Comments on: M(arriage)-Theory http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/cosmicvariance/2005/10/12/marriage-theory/ Random samplings from a universe of ideas. Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:54:19 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Eugene http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/cosmicvariance/2005/10/12/marriage-theory/comment-page-1/#comment-5170 Eugene Fri, 14 Oct 2005 21:46:30 +0000 http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/cosmicvariance/2005/10/12/marriage-theory/#comment-5170 Sean's site was funny. But what's funnier in that site is its Ads by Google : Christianity Free to Join. 1000's of pictures Of Beautiful Christian Singles www.loveandseek.com woowoo! Sean’s site was funny. But what’s funnier in that site is its Ads by Google :

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]]> By: Clifford http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/cosmicvariance/2005/10/12/marriage-theory/comment-page-1/#comment-5169 Clifford Thu, 13 Oct 2005 22:51:43 +0000 http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/cosmicvariance/2005/10/12/marriage-theory/#comment-5169 No doubt an isotope of "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Administratium" rel="nofollow">administratium</a>", discovered a long time ago, occuring naturally in the mineral bureaucatite? Seems to have very similar properties. -cvj No doubt an isotope of “administratium“, discovered a long time ago, occuring naturally in the mineral bureaucatite? Seems to have very similar properties.

-cvj

]]> By: spyder http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/cosmicvariance/2005/10/12/marriage-theory/comment-page-1/#comment-5168 spyder Thu, 13 Oct 2005 22:42:36 +0000 http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/cosmicvariance/2005/10/12/marriage-theory/#comment-5168 Another new element has been found too: Subject: New Element A major research institution has announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science - "governmentium." It has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 111 assistant deputy neutrons for an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons that are further surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like sub particles called peons. Governmentium has no electrons and is therefore inert. It can be detected however since it impedes every reaction it comes into contact with. A tiny amount of governmentium can take a reaction that normally occurs in seconds and slow it to the point where it take days. Governmentium has a normal half life of three years. It doesn't decay but "re-organizes", a process where assistant deputy neutrons and deputy neutrons change places. This process actually causes it to grow as in the confusion some morons become neutrons, thereby forming isodopes. This phenomenon of "moron promotion" has led to some speculation that governmentium forms whenever sufficient morons meet in concentration forming critical morass. Researchers believe that in Governmentium, the more you re-organize, the morass you cover. Another new element has been found too:
Subject: New Element

A major research institution has announced the discovery of the
heaviest element yet known to science – “governmentium.” It has 1
neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 111 assistant
deputy neutrons for an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held
together by forces called morons that are further surrounded by vast
quantities of lepton-like sub particles called peons.

Governmentium has no electrons and is therefore inert. It can be
detected however since it impedes every reaction it comes into contact
with. A tiny amount of governmentium can take a reaction that normally
occurs in seconds and slow it to the point where it take days.

Governmentium has a normal half life of three years. It doesn’t decay
but “re-organizes”, a process where assistant deputy neutrons and
deputy neutrons change places. This process actually causes it to grow
as in the confusion some morons become neutrons, thereby forming
isodopes.
This phenomenon of “moron promotion” has led to some speculation that
governmentium forms whenever sufficient morons meet in concentration
forming critical morass. Researchers believe that in Governmentium, the
more you re-organize, the morass you cover.

]]> By: Sean http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/cosmicvariance/2005/10/12/marriage-theory/comment-page-1/#comment-5167 Sean Thu, 13 Oct 2005 19:46:47 +0000 http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/cosmicvariance/2005/10/12/marriage-theory/#comment-5167 How about, "You see why tenure is useful?" How about, “You see why tenure is useful?”

]]> By: alfons http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/cosmicvariance/2005/10/12/marriage-theory/comment-page-1/#comment-5166 alfons Thu, 13 Oct 2005 19:27:40 +0000 http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/cosmicvariance/2005/10/12/marriage-theory/#comment-5166 Any comments on <a href="http://arxiv.org/abs/physics/0510102" rel="nofollow">this</a>? Any comments on this?

]]> By: Lil http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/cosmicvariance/2005/10/12/marriage-theory/comment-page-1/#comment-5165 Lil Thu, 13 Oct 2005 16:54:16 +0000 http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/cosmicvariance/2005/10/12/marriage-theory/#comment-5165 A physicist was able to get extramarital head without paying for it? Perhaps the prospects of "physicist as rock star" are looking up? (Just kidding!) A physicist was able to get extramarital head without paying for it? Perhaps the prospects of “physicist as rock star” are looking up? (Just kidding!)

]]> By: Sean http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/cosmicvariance/2005/10/12/marriage-theory/comment-page-1/#comment-5164 Sean Thu, 13 Oct 2005 04:42:33 +0000 http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/cosmicvariance/2005/10/12/marriage-theory/#comment-5164 Okay, I have to admit that was funny. <a href="http://www.iamanatheist.com/index.html" rel="nofollow">This, too</a>. (Via <a href="http://www.feministe.us/blog/archives/2005/10/12/go-now/" rel="nofollow">Feministe</a>.) Okay, I have to admit that was funny. This, too. (Via Feministe.)

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