http://www.nytimes.com/2007/03/11/magazine/11dark.t.html?pagewanted=1&ei=5087%0A&em&en=1e3e87968de1df72&ex=1173758400

Molecular scientist Robert Bohannon knows a way to cram even more obscene gratification into a doughnut. He has discovered the secret to infusing pastries with a non-bitter version of caffeine. If his innovation is adopted by bakers, a doughnut would not only be able to have its usual sugary kick, but could also deliver the punch of two cups of coffee. Judging from the current astrological omens, Pisces, I’d say you’ll soon be able to find a healthy metaphorical equivalent to this pathological marvel for your own use. In other words, you’ll intensify your enjoyment of an already fine pleasure.

The following are Pisces paradoxes:
a. People are more willing to accommodate your longings if you’re not greedy or grasping.
b. A good way to achieve your desires is to cultivate the feeling that you’ve already achieved them.
c. Whatever you’re longing for has been changed by your pursuit of it. It’s not the same as it was when you felt the first pangs of desire. In order to make it yours, then, you will have to modify your ideas about it.
d. Be careful what you wish for because if your wish does materialize it will require you to change in ways you didn’t foresee.

Review your own life and identify experiences that exemplify these four principles.

And oh to be 50 again, you are so (relatively) lucky and youth filled.

Two rules for men turning 50:
1) Never waste an erection.
2) Take care when you fart.

You were in Renton, Jennifer? One of the traditions in my youth was to get in the car on a Friday or Saturday night and drive up to Renton, cruising the Loop and looking for babes. You were probably literally a babe in 1975, or perhaps not even that much. If it weren’t for the unfortunate temporal displacement…

On other hand, have you checked it against a serious sky plot program for the same day?