• “We didn’t pay 37 million zlotys [7.6 million pounds] for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there” —Polish politician Michal Grzes.
• A chocolate inhaler now provides calorie-free indulgence in four flavors: raspberry, mint, mango, and plain. Inhaled mango-flavored chocolate powder? Really?
• What to do if you—oops!—swallow the Higgs boson.
• A divorced couple fights over frozen dog sperm.
• Watch a spider roll like an eight-spoked wheel.
• And, a humpback whale was spotted swimming under New York City’s Verrazano Bridge! Watch it surface here.
