    Wow, the resemblance is eerie. It even has the burn marks.

  33. 33.   Flavia Says:

    OMG, is that for real??? LOL
    Michael Jackson will become a new JC?????

  34. 34.   Flavia Says:

    P.S.: Sorry for the bad english…

  35. 35.   Quiet Desperation Says:

    He was only the “King Of Pop” because he demanded to be called that, and the media capitulated.

    1992. Look it up if you don’t believe me.

    If I recall, it’s about the time Prince changed his name to a weird symbol. It was retconned to “Love Symbol #2″. Argh! Why do I even know that?!

    Anyway, look like the face on Mars to me.

  36. 36.   badgeen Says:

    did someone melt the plastic man again??? you sure thats food?

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