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Compasskirt

I love geeks. I love clever people. I love sciencey stuff.

So this fills my heart with squishiness: a skirt with rows of lights that illuminate when facing north:


Make those LEDs red and every astronomer could use it. Not to mention campers, hikers, and let’s face it, nerds like all of us. I would dance all night with someone wearing this.

Want one? She’s selling kits so you can make one yourself!

Of course, in 2012* when the poles flip the skirt will light up when facing south. Oh! I know! You could wear it backwards. Problem solved.

Tip o’ the compass needle to that bon vivant, Josh A. Cagan.




* This is a joke, OK? A joke. If you actually think I am being serious about 2012, then I suggest you check your tin foil beanie for breaches.


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July 30th, 2010 12:00 PM Tags: 2012, compass, skirt
by Phil Plait in Cool stuff, Geekery, Humor | 40 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

40 Responses to “Compasskirt”

  1. 1.   Pete Says:
    July 30th, 2010 at 12:24 pm

    Someone else has made a belt (or maybe shoes) that buzz when you are facing north. Nothing like positive reinforcement to teach orienteering!

  2. 2.   Chris Says:
    July 30th, 2010 at 12:26 pm

    I’d like to see that next to a NMR!

  3. 3.   ChazInMT Says:
    July 30th, 2010 at 12:43 pm

    OMG, yer so like, Totally dumb, When (and I do mean WHEN) the poles flip, you just wear it inside out!

  4. 4.   DrFlimmer Says:
    July 30th, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    So, if I were to dance with such a skirt, I could dance with Phil Plait all night! Sounds good on a first thought.

    Not so good any more, on a second one.

    No, we won’t do that. That is the third and final thought. Sorry, you’re unfortunate, Phil! ;)

  5. 5.   Piesquared88 Says:
    July 30th, 2010 at 12:53 pm

    Everyone knows what to do when things aren’t going well. You re-name it. Or redefine north. Either works.

  6. 6.   Evo Terra Says:
    July 30th, 2010 at 1:06 pm

    DOOD! Huge opportunity to market a Mecca-pointing burka to the Muslim world. We’ ll be rich!

  7. 7.   Berlzebub Says:
    July 30th, 2010 at 1:28 pm

    @ Evo Terra:
    ROTFLMAO

    Re: The skirt

    I’m thinking about a modification to have it put on the brim of a hat. If you want to face North, you turn until the lights come on. If you want to find out what direction your facing, you take the hat off and use it like a compass.

    Personally, I’ll just use my watch (provided there’s daylight).

  8. 8.   Non-Believer Says:
    July 30th, 2010 at 1:34 pm

    Being a natural slut, I would have put this on a T-shirt – with “Check out my Northern Lights” written in LED across the chest.
    She definitely needs to capitalize on this idea. It could so pay for a new telescope.

  9. 9.   HairybuffM Says:
    July 30th, 2010 at 1:51 pm

    :O I’d wear this skirt ANYDAY! so cool!

  10. 10.   NAW Says:
    July 30th, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    This is really cool. This can be worked into so many somewhat useful things.

  11. 11.   Calamity Janeway Says:
    July 30th, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    Geeks rule!!

    Speaking of LED lights and clever people….my hockey coach is a robotics engineer. He made a target thingy (scientific term!) for us to use when our goalie couldn’t make it to practice. It had lights in each corner of the net that were mounted on pieces of car mats. The contraption (do I know my scientific terms or what?!) would randomly light up one of the corners for the incoming shooter to aim at. If you hit it all the lights flashed. You could see in his eyes how excited he was about his creation as he made adjustments to the sensitivity settings etc.

    It was super cool for about 10 minutes until someone’s shot shattered the housing of the control box thingy hanging off the crossbar. That actually made him happy because then he got to build a better housing.

  12. 12.   Richard Hendricks Says:
    July 30th, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    Yeah, why limit yourself to just one color designating North? You could do all kinda of crazy things like setting up persistence patterns if you spin fast enough.

  13. 13.   jcm Says:
    July 30th, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    ” I would dance all night with someone wearing this.”

    I’m pretty sure Mrs. BA would love it.

  14. 14.   mariana Says:
    July 30th, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    oooooo i wants it, precious. shiny. There are many applications for this thing, as mentioned. She should branch out and capitalize on it. Tricky part might be getting the local declination set so it will register true north and not magnetic north.

  15. 15.   Andy Beaton Says:
    July 30th, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    You could wear it backwards. Problem solved.

    No, you have to stand on your head when you wear it.

  16. 16.   Samantha Says:
    July 30th, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    There’s another skirt out there with a similar concept – very awesome, using an accelerometer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df4aRbmQfjQ

    When I saw the video to this at first glance, I thought is was the same thing. :)

  17. 17.   Sili Says:
    July 30th, 2010 at 8:07 pm

    She should hook up with the Utilikilt people.

  18. 18.   JB of Brisbane Says:
    July 30th, 2010 at 9:25 pm

    Have you ever had this conversation?

    “Stop turning the map around!”
    “I can’t, I have to know which way I’m going!”
    “Look, the top of the map’s north…”
    “WHO THE HELL CARES WHERE NORTH IS? I JUST WANNA GET HOME!” (cries)

    Here’s the solution. Chalk up another one to technology.

  19. 19.   MadScientist Says:
    July 31st, 2010 at 1:26 am

    Is that geographic north or magnetic north, and does it work while performing a coordinated turn?

    @mariana #14: just plug in your iPhone; it can get the GPS position and either get the local magnetic deviation from the GPS or look it up on the web. Hmm .. I wonder if someone’s already written an iSkirt app for that …

    Now for red LEDs … I’d use red laser diodes and really dazzle everyone. No need to worry about lawsuits – no one will remember what you look like.

  20. 20.   Michel Says:
    July 31st, 2010 at 3:37 am

    Now, if it was a kilt I wanted one, But a skirt?

  21. 21.   Lugosi Says:
    July 31st, 2010 at 4:49 am

    Why does the phrase ‘snowing down south’ keep coming to mind?

  22. 22.   mahlersoboes Says:
    July 31st, 2010 at 9:20 am

    I’m not sure exactly what this says about me, but I was sold the second that Dirty Projectors song started playing! :P

  23. 23.   Tim G Says:
    July 31st, 2010 at 12:13 pm

    I agree with Andy (#15). When the poles flip, the wearer has to flip as well. It is only logical.

  24. 24.   Markle Says:
    July 31st, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    @19 Madscientist What? Are you suggesting wires? That’s what bluetooth is for.

    Of course, we’d have to preemptively confront the “low-intensity RF give you ovarian cancer” conspiracy freaks….

  25. 25.   AndroidAstro (Formerly EarlsTV) Says:
    August 1st, 2010 at 11:53 am

    >”Of course, in 2012* when the poles flip the skirt will light up when facing south. Oh! I know! You could wear it backwards. Problem solved.”

    The amount of time I spent laughing at that comment belies my nerdiness. The pity of it all is that everyone I know thinks I’m laughing at the 2012 reference.

    I may actually have an opportunity to go the the South Pole this winter (summer there). I’d like to see how the skirt behaves there. Alas, I’ll have to be satisfied just to play with my phone’s compass app and a magnetic compass from my Cub Scout years. I don’t think I’ll be doing much dancing while I’m there.

  26. 26.   Kompass-skjørt ? | Imagine Says:
    August 1st, 2010 at 3:24 pm

    [...] Idè hentet fra: BadAstronomer [...]

  27. 27.   Alan Says:
    August 1st, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    Wow, she’s beautiful.

    Cool skirt, too.

  28. 28.   Rory Kent Says:
    August 1st, 2010 at 6:32 pm

    This aluminium isn’t working! I need steel!

  29. 29.   Crux Australis Says:
    August 1st, 2010 at 8:15 pm

    Dear Meredith,
    will you marry me?
    Love, Crux Australis.

  30. 30.   Brian Too Says:
    August 1st, 2010 at 11:16 pm

    Even more than the idea, I get a chuckle out of the dancing girl.

    However I think this is a bit of a one-trick pony. It needs something more, something to put it over the top. Here’s my idea: Get multi-coloured LED’s and colour code them for the 4 compass directions. All the lights are on at once, but as you change direction the lights change colour, perhaps blue for north, yellow for south, and so forth.

    If that will consume too much power (or is a little too day-glo), simplify it down. Have a single row of multi-coloured LED’s in the front only. Otherwise it’s the same idea. That way the wearer gets the best effect of their own garb.

    Still, hats off to the designer. She made something unusual and fun with a science twist. It’s not every day a person can say they did that!

  31. 31.   Space Bear Says:
    August 2nd, 2010 at 10:33 am

    Smart girls are so hot. Watch the longer youtube clip, Meredith’s redheaded interviewer had a sexy brain too! Hubba Hubba.

  32. 32.   Willard Says:
    August 2nd, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    z

  33. 33.   Willard Says:
    August 2nd, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    Best not wear this in Boston, it will be sure evidence you are a terrorist wearing an infernal machine.

  34. 34.   Trebuchet Says:
    August 2nd, 2010 at 5:57 pm

    For more Meredith Scheff go to http://steampunkworkshop.com/.

  35. 35.   Meredith Scheff Says:
    August 2nd, 2010 at 9:32 pm

    From the maker:
    Thanks. Wanna dance?

  36. 36.   Space Bear Says:
    August 3rd, 2010 at 11:34 am

    Meredith, you geekphrodesiac. Do you live in Chicago? And like space? And Bears? ‘)

  37. 37.   Robert Carnegie Says:
    August 4th, 2010 at 7:13 am

    As for dancing: the person who has the compass should be leading, I think.

    Meanwhile the Daleks are designing a new model to add to their range – but fortunately they haven’t yet decided what colour it should be (don’t help).

    According to Aristotle and apparently someone called Abba Benjamin, it makes a difference whether some other things are done north-south or east-west, too. I suppose you can still use the skirt… In fact I’m looking at a Google Books page that also says that Talmudic medicine says you can tell whether an embryo is male at forty-one days, and tell whether it is female at eighty-two days. Uh, hey, guys, do you think… well, anyway, apparently you could just have used a compass in the first place. (I heard about this from the “QI” television programme.)

    As described, the skirt is indeed using magnetic north… how about a hat brim that has different colour LEDs for north and south, so that one of the two is always in your peripheral vision – or do you then need east and west as well?

    I believe you can buy an honest-to-GPS true-north(?) compass for around $30?

  38. 38.   Robert Carnegie Says:
    August 7th, 2010 at 8:09 pm

    And do techies make passes at girls who wear GPS glasses?
    http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/blog-post/1726374/boffins-gps-glasses

  39. 39.   Rok kompas LED | mantulmantul.com Says:
    August 15th, 2010 at 11:05 am

    [...] via [...]

  40. 40.   lei Says:
    May 9th, 2011 at 2:35 am

    We’ll make one of that effect with men’s garments too. It will be more unique when bordered with lanyards . :D

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