Wave of the Future

by Sean

In the progression from magazines to blogs to Twitter feeds, the tea leaves are clear. I think we need a new social network, on which updates will take the form of nothing more than a single “0″ or “1″.

We can call it “Bitter.”

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February 23rd, 2009 7:04 PM
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17 Responses to “Wave of the Future”

  1. 1.   Peacnik Says:

    01001100 01001111 01010110 01000101

  2. 2.   tcmJOE Says:

    I’d imagine such a service would find much use for people who idly wonder “I wonder if so-and-so has dropped off the face of the Earth yet.” 0 for no, 1 for yes.

    It would serve an essential service like http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/

  3. 3.   Tim Says:

    zero

  4. 4.   Freiddie Says:

    01010011011001010111001001101001011011110111010101110011011011000111100100111111

  5. 5.   Peacnik Says:

    @Freiddie:

    1

  6. 6.   TheYear2000 Says:

    BINARY SOLO!!

    100010001010110001000100010001000

  7. 7.   Sean Says:
  8. 8.   Elliot Says:

    maybe John Wheeler can follow with “itter from bitter”

    e.

  9. 9.   Moth Eyes Says:

    2.

  10. 10.   greg Says:
  11. 11.   No. 9 Says:

    Twitterers (”Twits”) have already tried, and rejected that idea, in favor of an even more brief communication protocol developed by the government during the last administration: “Unary”, consisting solely of zeros.

  12. 12.   john Says:

    There are only 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those who do not.

  13. 13.   Gavin Flower Says:

    !

  14. 14.   luis sancho Says:

    lol rephrase, there are 2 species in the planet, machines who understand numbers and humans who used to understand wor(l)ds… and now understand nothing but worship machines who understand numbers… those are called… scientists

  15. 15.   Sili Says:

    4e 6f 77 2c 20 77 65 27 72 65 20 74 61 6c 6b 69 6e 67 2e 20 54 68 69 73 20 61 70 70 20 69 73 20 6d 61 64 65 20 66 6f 72 20 6d 65 2e

  16. 16.   agm Says:

    3 a 2 d 2 9

  17. 17.   cycleflight Says:

    @TheYear2000

    Affirmative.