Chrono-Synclastic Infundibulum

by Sean

I’m happy to announce that the first review of From Eternity to Here has appeared, over at Michael Bérubé’s blog. It has also appeared at Crooked Timber, a phenomenon that can ultimately traced to the holographic non-locality inherent in quantum descriptions of space as well as time.

Readers of underdeveloped imagination will wonder how a review could appear when the book has not yet been written. When one has mastered the mysteries of time, should anyone be surprised?

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March 11th, 2009 10:12 AM
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19 Responses to “Chrono-Synclastic Infundibulum”

  1. 1.   Sean Says:

    p.s. Many thanks to Elliot Tarabour for coaxing this palindromic masterpiece into existence!

  2. 2.   Tom_Fishman Says:

    Love the Sirens reference, it’s an all-time favorite. Can’t wait to check out the book!

  3. 3.   Matt Says:

    My word! The review is itself a crazy palindrome of its own! It took me a second to realize that it starts repeating itself backwards, albeit imperfectly, about half-way through, and it happened about half-way through, which took me a second to realize. The review is itself a crazy palindrome of its own! My word!

  4. 4.   Sean Says:

    Yeah, until Michael’s review, I hadn’t even realized that all I’m basically saying is that the multiverse is a palindrome. Sums it up nicely.

  5. 5.   Metre Says:

    I too have pre-read your book. However, I won’t spoil it for you by telling you how it ends.

  6. 6.   Ryan Says:

    I’m disappointed.

    I saw the headline on my RSS feed and desperately hoped for a post about the how-to of chrono-synclastic infundibulation – but that’s forthcoming, right?

    Or in the book?

  7. 7.   Elliot Tarabour Says:

    Are we not drawn onward to new era?

  8. 8.   Brian Says:

    After I have read the book I too will wish that I had pre-read it. However, I can’t spoil it by telling me how it begins.

  9. 9.   Bryan Says:

    Apparently Michael doesn’t know about the appendix at the end, in which you refute all his objections.

    I suppose book-draft deadlines just aren’t what they used to be, huh?

  10. 10.   Elliot Tarabour Says:

    I wonder if Julian Barbour will write a review saying Sean’s book doesn’t exist.

    x-post at American Airspace

  11. 11.   Michael Bérubé Says:

    It took me a second to realize that it starts repeating itself backwards, albeit imperfectly, about half-way through

    Well, it has to be an “imperfect” repetition, because after the midpoint of the review the book will have been published and then I wasn’t able to talk about it in the future perfect tense any longer.

  12. 12.   Eugene Says:

    haha very clever

  13. 13.   Pope Maledict XVI Says:

    Tom Fishman said: “Love the Sirens reference,”

    I thought it was an allusion to “The Big Space Fuck”, by the same author.

  14. 14.   Matt McIrvin Says:

    Wow, John Emerson really doesn’t like physicists. Didn’t see that one coming.

  15. 15.   Dileep Says:

    Michael: “Well, it has to be an “imperfect” repetition, because after the midpoint of the review the book will have been published and then I wasn’t able to talk about it in the future perfect tense any longer.”

    Me: “Or its a jab at spontaneously Broken Symmetries :P

  16. 16.   James Says:

    For a similar palindromic piece, see the Crab Canon in Douglas Hofstadter’s Goedel, Escher, Bach. It was one of my favorite things I read when I was a boy.

    You can read it here:

    http://www.evl.uic.edu/swami/crabcanon

  17. 17.   chemicalscum Says:

    @Pope Maledict XVI Says:

    “I thought it was an allusion to “The Big Space Fuck”, by the same author.”

    Sirens of Titan (1959)
    The Big Space Fuck (1972)

    Fuck that “Sirens of Titan” came first, or maybe last?

  18. 18.   Pope Maledict XVI Says:

    Fuckin’ well done, chemicalscum! You fuckin’ got it! Fuck!

  19. 19.   Ahmed Says:

    I was expecting the comments here to make me hate physics. They’ve managed to make me hate the English language instead. Who the hell came up with this “future perfect tense” idea? He probably didn’t know much about statistics, or physics, or good manners. Can’t we just call it something else, for the love of Relativity?

    *Ahem.* So, when will the book be available?