Comments on: Tribe Wants No Part of Modern World, While Modern World Wants Their Land http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2008/05/30/tribe-wants-no-part-of-modern-world-while-modern-world-wants-their-land/ Quirky, funny, and surprising science news from the edge of the known universe. Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:33:39 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Sperm Theory http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2008/05/30/tribe-wants-no-part-of-modern-world-while-modern-world-wants-their-land/comment-page-1/#comment-7237 Sperm Theory Fri, 06 Jun 2008 00:19:34 +0000 http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2008/05/30/tribe-wants-no-part-of-modern-world-while-modern-world-wants-their-land/#comment-7237 They disturbed a sacred testicle crushing ceremony! The woman in black performs the mutilation. It is the same with Australian Aborigines. Micronesians drill a hole near the base of the young man's penis. Only, when the elders consider the young male responsible do they teach him to place his finger on the hole. So, he can then father children for the tribe. Hadn't the scientists, in the helicopter, heard of even Sperm Theory! They disturbed a sacred testicle crushing ceremony! The woman in black performs the mutilation. It is the same with Australian Aborigines. Micronesians drill a hole near the base of the young man’s penis. Only, when the elders consider the young male responsible do they teach him to place his finger on the hole. So, he can then father children for the tribe.

Hadn’t the scientists, in the helicopter, heard of even Sperm Theory!

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