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Two things that made me happy today



The title is true.

Thing 1: Honest marketing. Made of win.

Thing 2:

Hay bale wedding proposal

What can this mean? Click it to find out. Wonderful.

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August 28th, 2009 1:30 PM by Phil Plait in Humor | 27 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

27 Responses to “Two things that made me happy today”

  1. 1.   Janiece Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    Thanks for passing on Thing 2. THAT was made of win.

  2. 2.   John Paradox Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    On the WWH (watch the video first), how can I send a check for the full amount if they don’t give the S&H cost?

    I think I’ll stop by the local hardware store and see how much a wheelbarrow wheel and some PVC pipe would cost.

    J/P=?

  3. 3.   Kevin Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    Thing 2 made me happy. I will have to go home and listen to Thing 1 cause I would probably laugh too hard for work.

  4. 4.   Ben Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    I found that second item offensive since I am against hay marriage.

  5. 5.   t3knomanser Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    Almost honest. No exercise in the world will give you six-pack abs if you don’t have the genes to give you a six-pack. But way better than your average infomercial. I’m tempted to buy it just because they entertained me.

    //Not really tempted. But they did entertain me.

  6. 6.   Todd W. Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    Thing #2 was nice. Creative.

  7. 7.   !AstralProjectile Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    I knew what they were, but when I opened the link, for the first fraction of a second I saw:

    “Halle Berry marrage proposal”

  8. 8.   Heidi Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    Thing 2 makes me proud to be a Vermonter :)

  9. 9.   John Armstrong Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    Fine. I still don’t even get an “awaiting moderation” message.

    Instead of just writing on wrapped bales, Markus Schmidt spelled out the question, and in German no less. I tried to link to the story, but you’ll have to take his name and google it your own darn selves.

  10. 10.   SkepticSnarf Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    come someone tell me why embedded youtube vids don’t show up. i am using Mozilla Firefox up to date with all the plug ins. i click on the first link in this article and it links to an article with a youtube clip. it doesnt show up. youtube works just fine when i am on that site

  11. 11.   dhtroy Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    Holy Cow! Those are the largest marshmallows I’ve ever seen!

    Now, we just need giant Graham Crackers, vast amounts of chocolate, probably a crane to lift it and a REALLY big fire.

  12. 12.   Jewel Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    That is awesome! Made me smile, too. :-)

  13. 13.   AJ Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    re: no. 2:

    Awwww… happy now

  14. 14.   NASAMan Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    I own a wheel with handles. Have had it for years. The only six-pack is in the fridge. No BS.

  15. 15.   Scott Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    Ah I miss living in Burlington.

    @Heidi
    You’ve got that right! 802 represent!

  16. 16.   Plutonium being from Pluto Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 10:26 pm

    4. Ben Says:

    I found that second item offensive since I am against hay marriage.

    Classic! LOL. Winner of the thread already methinks. :-)

  17. 17.   stevesliva Says:
    August 29th, 2009 at 12:30 am

    They’ve banned round hay bales here. The cows weren’t getting a square meal.

  18. 18.   Tim G Says:
    August 29th, 2009 at 12:41 am

    Congratulations to the couple but those remind me of molars.

  19. 19.   Catbunny Says:
    August 29th, 2009 at 2:23 am

    #1: My dad has that exact piece of exercise equipment. I have no idea where he got it from, but I’m fairly certain it was NOT from a TV ad. (Wouldn’t be surprised if it was at the Navy Exchange.)

    #2: Awwww! :)

  20. 20.   Pieter Kok Says:
    August 29th, 2009 at 10:50 am

    #1 reminds me of Family Guy for some resaon.

  21. 21.   The Science Pundit Says:
    August 29th, 2009 at 11:57 am

    Was that a proposal to the Olympic swimmer, or a different Natalie Coughlin?

  22. 22.   Mary Says:
    August 29th, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    That made me CRY.

    *sniff*

  23. 23.   mccaviston Says:
    August 29th, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    #2 was literally TOO cute.
    yeah, a romantic i’m not.
    hoo-rah for bitter cynicism :-D

  24. 24.   Rogue Medic Says:
    August 29th, 2009 at 7:57 pm

    The wheel will not give you great abs unless you also burn enough calories to dramatically reduce the fat on your abdomen and/or have the right genetics for 6 pack abs.

    Since it was labeled honest advertising, I expected him to mention that somewhere in the commercial. Since he did not, I do not consider it honest advertising. If it is just a parody, and it is often impossible to tell without further examination (Creationists are just one example of this), then it is funny.

  25. 25.   Christina Viering Says:
    August 29th, 2009 at 9:07 pm

    Cute!

  26. 26.   Joey Joe Joe Says:
    August 30th, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    #1 was great. I want one.

    #2… meh. Am I the only honest one who is willing to say that I don’t really care? I mean, I’m sure they’re happy, and that’s great, but really… two people who I have have never met getting engaged doesn’t actually make *me* happy.

  27. 27.   arkonbey Says:
    August 31st, 2009 at 6:33 am

    Wow. I live in Underhill and I didn’t see the marriage haybales. How inattentive am I? It looks like it’s closer to Cambridge and I’m a bit farther North…

    Wished I’d seen it, it would have made me laugh.

    (I always like the wrapped haybales. They look like gigantic marshmallows)

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