Marvellous Nobel Antics

by cjohnson in Entertainment, Humor, Science | 23 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >
October 4th, 2005 11:25 AM

So I read that Barry Marshall, one of the Nobel Prize winners for medicine this year, tried to convince the community of the “bloody obvious” (his colleauge’s words …gotta love those Aussies) discovery that the bacterium Heliobacter pylori caused stomach ulcers by swallowing a vial of the bacterium.

From a BBC article:

Mr Marshall, whom his wife describes as having a “dreadful sense of humour”, eventually swallowed Heliobacter pylori, the bacterium they believed responsible for stomach ulcers, and became very ill.

Now, that’s all well and good. But I can’t help but think that in the Marvel universe, instead of getting the Nobel prize, he would have had to become a superhero or supervillain: Either Heliobacter Man, or Pylori (quite a bit more hip; probably drawn in Seinen manga style), or if he were younger, he’d be maybe Ulcer Boy….

-cvj

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23 Responses to “Marvellous Nobel Antics”

  1. 1.   Athena Says:

    Now that’s a level of commitment few scientists would have the stomach for!

    (Oh, I know it’s bad, but I just had to…)

    BTW, swallowing pernicious microorganisms kinda reminds me of that sixties’ sci-fi movie, “The Flesh Eaters.” The mad scientist in that movie had someone unknowingly swallow a glass containing the flesh-eating bacteria to see what would happen.

  2. 2.   janet Says:

    Yes, it really took guts to do that!

  3. 3.   Clifford Says:

    I actually found the news hard to swallow at first.

    -cvj

  4. 4.   Elliot Says:

    Was this a full blown article or just a digest?

  5. 5.   citrine Says:

    I guess you are what you eat.

  6. 6.   spyder Says:

    Ulcer Man w/ his intrepid wiser sidekick “Alfred” Warren… that is..

    i noticed it was the young impestuous one who gobbled the brew.

  7. 7.   Clifford Says:

    But what’s his power, spyder?

    -cvj

  8. 8.   janet Says:

    Maybe his power would be the ability to transform matter by consuming and digesting it. Not the way that all of us do — his digestive tract would have to be able to take dangerous substances and render them harmless. Of course, this would make him one of the slower superheroes, unless he ate a really high-fiber diet.

  9. 9.   janet Says:

    No, wait: he would also be able to spew stomach acid at his enemies!

  10. 10.   citrine Says:

    Physics doesn’t provide much fodder for such dramatic self-experimentation, does it now?

  11. 11.   janet Says:

    I just told a friend who’s a medical illustrator about this discussion, and she said that the H. pylori is actually a very cute little bacterium — it looks like a paramecium with a party hat on. This suggests some costuming ideas for our hero. See, for example: http://www.cellsalive.com/helico.htm

    I should say in explanation, or possibly in my defense, that I’ve been thinking all afternoon about gastroesophageal reflux disease in premature infants, so I may be a little obsessed with GI disorders. I’ve developed great respect for the lower esophageal sphincter.

  12. 12.   Arun Says:

    Well, here is Newton, who stuck a knife behind his eyeball.

    I tooke a bodkine gh & put it betwixt my eye & [the] bone as neare to [the] backside of my eye as I could: & pressing my eye [with the] end of it (soe as to make [the] curvature a, bcdef in my eye) there appeared severall white darke & coloured circles r, s, t, &c. Which circles were plainest when I continued to rub my eye [with the] point of [the] bodkine, but if I held my eye & [the] bodkin still, though I continued to presse my eye [with] it yet [the] circles would grow faint & often disappeare untill I removed [them] by moving my eye or [the] bodkin.

    If [the] experiment were done in a light roome so [that] though my eyes were shut some light would get through their lidds There appeared a greate broade blewish darke circle outmost (as ts), & [within] that another light spot srs whose colour was much like [that] in [the] rest of [the] eye as at k. Within [which] spot appeared still another blew spot r espetially if I pressed my eye hard & [with] a small pointed bodkin. & outmost at vt appeared a verge of light.

    http://www.lib.cam.ac.uk/Exhibitions/Footprints_of_the_Lion/private_scholar.html

  13. 13.   Pyracantha Says:

    “Matter-eater Lad” from the planet Bismoll! (DC Comics, Legion of Super-Heroes)

  14. 14.   Sean Says:

    Arun, a knife? I had always thought it was a spoon. A knife is just crazy.

    But indeed, that’s what a bodkin is, apparently — although it may have been blunt.

  15. 15.   Clifford Says:

    Pyracantha! You know about Matter-eater Lad?! Wow! I had no idea that there were others out there who would recall DC’s (rather bizarre) Legion of Super-Heroes, never mind one of the “lesser” ones. In fact, my suggestion “Ulcer Boy” was to resonate with “Ultra Boy” in my mind, and I did notr trouble to explain it since I thought no-one would get it.

    Janet: I really like the way our superhero (if that is what he is) is shaping up….

    citrine: Oooooh, there are tons of imagined examples, some resulting in all sortsof outlandish things. And of course there’s the scientist in “The Fly”.

    -cvj

  16. 16.   Mark Says:

    I’ve always thought a bodkin was like a needle.

  17. 17.   JoAnne Says:

    Janet: Thank you for providing some nice Halloween costume ideas!

  18. 18.   Torbjorn Larsson Says:

    I would like the hero to be female instead; I cannot shake Pharyngulas description of flagellated bacterias ‘wiggly bottoms’ from my mind…

    ( http://pharyngula.org/ ; in a post describing an evolutionist prayer as a contrast to the creationist/fundamentalistic version.)

  19. 19.   Redshift Says:

    If he was a scientist and became a villain, he’d have to be “Doctor Pylori” or “Doctor Ulcer.” For some reason, villains are more likely to be “Doctor” than heroes, even scientist heroes (”Mr. Fantastic?”) Maybe it’s the absence of the superior attitude required to become a villain.

    Matter-eater Lad is a brilliant reference; I hadn’t thought of him. Of course, my knowledge of him is largely from the Legion of Substitute Heroes, rather than his original appearances.

    </geek>

  20. 20.   janet Says:

    My husband pointed out that deliberately doing something to yourself that results in superpowers generally turns you into a supervillain. I’m not enough of a comics afficionado to evaluate this statement.

  21. 21.   Clifford Says:

    I think that in most cases, yes, he’s right. I think that is one of the main themes of a lot of the original characters, and the tradition was followed quite strictly. But there may be exceptions.

    -cvj

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