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Cosmic Variance
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Letter to the Higgs

by JoAnne Hewett

Abstruse Goose, one of my favorite web-comics, has an open letter to the Higgs boson:

This is a great science-based comic strip – not only is it funny, but it’s the first time I’ve been represented as a comic super-hero.

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February 18th, 2009 11:36 AM
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12 Responses to “Letter to the Higgs”

  1. 1.   samson gable Says:
    February 18th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    is this suppose to sound like Neo at the end of the first matrix movie, because it is very similar

  2. 2.   Clerk Says:
    February 18th, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    Very Neoish indeed! I thought the samething; if CERN is Neo, and the Higgs is the Matrix. . . Who in the hell is Morpheus! ! !

  3. 3.   Mark Says:
    February 18th, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    First paragraph is from The Matrix, the last from Ocean’s 11. I don’t recognize the second paragraph.

  4. 4.   graviton383 Says:
    February 18th, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    Being at CERN right now & hearing the latest from the Fermilab Publicity Department this is simply hilarious!

  5. 5.   Qubit Says:
    February 18th, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    There’s no running and hiding, you probably find he’s been talking to everyone for the last 10 years.

  6. 6.   Low Math, Meekly Interacting Says:
    February 18th, 2009 at 10:30 pm

    This is the God Particle you’re mocking.

    Beware His/Her retribution. From the Gospel According to Gary…

    http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/cartoons30.html

  7. 7.   Kishan Yerubandi Says:
    February 19th, 2009 at 4:14 am

    Here’s a song about the Higgs, called:

    You’re My Higgs (High Energy Love Song)

    http://www.phys.uconn.edu/~yerubandi/myhiggs.html

  8. 8.   Winter Solstice Man Says:
    February 19th, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    Poor little Higgs. Look at how scared he is – and all he wants is to be left alone!

    You scientists keep your grubby little particle accelerators off of Higgs!

    Besides, you know what will happen if you do find the Higgs Boson: You will end up ripping open a hole in the fabrice of spacetime in the process and horrible creatures of immense power and destruction will be unleashed upon our Universe.

    Oh wait – we already had that for the last eight years, never mind.

  9. 9.   Too hilarious to not cite « The Gauge Connection Says:
    February 19th, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    [...] I have found this very nice piece of humor about Higgs particle at Cosmic Variance (see here). This text is a combination of quotes from famous movies. E.g., the last paragraph is taken from [...]

  10. 10.   Fermi-Walker Public Transport Says:
    February 19th, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    We know where you live and we know where your non-super symmetric partner goes to school

  11. 11.   ts Says:
    February 20th, 2009 at 12:06 am

    I missed the America’s Most Wanted episode for this one. I want to see John Walsh call him names. Did he call Higgs a slimeball?

  12. 12.   Micro Black Holes » Abtruse Goose Says:
    February 24th, 2009 at 11:24 pm

    [...] Cosmic Variance and The Gauge Connection has puzzled over This Abtruse Goose webcomic. It is believed the first [...]





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