Plenty of people love roller coasters—but few as much as Amy Wolfe, a 33-year-old Pennsylvania woman who plans to marry one.
Wolfe is the latest in a series of people who have married inanimate objects, from the Berlin Wall to the Eiffel Tower. This type of sexual behavior has a name: objectum sexual, meaning a person becomes attracted to, and even falls in love with, non-human (or even -animate) objects.
According to a perhaps-too-detailed report by The Metro U.K.:
[The woman] enjoys a “satisfying” sexual relationship with a fairground ride – a “magic carpet” themed ride named 1001 Nachts – and now plans to marry it. The 33-year-old rides the machine 300 times a year and uses pictures of it to satisfy herself at home.
Because she lives about 80 miles from the amusement park, the relationship has been long-distance. But even if Wolfe relocates to be closer to “her” ride, we’re willing to bet this marriage will have, er, more than its fair share of ups and downs.
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July 29th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
w……………t……………….f
July 29th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
You can’t marry a roller coaster.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:50 am
How so, you can’t? Apart from the long ceremony if the rollercoster is expected to say “I do” I see nothing really problematic with that.
July 30th, 2009 at 9:55 am
I don’t know if I’d call anything from the Metro “perhaps-too-detailed.” Given that they botched the fact that 1001 Nachts isn’t actually a rollercoaster, I wouldn’t be surprised if there were a few more errors.
Regardless. Wow, Knoebel’s Amusement Resort. That takes me back.
July 30th, 2009 at 10:34 am
My wife comes from Pennsylvania. Im glad she married me instead. We are going over there this Christmas, but might stay away from the roller coaster now. There might be a jelous woman watching.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
how does she feel about other people riding it?
July 30th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
This was a storyline on Boston Legal a few years ago. In that story I believe it was called objectophilia.
July 31st, 2009 at 3:20 am
Assign her a seat so I don’t sit in the one she sat in by mistake.
I really don’t wanna know what she is like or doing while spending time with her soon to be hubby in a seat other people sit in.
August 5th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
It is the new ‘love that dare not speak it’s name’. You lot will force them into public toilets. That could get messy.
August 5th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
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September 25th, 2009 at 10:16 am
i saw she looks too great for a rollercoaster she deserve something better like a MAN
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