NCBI ROFL: A woman's history of vaginal orgasm is discernible from her walk.

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“AIM: The objective was to determine if appropriately trained sexologists could infer women’s history of vaginal orgasm from observing only their gait. METHODS: Women with known histories of either vaginal orgasm or vaginal anorgasmia were videotaped walking on the street, and their orgasmic status was judged by sexologists blind to their history… …RESULTS: In the sample of healthy young Belgian women (half of whom were vaginally orgasmic), history of vaginal orgasm (triggered solely by penile-vaginal intercourse) was diagnosable at far better than chance level (81.25% correct, Fisher’s Exact Test P < 0.05) by appropriately trained sexologists… …CONCLUSIONS: The discerning observer may infer women's experience of vaginal orgasm from a gait that comprises fluidity, energy, sensuality, freedom, and absence of both flaccid and locked muscles."

September 1st, 2009 3:00 PM by ncbi rofl in NCBI ROFL, scientist...or perv? | 14 comments | RSS feed | Trackback >

14 Responses to “NCBI ROFL: A woman's history of vaginal orgasm is discernible from her walk.”

  1. 1.   David Says:

    What?

  2. 2.   Michael Christopher Says:

    Women can't fake it anymore. ;)

  3. 3.   Anonymous Says:

    the absence of flaccid muscles worries me…. :-{

  4. 4.   Ms Avery Says:

    Sensuality and freedom are totally scientifically quantifiable traits.

  5. 5.   Dhivajri Says:

    Jesus, Mary and Josephina.

  6. 6.   timethief Says:

    I intended to copy & paste my comments from the BC forum thread into this comment box. GAWD! I hate Blogger. It would not allow me to copy paste. Arrrggghhh!

    This is not about experiencing orgasms while walking. A significant number of women do NOT experience vaginal orgasms, as opposed to cliroral orgasms, during coitus. This is an assessemnt tool used to determine whether or not women are experiencing vaginal orgasms during coitus. Hopefully, they can undertake the correct exrecise programs and postures and gaits to increase their vertebral rotation, hip rotation and lenghth of stride.

  7. 7.   Ms Avery Says:

    What? Yeah, we understood the abstract.

  8. 8.   Anonymous Says:

    catholic usniversity examining vaginal orgasm:D

  9. 9.   GreasyPundit Says:

    What?!

    Hurrah!

  10. 10.   Obfuscatedfembot Says:

    Now we need something to help find the men who can last long enough the multiple ladies satisfied.

    I would say absence of flaccid muscles and sensuality is a pretty damn good start. ;)

  11. 11.   JMW Says:

    Yeah, but which is cause and which is effect? Do women walk that way because they get more vaginal orgasms, or do they get more vaginal orgasms because of musculo-skeletal factors that make them walk that way?

  12. 12.   Crazy Tom Says:

    This blog officially has enough awesome that I will be happy to add it to my bookmarks.

    JMW, it’s a cycle. They get more (___) because they walk that way, but then they walk that way because they have more (orgasms).

    Great, now I’ve got Aerosmith stuck in me head.

  13. 13.   tracer Says:

    Does “vaginal orgasm” mean something different from a regular, garden-variety female orgasm?

  14. 14.   Bigboy Says:

    When I worked at a hotdog stand in high school,
    we had a theory about women who liked extra onions on their dog. We theorized that those ladies who wanted no onions didn’t like putting other things in their mouth, but extra onions- Jackpot!

    A woman with a sexy sway to her step can at least fake a good orgasm, so as long as she leaves, who cares? The best sway is the one as she walks away.

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