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Messin’ Up Your Game

by Sean Carroll

You know how George Bush is constantly admitting that he’s made grave mistakes, and apologizing, and hoping to do better in the future? Hmm, no, I guess you don’t. Meanwhile, Barack Obama is leading by example, as this excerpt from Wait Wait, Don’t Tell Me demonstrates. (Via Unfogged.)

The phone rings.

Lovelady: Lovelady. Newsroom.

Obama: Nicholas?

Lovelady: This is he.

Obama: Nicholas, this is Barack Obama.

Lovelady: Hey, how’s it going?

Obama: Man, I am calling to publicly apologize for messin’ up your game. I felt terrible. I didn’t know there were any ladies around. I just wanted to let you know that I’m deeply sorry. But if she was that superficial, then she wasn’t for you.

Lovelady: (chuckles) Well, I really appreciate it.

Obama: Well okay, man. Bye bye.

The call ends.

For context … read the whole thing. Audio here.

I would definitely vote for Obama if I hadn’t already pledged my support to The Editors.

How often do you get to vote for a dinosaur?

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December 8th, 2006 4:13 PM
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2 Responses to “Messin’ Up Your Game”

  1. 1.   Eugene Says:
    December 8th, 2006 at 5:23 pm

    Ah, WWDTM, merciless destroyer of my Sunday evening’s productivity.

  2. 2.   Now here’s a reason to dislike Obama « A Pedestrian View Says:
    December 8th, 2006 at 5:34 pm

    [...] Cockblocking is a punishable offense (ask JJ), whether intentional or unintentional. The apology doesn’t matter; the damage was done. I’m not going to give Obama the benefit of a doubt. You don’t have to be a learned man (or Learned Hand) to know this. I’ll give him a 3yr bar. To my vote, that is. [...]





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