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Want a Nice Gift for that Special Someone?

by John Conway

Do you have a significant other who is hard to shop for? Then you just might like to get them one of these subatomic particle plush toys. To show them you really care, you could get them the whole Lepton 6-Pack, or even the whole set with antiparticles! (If you are in a hurry, I think the tachyon ones arrive before you order them.) Don’t forget the Quantum Chromodynamic dots to hold the quarks together…

I have not figured out if this site is a joke yet, but they do appear to accept money. Happy shopping.

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July 10th, 2008 4:47 PM
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14 Responses to “Want a Nice Gift for that Special Someone?”

  1. 1.   Grant Morgan Says:
    July 10th, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    I’ve plush viruses available for sale for a couple years now, so I guess it was time plush subatomic particles.

  2. 2.   Flip Says:
    July 10th, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    As the proud owner of a full set of particles (but not the anti-particles… I’m on a grad student budget), I can vouch that the site isn’t a joke. :-)

    See the site’s “news” page http://www.particlezoo.net/news.html for some nice press they’ve been getting.

  3. 3.   Flip Says:
    July 10th, 2008 at 10:52 pm

    … actually, didn’t Sean post this some time ago?

    http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/cosmicvariance/2008/02/22/talk-like-a-physicist-day/
    :-)

  4. 4.   Kai Noeske Says:
    July 10th, 2008 at 10:57 pm

    :-) I want some DM to cuddle. Should *probably* be a bit more symmetric though (face in the center or one in each corner), or look more WIMPy…!

  5. 5.   Lore Says:
    July 11th, 2008 at 4:37 am

    Where are the sparticles? :(

  6. 6.   King Cynic Says:
    July 11th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    I took the lepton 6-pack, and I’ve got quite the buzz going on now.

  7. 7.   Peter Shor Says:
    July 11th, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    Notice that they give the mass of the Higgs boson as 144 Gev, well ahead of the LHC.

  8. 8.   Joshua Says:
    July 11th, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    So Awesome, I want them all! But a bit too pricey for us poor grad students.

  9. 9.   Excited Light - Plushy Photon Says:
    July 11th, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    [...] via: CosmicVariance [...]

  10. 10.   Tyler Says:
    July 11th, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    i just wish they actually looked more interesting. Idea: A+ execution: C

  11. 11.   chemicalscum Says:
    July 11th, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    Umm, judging by the photo they look a bit strung out.

  12. 12.   chemicalscum Says:
    July 11th, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    or maybe pea brained ?

  13. 13.   John R Ramsden Says:
    July 12th, 2008 at 5:34 am

    If you are in a hurry, I think the tachyon ones arrive before you order them.

    Tell me about it! My delivery of them turned up last month, but the box was empty.

  14. 14.   graviton383 Says:
    July 12th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    They obviously tunneled out of the box to another vacuum in the landscape.





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