Choose your favorite frame of reference, collapse your wavefunction, and estimate your error bars — we have a highly nontrivial day ahead of us. After years of contemplation, Talk Like a Physicist Day is finally here, as predicted. (Falsifiably!)
There is also a Facebook group, which I mention so that I can quote the comment left there by Phillip Fernandez:
Wow, this is like being in the ground state of a harmonic oscillator potential. It just doesn’t get any lower than this.
And today, instead of getting stuck in traffic, just tell your boss you were captured in a compression wave!
I’m sure you don’t need much more inspiration than that. But just to be sure…