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O no!

This animation is a pretty good lesson in chemistry … but I’m not sure it’s all that safe for little kids.


No, that helium atom was not me in middle school. But I never dated the Hydrogen twins either. I guess my life is a little bit more Boron than Oxygen.

Tip o’ the O2 tank to BIL Chris Setter.

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June 3rd, 2010 7:35 AM Tags: chemistry
by Phil Plait in Humor, Science | 36 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

36 Responses to “O no!”

  1. 1.   Chris Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 7:58 am

    Arrgg, sooo many errors. Electrons group in threes now?

  2. 2.   Todd W. Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 8:03 am

    I guess my life is a little bit more Boron than Oxygen.

    That’s pretty elementary.

  3. 3.   IVAN3MAN AT LARGE Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 8:13 am

    The Hydrogen twins + the Oxygen atom = Ménage à trois. ;-)

    (Definitely not safe for little kids!)

  4. 4.   Casey Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 8:17 am

    I was hoping that Sodium would join their threesome.

  5. 5.   IVAN3MAN AT LARGE Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 8:29 am

    I cannot Barium these silicon puns!

    P.S. “Intelligent Design” and “Electric Universe” are both just Hafnium-Arsenic pseudoscience!

  6. 6.   Pieter Kok Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 8:33 am

    That is great, and I’m sure my four-year old will love that!

    As for the “not for little kids”, that’s nonsense. Your own dirty minds are running overtime. :)

  7. 7.   Ossigeno nel campo giochi… Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 8:41 am

    [...] Bad Astronomy) Se ti è è piaciuto il post, forse ti può interessare anche:Space Shuttle time [...]

  8. 8.   Oxygen Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 8:44 am

    [...] (Doff o’ the hat to Phil Plait.) [...]

  9. 9.   Todd W. Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 8:47 am

    @IVAN3MAN

    Can’t we just iron out our differences? I mean, I zinc you’re taking it a little too seriously.

  10. 10.   Carey Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 8:53 am

    There’s potential here. Both for more interactions with oxygen, and for more videos of other elements.

    But it looks like it was just a one-time school project. Sad.

    Someone call George Hrab and have these guys make a video for his songs about the elements.

  11. 11.   Rob Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 8:54 am

    Re: electron groups in threes – isn’t that just Oxygen’s outer six conveniently split up so they don’t get all over the place?

  12. 12.   Paul Turnbull Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 8:58 am

    Wonderful and perfectly fine for kids.

  13. 13.   Kat W Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 9:11 am

    That’s hilarious! XD

  14. 14.   schism Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 9:16 am

    Re: electron groups in threes – isn’t that just Oxygen’s outer six conveniently split up so they don’t get all over the place?

    Or fewer things to animate.

  15. 15.   fluffy Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 9:26 am

    I take issue with the mixed metaphors here. Are those individual atoms? Are those the incarnate personifications of the element in general? NERD RAGE GROWING

  16. 16.   Bruce Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 9:26 am

    I think the IRONy would be lost on the little ones.

  17. 17.   IVAN3MAN AT LARGE Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 9:35 am

    @ Todd W.,

    I Cæsium your point, but Sulphur it has Lead us nowhere.

  18. 18.   Mort Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:04 am

    I know, my pun is SODIUM, but I couldn’t bite my TUNGSTEN.

  19. 19.   Messier Tidy Upper Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:21 am

    LOL. :-)

    The original funny video here & # 9 Todd W. too. :-D

    Just one nit to pick – Oxygen repels Helium – does it really? I didn’t know that – or if I did I’ve forgotten.

    Plus doesn’t Helium escape our upper atmosphere being too light to be retained by Earth’s gravity hence we don’t have it but Jupiter does?

    Finally, I wonder if Oxygen could find a friend at last there with stainless steel? -)

    PS. @ Whoever made that clip – please make some more with other elements too. That was neat. :-)

  20. 20.   Pi-needles Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:31 am

    Those puns are gold but I do wonder about some of the Praseodymium. ;-)

    ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Praseodymium )

  21. 21.   Pi-needles Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 10:39 am

    Maybe they should have Oxygen meet Magnesium? ;-)

    No, that helium atom was not me in middle school.

    Sadly, the Helium atom *was* me in primary school days.

  22. 22.   Todd W. Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 11:06 am

    @Pi-needles

    Maybe they should have Oxygen meet Magnesium?

    I’m sure it would be a relationship full of heat. An energetic, but short-lived tryst.

  23. 23.   Todd W. Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 11:14 am

    I’m starting to think we could all really bond over this. Judging from the comments, I think there’s a lot of chemistry between the posters. I mean, how could we not with a role model like the BA, with his silver tongue?

  24. 24.   Non-Believer Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 11:21 am

    Its a marvelous video. I hope someone takes the idea forward.

  25. 25.   Keith (the first one) Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 11:23 am

    Aww. They’re so cute. I feel a bit sorry for He though, poor thing.

    I like how when the 2nd H jumps on O, they briefly make the shape of the water molecule before splashing.

    One slightly annoying inconsistancy. If He floats up, why don’t the H twins float up too?

  26. 26.   DrFlimmer Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 11:36 am

    @ Keith (the first one)

    Well, actually Hydrogen flows up and escapes even easier than Helium. That’s why we have no free hydrogen in our atmosphere (which is good…). Another point is that unlike Helium Hydrogen easily couples with any other atom, it is very reactive, just like Carbon and Oxygen (e.g.). So, whenever there is some free Hydrogen, like those twins, they will react almost immediately with something else, they have no time to escape (unless the react with each other ;) ) – and the video would have been less cool when the H twins just flew away before poor Ox met them.

  27. 27.   agentsarahjane Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 11:50 am

    @ 11 Rob:
    Oxygen has 6 valence electrons in its “p” orbital so the animation is right. :) . I don’t remember everything from high school chemistry but I remember this! (Thanks Mr Harville!) :-P

  28. 28.   Rory Kent Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    @Chris
    “Arrgg, sooo many errors. Electrons group in threes now?”

    I really wish the creators of these videos would just Thorium-Indium-Potassium.

  29. 29.   Keith (the first one) Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 12:32 pm

    @DrFlimmer

    Maybe their shoes were just really heavy, and that’s what kept them on the ground. I was gonna say their bows but they float down after the reaction so it wouldn’t have been them.

  30. 30.   Simiankolya Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    Wow, I wish I had seen that back in the day. I bet I would have done much better in Chemistry in high school and college if that was our curriculum… although, I wonder how they’d explain organic chemistry with similar metaphors.

    If we’re going to keep kids interested in basic science, there need to be a lot more entertaining teaching tools like this available.

  31. 31.   jcm Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 2:22 pm

    This is also cool:

  32. 32.   Jess Tauber Says:
    June 3rd, 2010 at 6:49 pm

    These puns have Gold me to no end, but I see not point in Carbon about it further.

    Jess Tauber

  33. 33.   DaveS Says:
    June 4th, 2010 at 12:16 am

    I think it was cool that the oxygen character was pale blue.

  34. 34.   Stan9FOS Says:
    June 4th, 2010 at 6:32 am

    Very cute. Reminds me of the old Disney educational films they showed us in elementary school; “Donald Duck in Mathemagic Land” and the like. Yes, I’m that old.
    Plus, that Alka-Seltzer video is way cool, indeed. Thanks, jcm.

  35. 35.   The Evil Eyebrow » Chemistry Lesson Says:
    June 5th, 2010 at 5:26 am

    [...] Saw it on Bad Astronomy [...]

  36. 36.   Interesting Stuff: Early June 2010 « The Outer Hoard Says:
    June 6th, 2010 at 9:05 pm

    [...] a couple of humorous videos. One about chemistry and the other demonstrating a working lego-and-texta [...]

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