NCBI ROFL: So THAT's where that condom went…

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Accidental condom inhalation

“A 27-year-old lady presented with persistent cough, sputum and fever for the preceding six months. In spite of trials with antibiotics and anti-tuberculosis treatment for the preceeding four months, her symptoms did not improve. A subsequent chest radiograph showed non-homogeneous collapse-consolidation of right upper lobe. Videobronchoscopy revealed an inverted bag like structure in right upper lobe bronchus and rigid bronchoscopic removal with biopsy forceps confirmed the presence of a condom. Detailed retrospective history also confirmed accidental inhalation of the condom during fellatio.”

Thanks to Pierre for today’s ROFL!

June 28th, 2009 6:42 PM by ncbi rofl in NCBI ROFL, health issues I wish I didn't know about | 15 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

15 Responses to “NCBI ROFL: So THAT's where that condom went…”

  1. 1.   Anonymous Says:

    Wasn't there something about being able to "suck the chrome off a bumper"?

  2. 2.   Gary Packwood Says:

    There hasn't been real crome on bumpers for 20 years!

    Crome is an environmental nightmare.

    Some would say not as bad as a nightmare condom in the lung. LOL

    Wonder how you code this for health insurance billing?

    :-)

    ::
    GP

  3. 3.   Abysmal Musings Says:

    Why didn't that sorry wankstain of a man mention his condom had vanished at the appropriate moment?

    I hate my gender sometimes. Cowards and fucktards.

  4. 4.   ncbi Says:

    I guess that's why they call it a "blow job"

  5. 5.   Anonymous Says:

    "You're… gagging more than usual tonight."

  6. 6.   Anonymous Says:

    Is that sputum or are you just happy to see me?

  7. 7.   Anonymous Says:

    I guess I had the definition of a swallower wrong all these years.

  8. 8.   Anonymous Says:

    Um… if it ends up in your lungs, you didn't swallow it.

  9. 9.   Anonymous Says:

    Thanks for the blogspam!

  10. 10.   Anonymous Says:

    Who uses a condom for oral sex?

  11. 11.   Anonymous Says:

    prostitutes do

  12. 12.   Anonymous Says:

    Number 10: AIDS, Herpes and a couple of others can be transmitted via oral sex… So if you’re not with your regular partner (or distrust them for some reason), then using condoms (fellatio) or dental dams (cunnilingus) is very much recommended.

    You’re not safe even if it’s “just” mouth on genitalia.

  13. 13.   Calli Arcale Says:

    Though I do not have experience of this, I understand this is what flavored condoms are for, so evidently a significant number of people do indeed use condoms for this experience.

  14. 14.   Aaditya Says:

    Wait…they put her on TB medications without getting a chest X-ray to determine what the source was first? That’s a pretty big fail considering the side effects of TB…

  15. 15.   Jslat Says:

    In response to #14:

    The journal is based out of India. There is your answer. The answer that is baffling is how it got in the lungs. That is “almost” physiologically impossible, I say “almost” because if this is true, then it has happened at least once

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