Not in Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

by cjohnson

Well, Sean, JoAnne, Risa and Mark are probably off all getting ready to chomp down on lots of turkey, so as I’m holding the fort I get to be more excessive in my irrelevance than normal. Woo-hoo!

Here are some things that you won’t see in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parades that will be all over the news (including outside the USA) tomorrow. These are from the wonderful Doo Dah parade I told you about earlier.

There was a team of flamer eater/thrower people. Yes, her hoop is on fire at points around the edges:
flame thrower guyflaming hoop

The famous barbecue and hibachi grill team…. impressive as always…accompanied by their teams who lay down bursts of cannon fire….hot dogs and other tasty cooked stuff shoot from these cannons into the crowd. No, really.
hibachi team 2h1bachi team

This was simply lovely. I think that there was a political statement about housing somewhere in there, but I missed the sign…..
housing drill team

A simply bizarre set of wonderful homemade bike monstrosities (there was also a political point there, but I missed the sign):
odd bike things

The “Get a Life” marching band, all the way from Portland Oregon, showing that seniors can strut their stuff, shake what their mama gave them, and twirl their batons just as well as the skinny teenage wanna-be prom queens…. wonderful (how come a crowd always goes nuts when people play the Village People’s “YMCA”?):
get a life

This painter turns up every year and paints as he pushes his easel along:
painter on parade

A few smaller and no less clever things:
kid swap quarter dimesofa on wheels

There was a ton more. I took over 200 photos. But I’ll spare you from them…!

-cvj

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November 23rd, 2005 11:35 PM
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2 Responses to “Not in Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade”

  1. 1.   sisyphus Says:

    Hilarious! Thanx. Prompts me to say “God bless America!”. I guess it’s ok for me to say that even though I’m an agnostic; after all, how many Presidents from Hell have closed speeches with that line?

  2. 2.   Doo Dah! Doo Dah! - Asymptotia Says:

    [...] It is a lovely warm sunny day, so perfect for a parade. If you’re in Pasadena, or in the Los Angeles area at all, you should go! Here is a post with some pictures that I took last year. [...]