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Ye Devill’s Witch-Crafte

by Sean

Ben Sargent.

September 1st, 2005 8:23 AM
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5 Responses to “Ye Devill’s Witch-Crafte”

1. 1.   spyder Says:
   September 1st, 2005 at 4:58 pm

   The hurricane is proof that god is punishing the wicked i guess….

2. 2.   Risa Says:
   September 1st, 2005 at 5:01 pm

   No joke spyder, some people are saying just that:

   Repent America says that God “destroyed” New Orleans because of Southern Decadence, the gay festival that was to have taken place in the city over the Labor Day weekend.

   “Southern Decadence” has a history of filling the French Quarters section of the city with drunken homosexuals engaging in sex acts in the public streets and bars” Repent America director Michael Marcavage said in a statement Wednesday.

   “Although the loss of lives is deeply saddening, this act of God destroyed a wicked city.” Marcavage said. “From ‘Girls Gone Wild’ to ‘Southern Decadence’, New Orleans was a city that had its doors wide open to the public celebration of sin. May it never be the same.”

   “Let us pray for those ravaged by this disaster. However, we must not forget that the citizens of New Orleans tolerated and welcomed the wickedness in their city for so long,” Marcavage said.

3. 3.   Mark Says:
   September 1st, 2005 at 10:01 pm

   Marcavage is just not telling us what we in other cities need to know! Will the drunken titty parties OR the drunken man-on-man action lead to a city’s smiting, or do you have to have both? If both are carried out by sober people does it count? What about if just one is carried out by drunks? If the lubricant used is blessed by a priest does that make everything OK? What about if there’s no homosexuality, but all the drunks are having heterosexual sex while mentally picturing Michael Marcavage being sodomized by Pat Robertson? Will a city be OK then?

   Sorry if this sounds flippant, but I’ve got a long weekend coming up and clearly some planning to do if I’m not going to be biblically punished by a petty, teetotal, sexually repressed deity.

   Wonder what He’s got in store for all the rich sinners who got out in time?

4. 4.   Risa Says:
   September 1st, 2005 at 10:22 pm

   It gets better Mark, on Fox they had a guy talking about how the people are looting because we don’t teach the Bible in schools (and Bill O’Reilly is talking about how they should be shot on sight) — it couldn’t possibly be because they have no clean water or food, could it?

5. 5.   Mark Says:
   September 1st, 2005 at 10:34 pm

   Imagine I just uttered an expletive out loud while reading that, almost waking my wife. Because I did.