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Newton, P.I.

by Sean in Science and Society, Words | 25 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >
July 1st, 2009 9:36 AM

When I was studying for my Ph.D., a fellow grad student and I asked our advisor if he could think of one single characteristic that was common to all of the best scientists he knew. Without too much hesitation, he answered: “Hard work.” That certainly wasn’t the answer we wanted to hear — you mean there isn’t some secret recipe to being brilliant? And of course hard work is not nearly enough to elevate you to the ranks of the world’s great scientists. But now that I have marinated for some time in the juices of experience myself, I see the truth of what he was getting at; there are a lot of smart people out there, so it makes sense that what elevates a few of them above their peers is an extraordinary focus on their work and a great amount of simple effort.

So it should come as no surprise that Isaac Newton, the greatest physicist of all time, was a relentless worker. In his days at Cambridge, when he focused on the workings of the natural world, he would spend as little time as possible on anything that drew him away from the researches in his rooms. Over the couple of years he was writing the Principia Mathematica, he took things to extremes, going for extended periods without food or sleep. (He also, apparently, died a virgin. Extremes come in many guises.)

Most contemporary physicists have heard that Newton eventually left Cambridge and more or less turned his back on scientific research, to take up activities in later life that we associate with varying degrees of disreputability: alchemy, religious studies, taking a bureaucratic position at the Royal Mint, using the Royal Society to attack his scientific rivals. Lots of us shrug and agree that many older scientists do all sorts of crazy things, and don’t wonder too much about the details.

levenson-newtoncounter-us-cover1.jpgHappily, Tom Levenson (of The Inverse Square, and one of our honored guest bloggers) has provided us with a fascinating peek into a telling episode in Newton’s later life — his career as a criminal investigator. Not really “P.I.”, as Newton was acting in his capacity as a government official, the Warden of the Mint. The story is closer to something from Law and Order or CSI — remarkably close, in fact. In Newton and the Counterfeiter, Levenson tells the tale of how Newton took up what should have been a cushy sinecure, and ended up devoting his extraordinary Newtonian powers to the pursuit and prosecution of one William Chaloner, the counterfeiter of the title. Poor Chaloner, suffice it to say, never knew what hit him.

I should say right up front that this is not a book about physics. Some time back Tom asked me to read some pages from his draft, to make sure the physics was coming out right, but he assured me that physics played a very minor role in the book. That baffled me a bit, because — well, it is Isaac Newton, right? But this is a work of biography and intellectual history, and offers a fascinating “street-level view” of the dawn of the Age of Reason. I can recommend it without hesitation to anyone who likes good stories, which I presume is just about anyone.

The book does begin with some stage-setting about Newton’s scientific work in Cambridge — it is Isaac Newton, right? But it picks up when our protagonist finally wrangles a position in London as Warden of the Mint. Not supposed to be a taxing job; one of the attractions for Newton was that he was going to have plenty of time available for his research. Mostly, at that time, on alchemy and religion — one of the enlightening chapters looks at how Newton actually went about his alchemical work, which is both engrossing and baffling to the modern reader.

History did not cooperate. The 1690’s was a transformative time for the English currency system, including the introduction of paper money, trade imbalances with the Continent, massive debts run up by William III’s wars in France, and an epidemic of counterfeiting and “coin-clipping,” by which people would shave off the edges of silver coins and melt them down to make new ones. In response, the Mint eventually gave in and undertook a comprehensive re-coinage — a program that was on track to become a complete fiasco until Newton stepped in. Remember that he was not simply an abstract theorist (although he was that); Newton was an extraordinarily careful experimenter, and he turned his practical side to the problem of re-coinage, with spectacular results.

But the real fun comes in when Newton takes on Chaloner, one of the most notorious counterfeiters of the day. I don’t want to give away too much, because you really should buy the book. Suffice it to say that where Newton was gifted with an extraordinary intellect and a relentless work ethic, Chaloner was gifted with what we would today call “balls.” No scheme was too audacious to be undertaken, no lie was too grandiose to be told, no collection of co-conspirators was too extensive to be betrayed or turned against each other. Chaloner was a colorful character, whose story would have made entertaining reading no matter what era he was born into. But he made one unforgivable mistake: he attracted the particular ire of Isaac Newton, who turned the full force of his powers to tracking this miscreant down and bringing him to justice. Chaloner’s own gifts notwithstanding, it was not a fair fight.

We tend to look at successful people and imagine that they are defined by their sphere of success. It’s hard for us today to think of Isaac Newton as anything other than a scientist. But he was good at what he did, whether it was piecing together the mysteries of classical mechanics or paying informers to spy on suspected criminals. Gil Grissom would approve — maybe not of all his methods, but certainly of his results.

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Kindling

by Sean in Gadgets, Words | 46 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >
June 24th, 2009 8:29 PM

So I broke down and bought a Kindle. As usual, I tend to be open to trying new technologies, but don’t like being at the bleeding edge (where people get hurt). There’s no doubt that electronic reading devices have a long way to go, but there’s also little doubt that they’re the wave of the future, or at least a sizable part of it. And the technology seems to have reached a point where Kindle editions of books are a non-trivial part of the market. My own decision to get one was definitely influenced by the number of queries I received about whether my own book would have a Kindle edition. (Answer: yes.)

And now it’s arrived! So the question is: what’s the first book I should buy? An obvious choice would be Infinite Jest, as the Infinite Summer project is underway and (as I have learned) toting a thousand-page book around on a cross-country flight is less than perfectly convenient. But, of course, I already own that book. And, as Matthew Yglesias points out, you don’t want to buy Kindle versions of impressive books that you can prominently display to buff up your credentials as a person of culture. And the worst would be to display a giant, impressive book on your shelves, but one that was clearly unread and in pristine condition, even though you really did read it, only you read it on your Kindle. Worst of all possible worlds.

The idea, then, is to find a good book that I haven’t yet read, but not one that is too good — not good enough that I’d rather have the dead-tree edition. Any suggestions?

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20 Insults from P. G. Wodehouse

by Julianne in Words | 29 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >
June 17th, 2009 9:32 AM Tags: ,

  1. frightful young excrescence

  2. piefaced litte excrescence

  3. slab of gorgonzola

  4. pig in human shape

  5. sheepfaced, shambling refugee from hell

  6. gastly sheepfaced fugitive from hell

  7. fatheaded ass

  8. popeyed bleater

  9. dithering idiot

  10. a dumb brick of the first water

  11. halfwitted gargoyle

  12. halfwitted Gadarene swine

  13. herring-gutted young son of a what-not

  14. foul blot

  15. puff-faced poop

  16. pestilential poop

  17. potbellied perisher

  18. newt-nuzzling blister

  19. unbalanced young boll weevil

  20. deleterious slab of damnation

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Putting the Internet to Infinitely Good Use

by Sean in Words | 16 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >
June 3rd, 2009 1:38 PM

Infinite Jest Finally someone has discovered a useful purpose for all of those wires connecting all of our computers. Infinite Summer is basically an online book club, devoted to David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jest. (Via Ezra Klein, who commandeered the only obvious blog post title.) Anyone who would like to join along should plan on reading 75 pages a week (not at all burdensome), and can then come join the conversation.

I once read through Gravity’s Rainbow with a real-world reading group, and it added a lot to the experience. And I would like to do a blog-based book club when my own book comes out, so this should be a learning experience. I’m going to give it a shot, anyway.

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Hard Words

by Julianne in Arts, Miscellany, Words | 12 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >
May 26th, 2009 8:53 AM

(found in a list compiled by one of my kids, cross referenced to the relevant page number in Roald Dahl’s “Matilda”)

  • gormless
  • toddle
  • diddled
  • rakish
  • throttling
  • asinine
  • formidable
  • obstinate
  • piffle
  • regale
  • aimiably
  • blancmange
  • parabola
  • clot
  • brigand
  • suppurating
  • implacable
  • replete
  • comatose
  • swot

Gawd I love Roald Dahl. How could you read that list and not want to know what the book was about?

(Sadly, this is exactly the sort of language that tends to be lost in the “abridged” books all to frequently passed off to children — if you have a few minutes to spare, there is a brilliant reflection on abridged children’s literature here.)

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Logicomix

by Mark in Mathematics, Philosophy, Words | 8 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >
April 29th, 2009 12:19 PM

As I reached the end of what would be called high school in the US, I was certain that I wanted more than anything to become a mathematician. Soon afterwards, as a beginning maths undergraduate at Cambridge, I had become even more committed to the subject, after having spent some time reading about the history of the subject, and becoming enthralled by the lives and contributions of some of the great mathematicians. Among these, I found myself personally drawn to Bertrand Russell, partly because I was more interested in philosophy then than I am these days, but mostly because of the sheer grandness of the vision embodied in the Principia Mathematica - the opus co-authored by Russell with Alfred North Whitehead - and it’s later challenge from Gödel.

Nevertheless, as one gets older, reads more, and hopefully gains a more sophisticated knowledge of the subject, one’s tastes tend to change somewhat. In my case, a gradual shift in my interests from pure to applied mathematics, and finally to theoretical physics opened up an increasing range of giants to understand and respect. Somehow though, I have always retained a soft spot for Russell; perhaps because of his atheism, perhaps because of his breadth, but more so I think, because when I think of him I can quite viscerally recall the way reading about him made me feel about mathematics.

Because of this, while I have never become an avid reader of graphic novels, I’m hoping to get hold of a copy of Apostolos Doxiadis’ Logicomix, which I learned about via The Guardian, and which the web site describes as

Covering a span of sixty years, the graphic novel Logicomix was inspired by the epic story of the quest for the Foundations of Mathematics.

This was a heroic intellectual adventure most of whose protagonists paid the price of knowledge with extreme personal suffering and even insanity. The book tells its tale in an engaging way, at the same time complex and accessible. It grounds the philosophical struggles on the undercurrent of personal emotional turmoil, as well as the momentous historical events and ideological battles which gave rise to them.

The role of narrator is given to the most eloquent and spirited of the story’s protagonists, the great logician, philosopher and pacifist Bertrand Russell. It is through his eyes that the plights of such great thinkers as Frege, Hilbert, Poincaré, Wittgenstein and Gödel come to life, and through his own passionate involvement in the quest that the various narrative strands come together.

The web site contains a few samples of what to expect, plus a nice summary of the cast of characters. To a graphic novel newbie like myself, it isn’t obvious what to expect from a telling of this kind of sweeping academic story in such a format. But the team involved looks promising, and I’m sufficiently fascinated by the subject matter that I’m really looking forward to getting a look at Logicomix.

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Seems a Bit More Real Now

by Sean in Personal, Time, Words | 46 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >
April 20th, 2009 7:59 AM

There’s a major event in the life of every young book that marks its progression from mere draft on someone’s computer to a public figure in its own right. No, I’m not thinking about when the book gets published, or even when the final manuscript is sent to the publisher. I’m thinking of when a book gets its own page on amazon.com. (The right analogy is probably to “getting your drivers license” or something along those lines. Feel free to concoct your own details.)

From Eternity to Here cover
So it’s with a certain parental joy that I can announce From Eternity to Here now has its own amazon page. My baby is all grown up! And, as a gesture of independence, has already chosen a different subtitle: “The Quest for the Ultimate Theory of Time.” The previous version, “The Origin of the Universe and the Arrow of Time,” was judged a bit too dry, and was apparently making the marketing people at Dutton scrunch up their faces in disapproval. I am told that “quests” are very hot right now.

All of which means, of course: you can buy it! For quite a handsome discount, I may add.

It also means: I really should finish writing it. Pretty darn close; the last chapters are finished, and I’m just touching up a couple of the previous ones that were abandoned in my rush to tell the end of the story. The manuscript is coming in at noticeably more words than I had anticipated — I suspect the “320 pages” listed on amazon is an underestimate.

And, yes, there is another book with almost the same title and an eerily similar cover, which just appeared. But very different content inside! Frank Viola’s subtitle is “Rediscovering the Ageless Purpose of God,” which should be a clue to the sharp-eyed shopper that the two works are not the same.

Writing a book is a big undertaking, in case no one before me had never noticed that before. I’m very grateful to my scientific collaborators for putting up with my extended disappearances along the way. It’s also very nerve-wracking to imagine sending it out there into the world all by itself. With blog posts there is immediate feedback in terms of comments and trackbacks; you can get a feel for what the reactions are, and revise and respond accordingly. But the book really has a life of its own. People will read and review it for goodness knows how long, and I won’t always be there to protect it.

Frankly, I’m not sure this “book” technology will ever catch on.

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Global refrigerator

by daniel in Words | 6 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >
April 14th, 2009 3:28 PM

As Sean has mentioned, April is Poetry Month. The event comes with its very own poster, featuring a quote from one of my favorite poems:


do i dare disturb the universe


Appropriate participation involves not just reading poetry, but trying a hand at composition as well. And what better venue than on a global refrigerator? The half-life of a poem on the refrigerator is fairly short. Magnets have a tendency to drift away if you spend too much time ruminating; it’s probably better to aim for a haiku than a sonnet. I’ve made my contribution (buried somewhere in the image below). I was severely hampered, as the word “quantum” is nowhere to be found. Not even a “black”? How’s a physicist supposed to work under such conditions? Someone should make a version with a larger vocabulary.

refrigerator magnets

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A History of Night

by Sean in Words | 10 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >
April 13th, 2009 1:21 PM

April is going to be Poetry Month all month long! The New York Review of Books is celebrating. Here’s one from Jorge Luis Borges, translated by Alastair Reid.

A History of Night

Through the course of generations
men brought the night into being.
In the beginning were blindness and dream
and thorns which gash the bare foot
and fear of wolves.
We shall never know who fashioned the word
for the interval of darkness
which divides the two half-lights.
We shall never know in what century it stood
for the starry spaces.
Others began the myth.
They made night mother of the tranquil Fates
who weave all destiny
and sacrificed black sheep to her
and the rooster which announced her end.
The Chaldeans gave her twelve houses;
infinite worlds, the Stoic Portico.
Latin hexameters molded her,
and Pascal’s dread.
Luis de León saw in her the homeland
of his shivering soul.
Now we feel her inexhaustible
as an old wine
and no one can think of her without vertigo,
and time has charged her with eternity.

And to think that night would not exist
without those tenuous instruments, the eyes.

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Chrono-Synclastic Infundibulum

by Sean in Personal, Time, Words | 19 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >
March 11th, 2009 10:12 AM

I’m happy to announce that the first review of From Eternity to Here has appeared, over at Michael Bérubé’s blog. It has also appeared at Crooked Timber, a phenomenon that can ultimately traced to the holographic non-locality inherent in quantum descriptions of space as well as time.

Readers of underdeveloped imagination will wonder how a review could appear when the book has not yet been written. When one has mastered the mysteries of time, should anyone be surprised?

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