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I lava science!

Why do we scientists do what we do?

Because we love it. Because we’re driven by the need to know, the need to understand, the need to explore what’s around the next corner. And we’ll dedicate our education, our career, and our lives to do it.

But I suspect some of us are just thrill-junkies. Like this guy:

Holy molten magma! Look, astronomy can be dangerous. Seriously; we work at high elevations, there’s heavy equipment, and sometimes dangerous chemicals.

But that guy? Yikes. He should be more careful. Even if any spheroidal part of him were made of brass, that still has a melting point of 900° C, well below that of the lava he’s trying to collect.

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July 26th, 2011 12:42 PM Tags: lava, volcanology
by Phil Plait in Cool stuff, Humor, Science | 30 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

30 Responses to “I lava science!”

  1. 1.   Larian LeQuella Says:
    July 26th, 2011 at 1:17 pm

    What if those spheroid parts were made of titanium? Then at least those parts would survive, right? :)

  2. 2.   Josie Says:
    July 26th, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    I was thinking admantium :P

    mmmmmmwolverine……

  3. 3.   MrTemple Says:
    July 26th, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    One man’s brave is another man’s stupid.

  4. 4.   Douglas Troy Says:
    July 26th, 2011 at 3:26 pm

    On my top 10 list of things I’d like to do before I die, walking insanely close to an active volcanic lake in a fire proof suit is NOT on that list.

  5. 5.   Joshua Zelinsky Says:
    July 26th, 2011 at 3:46 pm

    Hmm, I think the next time anyone asks me why I’m a mathematician I’m just going to say “Because I’m a coward.”

  6. 6.   Dark Jaguar Says:
    July 26th, 2011 at 3:51 pm

    Live bold and chase your dreams!

  7. 7.   Murff Says:
    July 26th, 2011 at 3:59 pm

    Richard Hammond from Top Gear on the narration…sweet!

  8. 8.   RaginKagin Says:
    July 26th, 2011 at 4:59 pm

    Um….pass…

  9. 9.   Oana Says:
    July 26th, 2011 at 5:30 pm

    He walked up there himself? I thought that’s what grad students are for…

  10. 10.   Graham Says:
    July 26th, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    I saw this show the other day on BBC. It’s called, “Richard Hammond’s Journey to the Centre of the Planet”.
    It was an ok show, nothing that I haven’t seen before. Iain Stewart did it better and more compelling on “Earth: Power of the Planet” and “How the Earth made us”.
    There were some nice CGI imaging of the Earth and everything was explained in a nice clear manner. Perhaps a little dumbed down might be the major criticism.
    But then if Hammond can get the Top Gear demographic watch some real science then that’s gotta be a good thing.
    (Speaking of Top Gear presenters doing good science)I recommend watching “James May on the Moon” and “James May at the Edge of Space”, both excellent shows.

  11. 11.   Mike Says:
    July 26th, 2011 at 7:05 pm

    Holy crap that is cool. I mean hot. Real hot.

  12. 12.   Sam H Says:
    July 26th, 2011 at 7:31 pm

    “Science isn’t about why, it’s about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won’t hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired! No, not you, test subject, you’re doing fine. Yes, you! Box your stuff! Out the front door! Parking lot! Car! Goodbye!”
    -C. Johnson

    (^’K I know it’s only half-related, but I have literally been waiting for a post related to dangerous science for a long time just so I could drop this epic quote. :D ;) )

  13. 13.   Jennifer Says:
    July 27th, 2011 at 12:01 am

    That crater always fools me. I saw it first on the Big Picture website and if asked to guess the height of the rim after seeing the first photo, I would have said oh, a couple of metres. Yeah, right. Not exactly.
    I grew up with the movies made by the Kraffts and I’ve always wonder how lava would feel like if we could touch it. Do volcanologists gets this urge to touch it, like that voice that tells you to jump when you’re standing on a ledge?

  14. 14.   Jennifer Says:
    July 27th, 2011 at 12:03 am

    That crater always fools me. I saw it first on the Big Picture website and if asked to guess the height of the rim after seeing the first photo, I would have said oh, a couple of metres. Yeah, right. Not exactly.
    I grew up with the movies made by the Kraffts and I’ve always wonder how lava would feel like if we could touch it. Do volcanologists gets this urge to touch it, like that voice that tells you to jump when you’re standing on a ledge?

    (I apologise if this is a double comment, but it looks like the site ate the first one)

  15. 15.   Kathy King Says:
    July 27th, 2011 at 12:12 am

    “Class A moron.” -30 Rock

  16. 16.   MadScientist Says:
    July 27th, 2011 at 12:45 am

    Rule #1 is don’t fall onto it. If you can follow that, you’ll be OK. I think one of the biggest risks is standing on what you think is solid ground just to find out it’s a thin layer of fragmented glass with a large void underneath – worse still the void has molten rock on the bottom. Lava generally moves slowly, so unless your’e at a fresh eruption which happens to have fast moving lava, you’ll probably be OK. Now as for going into a crater to see a molten pool at the bottom – you can avoid hot spots because you can sense the heat, but good luck avoiding gases like CO2.

  17. 17.   darkgently Says:
    July 27th, 2011 at 1:37 am

    You know you’re doing something insane when *Richard Hammond* says that it’s too dangerous. ;)

  18. 18.   Pete Jackson Says:
    July 27th, 2011 at 4:41 am

    As far as I know, nobody has tried scuba-diving in a lava lake. Things you would need:

    1)Titanium air tanks. Especially strengthened to withstand the pressure generated when the air in the tanks heats up.

    2)Goggles made of fused quartz.

    3)Tungsten weight belts, and a lot of them because the lava is much denser than water; it takes a lot of weight to sink down. And the standard lead weights would just melt away.

    4)Special diving computers geared to the high specific density of the lava – 100 feet of water equals about 30 feet of lava. You want to make sure you don’t get the bends!

    5)Ice for cooling. Lots and lots and lots of ice.

    Anything else?

  19. 19.   Scott W Says:
    July 27th, 2011 at 5:44 am

    Interesting, the music is from The Dark Knight. It’s the end of the track titled “Aggressive Expansion.” The BBC has deep pockets or good connections. Or both. The track title is also amusingly appropriate.

  20. 20.   CodyC Says:
    July 27th, 2011 at 6:21 am

    @15

    I think your missing your diamond wetsuit?

    let me know how that goes for you, could be onto something here…

  21. 21.   Ray Says:
    July 27th, 2011 at 10:44 am

    In the name of science, I am skeptical about how dangerous this activity is. Please cite safety data.

  22. 22.   Shaun Says:
    July 27th, 2011 at 2:13 pm

    I kept expecting someone to break out into “Boom de ah da”.

  23. 23.   Tony Says:
    July 27th, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    If I am not mistaken, this scientist was the first person to reach the edge of the lake and live. About a dozen before him died. I believe I read that in a news article a few months ago.

    Some may praise this action as reaching for your dreams. So this guy can now claim to be the first, and for time being, only person to stand at the top of the lake’s edge and look at the lava. Does this really impress you? It impresses me in a different way. I am amazed that people with Phd’s are still capable of ridiculous choices.

  24. 24.   Jens Says:
    July 27th, 2011 at 4:59 pm

    #23 Tony says: “I am amazed that people with Phd’s are still capable of ridiculous choices.”

    We are all going to die. What is the most noteworthy goal of our time here? To live to be 100? To achieve amazing results? We all make our choices. There’s nothing “ridiculous” about that scientist’s choice, in my view.

  25. 25.   Joseph G Says:
    July 28th, 2011 at 4:00 am

    I think I know who’s getting a volcano on Io named after him…

    Srsly, I’ve seen this footage before, but it never ceases to amaze me. I mean damn – sure, lava on a gently sloping surface may move slowly, but what about a lake of the stuff behind a natural dam that suddenly breaks?

  26. 26.   Joseph G Says:
    July 28th, 2011 at 4:06 am

    @22 Shaun: “I love volcan- *sudden rumbling* ARGGGGH!”

  27. 27.   How To Study A Volcano | Surprising Science Says:
    July 28th, 2011 at 7:47 am

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  28. 28.   Tony Says:
    July 28th, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    @24 Jen. Risking your life for no noteworthly gain is foolish. How is this person’s life really better after doing this? How about the people he knows? I wonder how thrilled his parents must be to see him do this? How about his wife and kids?

    This past year I recently achieved a personal life goal; I published a book. Though I have no delusions that it will make the NY Times Best Sellers list, I still achieved something that will bring happiness and joy to my family, friends, and myself. What kind of happiness does what this person did bring to other people?

  29. 29.   MaDeR Says:
    August 1st, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    I know one thing… first thought was “Dwarf Fortress”. Sad, isn’t it?

  30. 30.   James Says:
    August 4th, 2011 at 9:21 am

    @28 Tony.

    I think it’s fair to say that guy has brought a little ray of sunshine into the lives of most people that have watched that, which since it was on the BBC and now the internet means several millions of people worldwide.

    @19 Scott W.

    The Beeb puts that Dark Knight music on absolutely everything these days, so they are getting their monies worth out of it.

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