Comments on: CUSTOMER DOESN’T CHEESE

By: tracer

tracer — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 23:33:45 +0000

I’m guessing “CUSTOMER DOESN’T” was supposed to read, in full, “CUSTOMER DOESN’T WANT”, but they couldn’t fit all that text.

By: Matzerath

Matzerath — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 23:14:24 +0000

They call it ‘Cheesing’ because it’s fon-to-due.

By: Stuartg

Stuartg — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 04:18:20 +0000

Home grown avocados can be found at 5 for $2 in NZ, but they really charge for the cheeseballs.

By: Mike V

Mike V — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 01:51:30 +0000

The cheese abides.

By: aznable

aznable — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 22:03:55 +0000

He plays Zerg and doesn’t 6pool.

Obviously.

By: JulieMTL

JulieMTL — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 20:37:17 +0000

Look s like a credit for a removed item and a reason must be given for the product refusal. There is limited space in the description field. Data entry clerk left out a word to fit field.. (High price for cheese.) For self check out if you want to remove an item, you have to get a clerk. Was the customer short of funds to pay total or personal budget exceeded?

By: Argus

Argus — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 16:56:32 +0000

I guess that customer wasn’t worried about an “out of cheese” error.

By: JMW

JMW — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 07:38:45 +0000

In the Soviet Union, cheese does you!

Which, when you think about it…never mind.

By: knobody

knobody — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 23:37:27 +0000

the customer doesn’t cheese.
the customer is always right.
therefore, cheese is always right.

By: Craig

Craig — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 22:33:51 +0000

“Verbing weirds language.” — Calvin and Hobbes

By: Thomas Siefert

Thomas Siefert — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 22:05:39 +0000

Good morning, Sir. Welcome to the National Cheese Emporium!

By: Chris Pemberton

Chris Pemberton — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 20:55:30 +0000

Blessed are the cheesemakers!

By: Svlad Cjelli

Svlad Cjelli — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 15:54:41 +0000

Yeah, enough with the Radiant Mafia Twin Strike, or Rocks Fall Everybody Dies.

By: Daniel J. Andrews

Daniel J. Andrews — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 15:48:15 +0000

Yeah….I don’t get it. But if it is a meme being born, I’ll at least have the reference right when I hear it again.

Really though, what does the store mean when they say “customer doesn’t cheese”? Whatever it is you didn’t do brought your total down by 9 dollars. Are they rewarding you for not getting artery-clogging foods? If you had skipped the dbl dipped choc pean would you have also received money for not subjecting your pancreas to an onslaught of sugar? If I go into that store and only buy fresh vegetables and fruits, and dried lentils and beans for soups, would a grocery store trip result in a net gain in my pocket book? Is this a new way to help people improve their poor eating habits and fight the obesity epidemic–in time for New Year resolutions too?

On reflection, I suppose they charged you for an item you didn’t have or decided not to take once you saw the price. sigh.

By: Josh

Josh — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 15:40:47 +0000

I think it’s the original version of Duvall’s “Charlie don’t surf” line from Apocalypse Now.

By: Jack

Jack — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 15:16:30 +0000

Tara Li #23: It’s a parable. It refers to all makers of dairy products.

By: KAE

KAE — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 14:41:12 +0000

“Any Norwegian Jarlsberger, per chance?”

By: Dave

Dave — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 14:34:04 +0000

Better question Messier Tidy Upper #27 – why is *antisesquipedalial* such a long word?

By: Peter B

Peter B — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 13:17:35 +0000

Tara Li @ #23 said: “I got nothing. Can I buy a clue or dozen on what the hell this about?”

By: Moose

Moose — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 11:43:50 +0000

All Hail Supervisor #206 – Bringer of cheesey refunds! (Cheesefunds?)

By: Jeffersonian

Jeffersonian — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 11:41:42 +0000

If you cheese you don’t get the discount. The larger discount is held back for when the customer doesn’t waffle.

By: QuietDesperation

QuietDesperation — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 09:39:09 +0000

close, but not as nasty as the ass. snacks I found here in Uganda

Please tell me you meant assorted snacks.

Landlocked nations always have poor snackfoods. It’s one of the unexplained freakonomic mysteries of global commerce.

By: Wouter

Wouter — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 09:18:50 +0000

close, but not as nasty as the ass. snacks I found here in Uganda one time..

By: J.J.E.

J.J.E. — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 08:05:47 +0000

You used to cheese like me, then you took an arrow to the knee?

That’s alright, I’ll show myself to the door…

By: Renee Marie Jones

Renee Marie Jones — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 07:21:20 +0000

The cheese stands alone.