Almost honest. No exercise in the world will give you six-pack abs if you don’t have the genes to give you a six-pack. But way better than your average infomercial. I’m tempted to buy it just because they entertained me.
Fine. I still don’t even get an “awaiting moderation” message.
Instead of just writing on wrapped bales, Markus Schmidt spelled out the question, and in German no less. I tried to link to the story, but you’ll have to take his name and google it your own darn selves.
come someone tell me why embedded youtube vids don’t show up. i am using Mozilla Firefox up to date with all the plug ins. i click on the first link in this article and it links to an article with a youtube clip. it doesnt show up. youtube works just fine when i am on that site
#1: My dad has that exact piece of exercise equipment. I have no idea where he got it from, but I’m fairly certain it was NOT from a TV ad. (Wouldn’t be surprised if it was at the Navy Exchange.)
The wheel will not give you great abs unless you also burn enough calories to dramatically reduce the fat on your abdomen and/or have the right genetics for 6 pack abs.
Since it was labeled honest advertising, I expected him to mention that somewhere in the commercial. Since he did not, I do not consider it honest advertising. If it is just a parody, and it is often impossible to tell without further examination (Creationists are just one example of this), then it is funny.
#2… meh. Am I the only honest one who is willing to say that I don’t really care? I mean, I’m sure they’re happy, and that’s great, but really… two people who I have have never met getting engaged doesn’t actually make *me* happy.
Wow. I live in Underhill and I didn’t see the marriage haybales. How inattentive am I? It looks like it’s closer to Cambridge and I’m a bit farther North…
Wished I’d seen it, it would have made me laugh.
(I always like the wrapped haybales. They look like gigantic marshmallows)
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August 28th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Thanks for passing on Thing 2. THAT was made of win.
August 28th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
On the WWH (watch the video first), how can I send a check for the full amount if they don’t give the S&H cost?
I think I’ll stop by the local hardware store and see how much a wheelbarrow wheel and some PVC pipe would cost.
J/P=?
August 28th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Thing 2 made me happy. I will have to go home and listen to Thing 1 cause I would probably laugh too hard for work.
August 28th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
I found that second item offensive since I am against hay marriage.
August 28th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Almost honest. No exercise in the world will give you six-pack abs if you don’t have the genes to give you a six-pack. But way better than your average infomercial. I’m tempted to buy it just because they entertained me.
//Not really tempted. But they did entertain me.
August 28th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Thing #2 was nice. Creative.
August 28th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
I knew what they were, but when I opened the link, for the first fraction of a second I saw:
“Halle Berry marrage proposal”
August 28th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Thing 2 makes me proud to be a Vermonter
August 28th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Fine. I still don’t even get an “awaiting moderation” message.
Instead of just writing on wrapped bales, Markus Schmidt spelled out the question, and in German no less. I tried to link to the story, but you’ll have to take his name and google it your own darn selves.
August 28th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
come someone tell me why embedded youtube vids don’t show up. i am using Mozilla Firefox up to date with all the plug ins. i click on the first link in this article and it links to an article with a youtube clip. it doesnt show up. youtube works just fine when i am on that site
August 28th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Holy Cow! Those are the largest marshmallows I’ve ever seen!
Now, we just need giant Graham Crackers, vast amounts of chocolate, probably a crane to lift it and a REALLY big fire.
August 28th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
That is awesome! Made me smile, too.
August 28th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
re: no. 2:
Awwww… happy now
August 28th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
I own a wheel with handles. Have had it for years. The only six-pack is in the fridge. No BS.
August 28th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Ah I miss living in Burlington.
@Heidi
You’ve got that right! 802 represent!
August 28th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
4. Ben Says:
I found that second item offensive since I am against hay marriage.
Classic! LOL. Winner of the thread already methinks.
August 29th, 2009 at 12:30 am
They’ve banned round hay bales here. The cows weren’t getting a square meal.
August 29th, 2009 at 12:41 am
Congratulations to the couple but those remind me of molars.
August 29th, 2009 at 2:23 am
#1: My dad has that exact piece of exercise equipment. I have no idea where he got it from, but I’m fairly certain it was NOT from a TV ad. (Wouldn’t be surprised if it was at the Navy Exchange.)
#2: Awwww!
August 29th, 2009 at 10:50 am
#1 reminds me of Family Guy for some resaon.
August 29th, 2009 at 11:57 am
Was that a proposal to the Olympic swimmer, or a different Natalie Coughlin?
August 29th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
That made me CRY.
*sniff*
August 29th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
#2 was literally TOO cute.
yeah, a romantic i’m not.
hoo-rah for bitter cynicism
August 29th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
The wheel will not give you great abs unless you also burn enough calories to dramatically reduce the fat on your abdomen and/or have the right genetics for 6 pack abs.
Since it was labeled honest advertising, I expected him to mention that somewhere in the commercial. Since he did not, I do not consider it honest advertising. If it is just a parody, and it is often impossible to tell without further examination (Creationists are just one example of this), then it is funny.
August 29th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Cute!
August 30th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
#1 was great. I want one.
#2… meh. Am I the only honest one who is willing to say that I don’t really care? I mean, I’m sure they’re happy, and that’s great, but really… two people who I have have never met getting engaged doesn’t actually make *me* happy.
August 31st, 2009 at 6:33 am
Wow. I live in Underhill and I didn’t see the marriage haybales. How inattentive am I? It looks like it’s closer to Cambridge and I’m a bit farther North…
Wished I’d seen it, it would have made me laugh.
(I always like the wrapped haybales. They look like gigantic marshmallows)