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Praying Allah carte

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I often wonder why people are so gung ho about getting prayer in school. Shouldn’t we be worrying more about edumacating the kids?

Of course, I could write reams about this, but I won’t bother: Saganist nails it.

I remember when I was in high school and there was some talk about putting prayer in the schools. I had an agreement with a friend what we would do if it passed. We would both stand up together during the prayer time, take our left arms and put them over our heads to touch our right ears, stand on one leg, make rapid random movements with our right arms, and scream "Aglaglaglaglaglaglaglaglaglaglaglagla!!" as loudly as we could.

If the teacher tried to stop us, we would say our religion demanded that we do this. I sometimes wish that the anti-Constitutional forces in the area had gotten their way. What fun we would’ve had…

June 30th, 2009 12:26 PM by Phil Plait in Piece of mind, Religion | 78 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

Soul proprietor

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Some of the secondary and tertiary news sites (the kinds with "Buy your Estonian bride online!" ads) are saying that a bank in Latvia called Kontora will give people loans for up to roughly $1000. Not bad, but the catch? You have to sign over your immortal soul.

First, I think this is a bad deal for them in many cases. I know that as collateral, for example, my soul may not be worth all that much. It’s been through a lot and is no longer in mint condition — more like poor-to-fair, with some tears, and stains… and I’m pretty sure the binding is missing.

Second, um, how do they collect? I’m sure we’ve all heard of harassing phone calls and the occasional broken knee from the collection guys. I don’t see how this might work though. What kind of extraction tool would they use? A scythe? A golden trump? Beating me with a Pearly Gate?

And third: if they did try to collect, I would declare moral bankruptcy. What can they do? In my case, it’s an act of God.

Tip o’ the halo to Jamiebb.

June 29th, 2009 10:30 AM by Phil Plait in Humor, Religion | 42 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

Major Texas win!

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Texas isn’t so doomed after all: the state Senate rejected creationist Don McLeroy to head up the Board of Education!

Can I hear a W00t from the choir?

W00t!

McLeroy is a far-right ideologue who has done nothing but obstruct real education efforts in the Texas BoE for years now. He’s the goofball who said "Someone has to stand up to experts!" — because heaven forbid someone with actual knowledge be used to advise the board — and has done all sorts of dodgy things to ram his agenda through.

Now I can hope he’ll go pick up his dentistry practice again, where he’ll no doubt wind up causing less pain to kids.

But don’t think everything is rainbows and unicorns in the Lone Star State now. Governor Rick Perry is the one who picked McLeroy in the first place, and now has to replace him… and the vote to confirm McLeroy was 19 to 11 (it needed a 2/3 majority to pass, so the rejection barely squeaked by), meaning Texas could still see another BoE chair in the "know-nothing creationist hell-bent on shredding the Constitution" category. As we’ve seen, there are plenty to choose from.

So Texans beware! You’ve earned some breathing room. Catch your breath, but be ready to start this fight all over again.


Texas: not quite doomed this time


May 28th, 2009 4:25 PM by Phil Plait in Antiscience, Piece of mind, Politics, Religion | 43 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

Hail Marmite, full of grace

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Jesus of the marmite

Maybe it’s just me, but if I were omnipotent and omnipresent, I don’t think I’d fool around making my visage appear in a jar of yeast extract spread.

But that’s just me.

Not everyone agrees with me (as usual). For example, here is evidence that Jesus has appeared in the lid of a jar of Marmite. For those not in the know, Marmite is a toxic substance some people put on toast or bread. They claim it’s edible, but their judgment is suspect.

Besides, it’s clearly not Jesus anyway. I know who it really is:


Marmite Jesus versus Spinal Tap


People tend to see religious icons in random patterns, but when it comes to pareidolia we sometimes have to set our sights lower. Like, say, with the patron saint of quality footwear.

Hello Cleveland!

May 28th, 2009 12:30 PM by Phil Plait in Humor, Pareidolia, Religion | 53 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

The evolution of creationist astronomy

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Oh you wacky creationists! You make it all too easy. A warning: while easy, it does take some time to debunk a creationist’s blatherings. So I indulge your allowance of this somewhat lengthy dissection.

As you may recall, last week I took a creationist to task for creating (haha!) a video about astronomy as told from a young-Earth creation viewpoint. That is, one that is completely wrong.

Now, I did decline to debunk his video on its claims, as I’m rather a busy guy these days, and all his arguments boil down to "science doesn’t know this yet", which is a losing fight and always will be. That "yet" will kill you. Science learns, while dogma doesn’t.

Instead, I challenged him on the use of the world "evolution", because it’s painfully obvious he is using it as a buzzword meant to sway people emotionally, and not rationally. Evolution is of course a word used like a blunt instrument by creationists to gather the flock… and then, usually, shear them. And when they use it, it’s also very clearly an allusion to biological evolution.

Well, the guy who created the video, Spike Psarris, has posted a rebuttal! He does indicate that I don’t attack his specific points, but as I said clearly I didn’t intend to as there’s no need.

What I find fascinating is his long discussion about the word "evolution". Now, let me say that he makes a point when he says astronomers use the term themselves. I never deny that, of course, because I am very familiar with the term. Astronomers use the phrase stellar evolution to mean the physical changes a star undergoes as it ages. For example, a star like the Sun will eventually become a red giant when there is no longer any hydrogen in its core available for fusion. That’s one stage in its stellar evolution.

I’ll be the first to admit it’s a poor term. It was borrowed from biologists, obviously, but the meaning was changed. While biological evolution is change over time, it’s the way a species changes over time (or more accurately, the alleles in that species’ chromosomes). In astronomy the term is used for an individual star (and sometimes, but less often, for other objects like galaxies and planets). So it’s really not the best term to use for astronomy.

However, Mr. Psarris is sneaky. He says that since astronomers use the term, it’s OK to call astronomers evolutionists! But I call shenanigans on him. First, as I said, it’s clear that is not why he uses the term in the video. Second, calling astronomers evolutionists because they use the term themselves is like calling doctors "tongue depressorists" or calling carpenters "ladderists". It’s one aspect of a much larger field.

Third, (in general) creationists deny biological evolution can happen. Is he then using the term because he is saying that astronomical evolution can’t happen either? Because we do see stars exploding, and we’ve seen stars undergoing individual changes that fall under the astronomical use of the word evolution.

We also know planets change over time (even creationists have to admit that; in their mythology the Flood of Noah was a global change), as do galaxies… of course, they would deny we see galaxies change, since that takes millions of years. But we can look at millions of galaxies and see them at different stages in their lives, proving the astronomical flavor of evolution statistically. In fact, we see remnants of galaxies eaten by our Milky Way, showing it has definitely changed over time.

So by calling us evolutionists, what exactly is Mr. Psarris trying to do? I maintain my original point: despite his attempt at misdirection in his rebuttal, it’s still clear that the reason he uses that word is to generate an emotional response in his listeners. It’s as hollow and empty a use as any other political term hung by one group on an opposing group. Anti-choice, pro-abortion; neither is entirely accurate, and both clearly were coined just to elicit a visceral response, not a rational one.

Another point. He makes a big deal claiming that I call him a liar in my previous post. In fact I do not, and I never use that word. I imply he has born false witness, but actually that literally means not telling the truth. That’s different than a lie; people can simply be wrong, and think they are right.

That may seem like I’m splitting hairs, but I would argue that bearing false witness would include using a term you know is not really appropriate even if you think that the core of your argument is correct. It’s a method of speaking that is less than truthful without actually being a lie.

I think that’s what’s happening here. If he was simply mistaken in the arguments in his videos, he was already on shaky ground. But his rebuttal takes a big old jackhammer to his stance; it’s clearly a thinly-veiled attempt to justify his misuse of the term "evolutionist".

Oh, one more thing, too. Active, vocal creationists are nothing if not ironic. About my arguments he says:

Well, when your gun is out of bullets, you have to shoot blanks.

There’s a debating tactic that’s as old as the ancient Greeks. When your opponent is correct and you can’t refute his arguments, you use an ad hominem attack instead.

In fact, I do not use an ad hominem attack: I don’t attack him personally at all, I attack his (mis)use of a word. He is also setting up a false argument here; you can use an ad hominem when your opponent is dead wrong, too. Just because one person uses an ad hominem — which, remember, I did not — does not mean the other person’s arguments are right.

So his methodology is clear: misdirections and distraction. As for his claims themselves… if someone wants to sit through his sample videos and provide arguments for or against what he is claiming, please feel free to do so in the comments here. I’ll note that a lot of his references are old; some predate or come early on in the Galileo mission, when a lot of things were discovered about Jupiter that took some time to explain. I welcome any planetary scientists who wish to talk about this!

[Update: It’s been brought to my attention that other sites have debunked these specific claims point by point, like PseudoAstro (which is now in my RSS feed reader!) and World of Weird Things.]

May 28th, 2009 10:01 AM by Phil Plait in Antiscience, Astronomy, Piece of mind, Religion, Science | 190 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

Creationist (heh) Astronomy (HAHAHAHAHAhahahaha)

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If it weren’t so freaking irritating, I’d laugh over the video called "Our Created Solar System" presented at a website called Creation Astronomy. As you might expect, it’s purporting to have evidence that the Universe isn’t 13.7 billion years old, but is instead some integrally-multiple number of begats old.

Creationist astronomy
Now with 100% fewer facts!!!

I watched the Jupiter video until all I could hear was a loud buzzing sound punctuated by the word "evolution". Last I recall, evolution was the change in allele frequency over time… Jupiter has chromosomes? Are creationists that confused?

Well, certainly many are, but why ascribe to ignorance what can be ascribed to misdirection? The creator of the video obviously uses the word evolution over and over again because it’s a buzzword likely to sway people predisposed against science to agree with the bizarre version of reality he espouses, even though he must know that evolution has nothing to do with astronomy.

Hmmm. Bear false witness much?

The nonsense pouring forth from those videos would carve the Grand Canyon in just days*. It would be interesting to debunk the garbage presented point by point– in the sense that it would be interesting to slowly push a red-hot knitting needle into my ear — but there’s no need. Debunking that video is like trying to cure chicken pox one scab at a time. It’s all "god of the gaps" nonsense, "science can’t explain this or that", with them always and forever forgetting the one word that changes everything:

"Yet".

Tip o’ the dew shield to PZ.





*See what I did there?

May 22nd, 2009 6:00 AM by Phil Plait in Antiscience, Astronomy, Debunking, Religion, Science | 150 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

Oh, Texas, this guy runs your school board?

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If you ever want to see just how far people will go to deny reality and promote antiscience, then look no further than dyed-in-the-wool creationist Don McLeroy, who is the Chairman of the Texas State Board of Education. This has to be watched to be, well, believed:


Yes, someone has to stand up to experts! Because what do they know with all their facts, research, data, and, um, expertise?

Wow. Simply wow.

Mind you, there were some issues with McLeroy’s nomination recently to stay as head of the Board but, bowing to pressure from the far-right religious faction in Texas, the state senate nomination committee has put his name on the floor for confirmation. PZ has the details.

I’ll add here, once again, that I am not attacking Texas as a whole. That would be foolish. I am however attacking those in power who would use that power to teach that which is clearly wrong, attack that which is clearly right, and thinly disguise what they’re trying to do: overthrow the First Amendment and instate a theocracy. It’s really just that simple.


Texas: doomed


Tip o’ the ten gallon (yet empty) hat to Robert Luhn, Director of Communications for the NCSE.

May 21st, 2009 10:30 AM by Phil Plait in Antiscience, Piece of mind, Religion, Science | 155 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >