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XKCD and B612



XKCD comic panel about an asteroid

I love XKCD, as do about a billion other geeks like me. But I’ll admit, one reason I’m linking to this particular one is so I don’t get a hundred emails telling me to link to it. I got the joke pretty quickly without having to read the alt text, in case you’re curious. But then, I read a lot about asteroids. And I’m a dork.

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August 2nd, 2009 11:22 PM by Phil Plait in DeathfromtheSkies!, Humor | 38 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

38 Responses to “XKCD and B612”

  1. 1.   Darren Garrison Says:
    August 2nd, 2009 at 11:34 pm

    No snake, no sale.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8mJsgPj1iU

  2. 2.   Gilles Says:
    August 2nd, 2009 at 11:48 pm

    I don’t read a lot about asteroids, but I read Le Petit Prince when I was a kid.

  3. 3.   Supernova Says:
    August 2nd, 2009 at 11:56 pm

    What is essential is invisible to the eye…

  4. 4.   Nentuaby Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 12:56 am

    :(

  5. 5.   Quiet Desperation Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 1:04 am

    Yeah! Death to the monarchy!

  6. 6.   jz Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 1:26 am

    What no off shore oil drillers?

  7. 7.   MHS Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 1:29 am

    Love Le Petit Prince!

  8. 8.   Kelley Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 2:14 am

    The Little Prince is one of my favorite books (even still) – thank you! So funny. :)

  9. 9.   Funkopolis Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 2:40 am

    Having been forced to read Le Petit Prince in high school, I’ve had this fantasy many times. That flower had it coming…

  10. 10.   enneract Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 2:43 am

    yea, I still don’t get it.

  11. 11.   Andrew Bolton Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 5:38 am

    …and for those of us who look at this blankly and think “Le Petit Prince? is that supposed to help?”

  12. 12.   Matthias Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 5:44 am

    This one hurt badly.

  13. 13.   Jon F Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 5:57 am

    Well, then you can get one hundred emails telling you to link this MttS gem (also from this morning):

    http://www.marriedtothesea.com/080309/homeopathic-research.gif

  14. 14.   Ariane Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 6:05 am

    I don’t get it. Can someone enlighten me pretty please?

  15. 15.   Mike Torr Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 6:15 am

    I didn’t get the reference either. But Wikipedia is your friend :)

  16. 16.   T.E.L. Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 6:21 am

    That can’t be B612. B612 has three volcanoes. I see only one.

  17. 17.   MadScientist Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 6:25 am

    Awesome – I always wanted to do that to the little prince.

  18. 18.   Jay Lake: [links] Link salad, chum candy edition Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 6:33 am

    [...] xkcd plumbs the depths of crossover fanfic — (Snurched from Bad Astronomy Blog.) [...]

  19. 19.   dhtroy Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 6:41 am

    For those of you seeking enlightenment on what makes this so funny, please go have a look at the Wikipedia entry on “The Little Prince”

    Linkage:
    The Little Prince

  20. 20.   Ariane Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 6:47 am

    Ah yes, I get it now. What would we do without Wikipedia?

  21. 21.   Jack Mitcham Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 6:51 am

    Weird, I’ve never heard of The Little Prince until just now.

  22. 22.   Chris Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 7:05 am

    That made me snort my coffee. But then I am easily amused.

  23. 23.   !AstralProjectile Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 8:10 am

    25:00
    15:00
    05:00
    6h:00
    8h:00
    Lh:00

    (The ‘h’ is supposed to represent an upside-down ’4′)

  24. 24.   treelobsters Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 8:15 am

    This one’s getting a lot of negative comments on reddit. Looks like not everyone is familiar with The Little Prince.

  25. 25.   Gary Ansorge Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 10:16 am

    SETI researcher:

    “Cool! We just found extraterrestrial life,,,oops, we just blew it up,,,never mind”.

    Never having heard of the Little Prince, that was my first thought upon viewing the cartoon,,,

    Gary 7

  26. 26.   Michael L Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 10:26 am

    My first thought was that NASA faked the mission, and the rover landed in some kids backyard. I actually laughed at that… :(

  27. 27.   The Chemist Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 10:26 am

    I was about to send you an email about this myself, but then I thought, “Nah, let me see if he already linked to it.”

    The Little Prince is one of my favorites as well. I’m surprised more people haven’t heard of it, it should be up there with Alice in Wonderland in my opinion.

  28. 28.   marianna Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 11:52 am

    ah, i get it now. Thanks for the ‘princely’ tip y’all.

  29. 29.   Pieter Kok Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 11:59 am

    I find XKCD very much hit and miss, but this is definitely a hit (har har).

  30. 30.   andy Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    Nuclear weapons: the baobab to end all baobabs.

  31. 31.   IBY Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    hahaha! I also got the joke immediately. Poor Little Prince…

  32. 32.   Sarah E Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    According to Wikipedia, St-Ex also has his *own* asteroid now:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2578_Saint-Exupéry

  33. 33.   Keith Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    He won’t have to worry about cleaning out those little volcanoes anymore.

  34. 34.   Calli Arcale Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    Sarah E — there’s also asteroid 46610 Besixdouze. “besixdouze” is basically B-612 in French. ;-)

  35. 35.   warbaque Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 5:17 am

    Calli Arcale — And B612(hex) = 46610(dec) :)

  36. 36.   Steve Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 8:43 am

    In the same vein. . . In high school earth science class, we watched a short film called “Mind Slaughter”. It was about a project to terraform Mars. A manned visit to the terraformed planet discovered that there was previously undiscovered subterranean intelligent life on Mars, that had been wiped out by the effects of terraforming. The deceased “intelligent life” was modeled using dryer hose.

    I doubt the government would try to “terraform” using nukes. . . but then again. . .

  37. 37.   Petrolonfire Says:
    August 5th, 2009 at 12:02 am

    I doubt the government would try to “terraform” using nukes. . . but then again. . .

    This government – no.

    The last govt, OTOH, with Bush Junior in charge … sure would! ;-)

  38. 38.   Plutonium being from Pluto Says:
    August 5th, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    Don’t I recall reading somewhere in a book by a certain Mr Plait that nuking an asteroid would likely only make things worse anyway? ;-)

    Blowing it up would only mean a hail of radioactive metorites all ploughing down and causing even more impacts at multiple locations rather than just a one crater deal. Or so I gather …

    Add a coat of paint, or some precise rockets & shift B-612 outta the way instead & everybody wins! :-)

    Well, except for those who hate the book (why?) but, frankly, they’ve got issues …

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